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All Time Dumbest EF Quotes

swole

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Angel - "1/2 size cup of what size cup?"

KB - "a 5x5 circular window"

Angel - "cotton comes from sheep"
 
Razorguns "I tell ya, that Lindsay Lohan girl is gonna win an Oscar one day. She's got talent!"

r
 
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Razorguns "You all voted for him HA! stupid americans"

talking about bushs second tour in the whitehouse
then Dialtone burned him with remembering RG indeed voted for Bush



PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"the Yankees are gonna win the division now with Pudge, Marte, and Nady"
that was another good one
 
snacky cake said:
Heather Rae -- "remember, hate the sinner, love the sin."
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This was an awesome quote. Because due to the nature of the thread/discussion it summed up the typical hypocrite so PERFECT. It was a like a bitch slap some people just didn't have an answer for.
 
"Anyone ever accidentally injected tiny pieces of glass in them from using amps before?"
Amaf - the stupid ass didn't know you were suppose to break open amps to withdraw the juice and was sitting there drilling through the bottom of the amp with the syringe needle.

"If I were swimming in the ocean and a shark attacked me , I would just dive down and grab a rock to drop it on it's head."
 
AAP said:
"Anyone ever accidentally injected tiny pieces of glass in them from using amps before?"
Amaf - the stupid ass didn't know you were suppose to break open amps to withdraw the juice and was sitting there drilling through the bottom of the amp with the syringe needle.

"If I were swimming in the ocean and a shark attacked me , I would just dive down and grab a rock to drop it on it's head."
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Oh boy, the shark one is priceless. Who said that?
 
ortiz34 said:
Razorguns "You all voted for him HA! stupid americans"

talking about bushs second tour in the whitehouse
then Dialtone burned him with remembering RG indeed voted for Bush



PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol
 
can u drink winny?
 
I don't have the exact quote, but the absolute most unintelligent one I recall is one where someone claimed to "earn" a bunch of "income" based on the supposed, yet never substantiated, appreciation on some "guitars."

There are no less than a dozen reasons why the statement was of the the dumbest things ever uttered on a chat board.
 
Lestat said:
I don't have the exact quote, but the absolute most unintelligent one I recall is one where someone claimed to "earn" a bunch of "income" based on the supposed, yet never substantiated, appreciation on some "guitars."

There are no less than a dozen reasons why the statement was of the the dumbest things ever uttered on a chat board.
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Hello
 
Lestat said:
I don't have the exact quote, but the absolute most unintelligent one I recall is one where someone claimed to "earn" a bunch of "income" based on the supposed, yet never substantiated, appreciation on some "guitars."

There are no less than a dozen reasons why the statement was of the the dumbest things ever uttered on a chat board.
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lmorf

who the hell said that???

s.
 
Lestat said:
razorgunz.. im going to try to find the original post
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i knew you were one of those people who would take a joke seriously

(you could tell i got it by how I signed my post with "s." just like razor signs his with an "r.")
 
Lestat said:
I don't have the exact quote, but the absolute most unintelligent one I recall is one where someone claimed to "earn" a bunch of "income" based on the supposed, yet never substantiated, appreciation on some "guitars."

There are no less than a dozen reasons why the statement was of the the dumbest things ever uttered on a chat board.
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I dunno, my one vintage instrument is now worth about 44X what it cost me 29 years ago (and it was used then).
 
swole said:
i knew you were one of those people who would take a joke seriously

(you could tell i got it by how I signed my post with "s." just like razor signs his with an "r.")
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Razorguns said:
Those figures come from publicists, and we KNOW they would never fig numbers right? :)

my income last year was $550,000. Most of that is in the value of my guitars which is of course priceless!

I've had access to oracle servers and spreadsheets with actual financial numbers. I don't expect anyone posting from their bedroom to really understand.

That's okay. Life goes on. :)

r
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lololo

now I know why RG is always saying "its the internet, you can make up whatever you want!"

The reality is, that's how some people roll, but not everyone. Not everyone uses the internet as a place to be something they are not.
 
Mr. dB said:
I dunno, my one vintage instrument is now worth about 44X what it cost me 29 years ago (and it was used then).
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How much of that appreciation have you claimed as income?
 
swole said:
i knew you were one of those people who would take a joke seriously

(you could tell i got it by how I signed my post with "s." just like razor signs his with an "r.")
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So should I sign mine with an "M" or a "d"???
 
