lol. ah shit. It's like you were reading my mind, ngr.
As for the 5 minutes of the day I hate most...I think it's probably different every day. But all variable factors aside, I'd say it's the first 5 minutes of the day after getting out of bed probably. This is because I sleep like shit (OSA).
The 5 minutes just before I fall asleep. If I start thinking about falling asleep I can fuck the whole thing up and I'll be laying there, anxietizing over waiting to fall asleep, thinking about falling asleep ...