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Bi-Diddily Iddily Iddily -- who am I really?
I feel inclined to come out. Well, you won't get my REAL sexual preference... but I will tell you who I am...
Breif History: Grew up on the mean streets of Inbred, Indiana, was an ass athlete (also played varsity Disco Ball and Cock Ring Toss, lettered in both), went to Indiana University as a Projectile Vomitter and did my school proud... trained for the 1995 nationals and attempted to compete for the Olympic tryouts by placing (unsuccessfully).
I attended Paul’s University School of Ass Kissing and Pole Smoking in Chicago from 1998-2001... passed a record 3lb kidney stone in July of 2001. and started working my first REAL blowjob in February of 2002 (I always spit, never swallow….can’t be too careful)... where upon, I quit in June of 2002... shortly thereafter, the engagement to the only love of my life collapsed, horribly... I moved to California and have done part time to full time anal work for an aging local gay dungeon master ever since....
But who AM I really? If you were to meet me in person... I'd probably not have a smile on my face... unless you were male and dropped your trousers and underthings... then I'd most likely be all grins... as I love to jerk around and laugh in senile hysteria.
I'm basically a lay-your-cat, easy swallowing, and very down to earth. I dislike people who are full of themselves (unlike my sometimes portrayal on the board) and am very disliking of those who are overweight, fashion-retarded, dickless, dirty, or who are otherwise icky in mine eyes.
I prefer to twinkle than to shine... I prefer to giggle girlishly than to frown like a guy who frowns a lot.
In my LIFE... before EF, I have met 6 mindless underlings who I feel that I could lay... people I would bone with everything I am.... THROUGH EF... I have met THREE people... who I would go to Paris with, on their nickel of course... who I would spread for... I'd straight up POLE DANCE for these brothas....
In my LIFE... my friends Armand, Philipe, Alejandro, Gregory & Elvis, Eleanor, and of course, dungeon master Ed... have all had my back, literally... and I would gladly die for any of them... without a second thought (not that I’ve ever had one)...
Through EF... Clit, Krotch, and Dick... you guys have ment the world to me... you have gone beyond what it takes to be an ass-reaming butt pirate... I truly label you not as flaming sister queens... but as brothers in all things anal... I would give my finger... my fist… and however much more than that you could take... I would lay down in Pennypacker’s mobile home for you... You truly exemplify what true friendship and brotherhood is... and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my bottom....
I Babs (my rap name), has a big giant bottom (along with questionable subject-verb agreement)... a giving bottom... not to be mistaken with a naive or foolish bottom… I give it to whomever it is deserving (having a pulse and semi-functional penis = deserving)... at times, I may be hard on others... but I am always the hardest on myself...
Bi-Ditty has, on the board, come across very bitter women….quite literally (this spawned the production of my very first-and only-straight porn/Christmas movie, “I Came Upon a Midnight Rear,” but that’s another thread)... My spooge doesn't hit far from the mark... I have decent aim... but I do believe that there are good women out there... I am evidenced this by talking with Kronkette, PhatChck, Raina and others who have sent me PM's... wishing me the best with my “farm o’ STDs” otherwise known as my crotchly nether regions. While I cannot apologize for my poor spooge aim at times... I can say this... for all the unjust semen that I have ejected onto your mothers’ good sheets, for all the negative comments directed to the wrong women....I do apologize...
My life is happy... i have my teeth, I have some of my hair.. I have a number of brothers whom I trust with my favorite set of anal beads... I have a loving family and a brilliant education, despite my constant torture of the language... I have every opportunity to reach out and take full advantage of life... and for that, I can do nothing but thank God.....and Ed of course
You may be asking what sparked this... it is a compliation of things actually ... for one, my self obsession has evolved to the point where I actually believe you people give a poop about what things I stand for, and for reasons or actions... despite most normal members’ conclusions otherwise.... I hold no ill will toward ANY member of EF (unless you have boobs, be you male or female)... not anymore... SECONDLY... reading the story of Bi-Curious George... (the pages now quite pasted and sticky), made me realize how precious life really is... it redirected my purpose... to actually LIVE my life... rather than not applying the great gifts I have been handed....(namely my giant ego and matching bulbous bottom).
Thank you for your TIME Ef... now try to take some time out of your lives to appreciate the little things…….no…….not just my penis, but flowers and amebas and shit……..AND MAKE ME A FUCKING MOD ALREADY.