You think his guitars lost value along with the stock market? I wonder if there's a guitar investment fund.
 
Dial_tone said:
You think his guitars lost value along with the stock market? I wonder if there's a guitar investment fund.
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Guitars don't ever lose value you dumb american loser! HA!
Everything I own, touch, or do, is recession proof you dumbass cattle, fast food eating twirps!
HA!
Investments are for suckers. HA! I make my money the real way, while I sit at home. HA!
 
Mr. dB said:
None, but I could theoretically include it in my net worth.
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Of course, any asset you have can be included. Its one thing to say "I'm worth $500,000, mainly due to the value of guitars I own" its a completely different thing to say "My income was 500,000, mainly due to the value of guitars I own" INCOME obviously being the key word.
 
My favorite is probably in my sig:

"having a proper education system is irregardless of drug use."

It's just so wrong on so many levels. In its original context, it was meant to be an intact sentence -- I didn't cut it out of another sentence. So features a lack of capitalization, the ambiguous use of the word "proper", the non-word "irregardless" as well as being largely incomprehensible. Then the statement is compounded with the irony that the person writing it was obviously a product of our completely dysfunctional education system, yet they feel so uninhibited to provide commentary on the educational system. Now stop an think about how you could do that in a mere 10 words. That's not as easy as you'd think. I guess its a poem of sorts.
 
ortiz34 said:
Guitars don't ever lose value you dumb american loser! HA!
Everything I own, touch, or do, is recession proof you dumbass cattle, fast food eating twirps!
HA!
Investments are for suckers. HA! I make my money the real way, while I sit at home. HA!
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Yeah! What he said. Take that Dial Bitch!!

r
 
mrplunkey said:
My favorite is probably in my sig:

"having a proper education system is irregardless of drug use."

It's just so wrong on so many levels. In its original context, it was meant to be an intact sentence -- I didn't cut it out of another sentence. So features a lack of capitalization, the ambiguous use of the word "proper", the non-word "irregardless" as well as being largely incomprehensible. Then the statement is compounded with the irony that the person writing it was obviously a product of our completely dysfunctional education system, yet they feel so uninhibited to provide commentary on the educational system. Now stop an think about how you could do that in a mere 10 words. That's not as easy as you'd think. I guess its a poem of sorts.
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that's one of my favorites as well!
 
how do u niccaz remember what other posters say? I can't even remember what I post, ne'r mind other peepholes
 
mrplunkey said:
My favorite is probably in my sig:

"having a proper education system is irregardless of drug use."

It's just so wrong on so many levels. In its original context, it was meant to be an intact sentence -- I didn't cut it out of another sentence. So features a lack of capitalization, the ambiguous use of the word "proper", the non-word "irregardless" as well as being largely incomprehensible. Then the statement is compounded with the irony that the person writing it was obviously a product of our completely dysfunctional education system, yet they feel so uninhibited to provide commentary on the educational system. Now stop an think about how you could do that in a mere 10 words. That's not as easy as you'd think. I guess its a poem of sorts.
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My face hurts from reading that. It's a deep thought why you got to screw with the guy?? He's keeping it real, you hater.

LOL>
 
Creepusmaximus said:
My face hurts from reading that. It's a deep thought why you got to screw with the guy?? He's keeping it real, you hater.

LOL>
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Well its like this.... we should smoke a bowl... I want... to be... the real me... my parents fucked me over... and we'll all be reincarnated anyway... so my soul mate is out there... but just because... you beilve in one doesn't mean shes' ....out there... but there is someone for everoyone.. and i rwite books all the time too penguin is my publisher because they are interested.... in waht i... have to say.. buty you shoujld.... learn and get an education and talk to smart people... education is irregardless of drug.......... uses and we should like all just be us and find the right one for us cause we all...... go back and forth but c'est la vie so... you know what...... I'm sayin so I guess we should just all hold-out for the write one cuase I dated mrs Ohio... and she ...came sniveling back... but I am a bigger man... than that cause ive traveled the world and like to think that karma makes everything in a bigger issue.

Know what I'm saying?
 
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