BJ despair...

[ChefWide]

Whats the difference between a good blowjob and a great blowjob?

After a great blowjob you have pull the sheets out of your asshole.

 

[jerseyart]

BBF

Check out his avatar. She gets whatever she wants

 

[Deleted member 33117]

BBF

Check out his avatar. She gets whatever she wants

Good point... I forgot that was actaully his girl in the pic.....

 

[OMEGA]

I was just thinking....out of all the girls I've fooled around with, not one of them gave a really good blowjob. They either wouldn't do it, weren't enthusiastic about it, or were just plain bad. It's not really fair either, considering I'm quite skilled at the art of cunnilingus. They've run the gamut from painfully bad, to mediocre. I'm sure part of it is being 22 years old, and have only gotten with one or two older women, but seriously--anyone else have luck this bad?

I have not had the misfortune

but reading this makes me feel you pain


all my girls have to take it jewls to mouth, none of the head only shite

 

[Devastation]

Ok, on a 1-10 scale, a girl who gives unbelievable head and can make you cum in 60 seconds flat consitently is a 9.5.... you can't assign anything higher than 10, or you are just trying to earn brownie points with your girl, and a perfect 10 can't be given, because you have to assume that someonewhere out fo the 3+ billion women in the world, one MIGHT be able to give better head. So sh gets a 9.5.

she's the only one to ever make me cum with head so she gets a 20. end of story

 

[Deleted member 33117]

she's the only one to ever make me cum with head so she gets a 20. end of story

I'm in the same boat orb...its almost impossible for me to cum from getting head.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ok this is a seedy thread...but no, i have to say, im not that unlucky

 

[UA_Iron]

so this girl I am kind-of-maybe seeing....on wednesday night it was our first time performing oral sex on each other. I am experienced in such things from previous relationships but this was her first time.

I must say I was proud of her, she gave better head than I have gotten before - told her I was going to cum and most of it went in her mouth which she swallowed shortly after. The look on her face hahahah, but it was a good experience.

 

[MAX 300]

I have the answer to your problems!

Get a THAI girlfriend.

They can suck a baseball bat through a garden hose. No shite! Ok, so maybe they won't do that, but they definitely know how to suck cock.

 

[slickdadd]

I've had one who had some magical dick pleasing force within her hand and mouth. She didn't appear to do anything differentlly, but she possessed some magic touch that was unparalleled. She turned out to be rather skanky, but still, that's how it goes.