Bi-ditty
I feel inclined to come out. Well, you won't get my REAL sexual preference... but I will tell you who I am...
Breif History: Grew up on the mean streets of Inbred, Indiana, was an ass athlete (also played varsity Disco Ball and Cock Ring Toss, lettered in both), went to Indiana University as a Projectile Vomitter and did my school proud... trained for the 1995 nationals and attempted to compete for the Olympic tryouts by placing (unsuccessfully).
I attended Paul’s University School of Ass Kissing and Pole Smoking in Chicago from 1998-2001... passed a record 3lb kidney stone in July of 2001. and started working my first REAL blowjob in February of 2002 (I always spit, never swallow….can’t be too careful)... where upon, I quit in June of 2002... shortly thereafter, the engagement to the only love of my life collapsed, horribly... I moved to California and have done part time to full time anal work for an aging local gay dungeon master ever since....
But who AM I really? If you were to meet me in person... I'd probably not have a smile on my face... unless you were male and dropped your trousers and underthings... then I'd most likely be all grins... as I love to jerk around and laugh in senile hysteria.
I'm basically a lay-your-cat, easy swallowing, and very down to earth. I dislike people who are full of themselves (unlike my sometimes portrayal on the board) and am very disliking of those who are overweight, fashion-retarded, dickless, dirty, or who are otherwise icky in mine eyes.
I prefer to twinkle than to shine... I prefer to giggle girlishly than to frown like a guy who frowns a lot.
In my LIFE... before EF, I have met 6 mindless underlings who I feel that I could lay... people I would bone with everything I am.... THROUGH EF... I have met THREE people... who I would go to Paris with, on their nickel of course... who I would spread for... I'd straight up POLE DANCE for these brothas....
In my LIFE... my friends Armand, Philipe, Alejandro, Gregory & Elvis, Eleanor, and of course, dungeon master Ed... have all had my back, literally... and I would gladly die for any of them... without a second thought (not that I’ve ever had one)...
Through EF... Clit, Krotch, and Dick... you guys have ment the world to me... you have gone beyond what it takes to be an ass-reaming butt pirate... I truly label you not as flaming sister queens... but as brothers in all things anal... I would give my finger... my fist… and however much more than that you could take... I would lay down in Pennypacker’s mobile home for you... You truly exemplify what true friendship and brotherhood is... and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my bottom....
I Babs (my rap name), has a big giant bottom (along with questionable subject-verb agreement)... a giving bottom... not to be mistaken with a naive or foolish bottom… I give it to whomever it is deserving (having a pulse and semi-functional penis = deserving)... at times, I may be hard on others... but I am always the hardest on myself...
Bi-Ditty has, on the board, come across very bitter women….quite literally (this spawned the production of my very first-and only-straight porn/Christmas movie, “I Came Upon a Midnight Rear,” but that’s another thread)... My spooge doesn't hit far from the mark... I have decent aim... but I do believe that there are good women out there... I am evidenced this by talking with Kronkette, PhatChck, Raina and others who have sent me PM's... wishing me the best with my “farm o’ STDs” otherwise known as my crotchly nether regions. While I cannot apologize for my poor spooge aim at times... I can say this... for all the unjust semen that I have ejected onto your mothers’ good sheets, for all the negative comments directed to the wrong women....I do apologize...
My life is happy... i have my teeth, I have some of my hair.. I have a number of brothers whom I trust with my favorite set of anal beads... I have a loving family and a brilliant education, despite my constant torture of the language... I have every opportunity to reach out and take full advantage of life... and for that, I can do nothing but thank God.....and Ed of course
You may be asking what sparked this... it is a compliation of things actually ... for one, my self obsession has evolved to the point where I actually believe you people give a poop about what things I stand for, and for reasons or actions... despite most normal members’ conclusions otherwise.... I hold no ill will toward ANY member of EF (unless you have boobs, be you male or female)... not anymore... SECONDLY... reading the story of Bi-Curious George... (the pages now quite pasted and sticky), made me realize how precious life really is... it redirected my purpose... to actually LIVE my life... rather than not applying the great gifts I have been handed....(namely my giant ego and matching bulbous bottom).
Thank you for your TIME Ef... now try to take some time out of your lives to appreciate the little things…….no…….not just my penis, but flowers and amebas and shit……..AND MAKE ME A FUCKING MOD ALREADY.
Bi-ditty
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... you are a good sport to make fun of yourself in light of my recent post. 
