chocolate & cookie drawer
It's funny
Every day here at work at least 2 or 3 times throughout the day this old lady walks around the office handing out either cookies or chocolate - insisting that I take a piece.
I say "MMMMMMMM looks good! Can't wait to eat this as a snack!"
Then as soon as she walks away I open up my drawer with empty plastic baggies from my lunches and put the crap in a baggy.
I have like 10 baggies full of chocolate and cookies in a drawer she would shit if she saw. Then I think damn that's 15,000 calories of pure crap that everybody else ate that I didn't eat.
No wonder everybody's so fat