A Happiest Day Memorable Forever

[PICK3]

Why don't you see how many of those penguins you can fit in your ass?? Now THAT would be a day memorable forever...

OMG! ololololololololol!

 

[PICK3]

I bought many nutrition and other things for my wife and when passed the cheap stuffed animals in bulk for baby gift sets( toyswill.com/penguin-dolls-12cm-childrens-day-present-p-1539.html ), I couldn't help to buy one for my wife. Later, we'll celebrate my kid's birthday in all lifetime. A new born baby means a lot to my wife and me and it's a happiest day memorable forever.

gonna need moar dimensions to perform volume calcs to determine how many you can cram in your glory hole

 

[PICK3]

gonna need moar dimensions to perform volume calcs to determine how many you can cram in your glory hole

Can I assume toy penguins were built to scale?

 

[digimon7068]

gonna need moar dimensions to perform volume calcs to determine how many you can cram in your glory hole

where the hell is plunkey when you need him??

 

[PICK3]

where the hell is plunkey when you need him??

prob dewing wut billionaires dew

 

[digimon7068]

prob dewing wut billionaires dew

teh poolboy??

 

[PICK3]

teh poolboy??

olololololololol!

 

[ha1a1]

Congratulations habib. Children are the greatest gift we can have. I take my hat off to any human that is so selflessness in their actions that they bring forth offspring to contribute to the amazing world we live in. Who knows, your kid might be the next Einstein or Michael Jackson.

 

[WoodyO]

My kid likes to fart on people

 

[ha1a1]

My kid likes to fart on people

Farting on people rocks. Leaving them in elevators is awesome. Farting as you walk past a personal trainer with their client is also good value. As is farting as you ask a girl out.