4/7 MLB: Minnesota at Cleveland (HARMONICA special)

[swole]

The Twins hope they get more respect from the Indians on Friday than they do from Vegas oddsmakers, who peg them as pups.

The Twins start Kyle Lohse, while the Indians send Paul Byrd to the hill.

Minnesota brings a 1-2 overall mark (0-0 in the division) into this game versus a Cleveland team carrying a 2-1 record.

The Indians (2-1) opened as 155 favorites and they host a Twins team that has won 1 of their 3 games this season. The total opened at 9.5.

Ron Gardenhire's team hopes to rebound from a 6-3 loss at the hands of the Blue Jays. They were underdogs in a game that went as a push against the total.

The Indians defeated the White Sox 4-3 as underdogs. That contest went under the closing total.

The Indians staff is stingy with baserunners, allowing fewer men to reach base than just about every team in the league. Minnesota needs to get to Byrd and into the bullpen to make things happen today.

Some trends to consider:
Minnesota is 4-2-0 OU in its last 6 games away against Cleveland
Minnesota is 5-1-1 OU in its last 7 games
Cleveland is 10-3-0 SU in its last 13 games after scoring 4 to 6 runs
Cleveland is 4-2-0 OU in its last 6 games at home against Minnesota
Cleveland is 2-7-1 OU in its last 10 games

Next up:
Minnesota at Cleveland, Saturday, April 8
Cleveland home to Minnesota, Saturday, April 8

 

[Spartacus]

where's the special?
Tribe

 

[swole]

where's the special?
Tribe

lol, the title was special for him

actually i wouldn't have normally posted a 3PM game but I know Harmonica likes these boys

i left a few games if you want to host them...including the Yankees

 

[harmonica]

lol thanks man

 

[Spartacus]

lol, the title was special for him

actually i wouldn't have normally posted a 3PM game but I know Harmonica likes these boys

i left a few games if you want to host them...including the Yankees

I have to get to work
had three die last night
I had to go embalm a woman while that UFC crap was going on
I have a TV in my embalming room and I was watching the Nuggets lose

 

[swole]

I have to get to work
had three die last night
I had to go embalm a woman while that UFC crap was going on
I have a TV in my embalming room and I was watching the Nuggets lose

i was watching some autopsy special on my hbo on demand crap

it was cool how the dude disected this corpse

it really gives you a different perspective

 

[harmonica]

Some guy will be watching the damn Steelers when my ass gets ebalmed I just know it.

 

[Spartacus]

i was watching some autopsy special on my hbo on demand crap

it was cool how the dude disected this corpse

it really gives you a different perspective

they're a lot more work for me
suturing the head back is a bitch
the cut through the cranium to get the brain and I have to put the skull back together and then weave the skin back
it's a blessing if they're bald

 

[harmonica]

what kind of degree did you need to get to be a mortician? is that a 4 yr degree?

 

[Spartacus]

what kind of degree did you need to get to be a mortician? is that a 4 yr degree?

I already had a 4 year degree,I was a bio major for 2 years and then changed to economics/accounting
so my science courses my first 2 years saved me time in mortuary school
mortuary science was a 2 year degree