Your Most Memorable Meal

[SoKlueles]

hammy took me to carrabas the first time 2 years ago for my birthday and i got sirloin marsala garlic potatoes and a house salad
best meal EVER

 

[calveless wonder]

lets call him "Big red".

i think it was like a 20 lb lobster my mafioso bosses ordered one night at the New York Prime(the one in Boca)....fucker must have been like 200 years old.

bottle of opus one to boot. Most delicious lobster meat ever



fuck, i actually miss working for those guys.

 

[PICK3]

I recently has a Happy Meal with a condom in it ... that was memorable.

 

[Spartacus]

christmas '59

 

[Sassy69]

ololololol!

huh?


Its a swordfish. What's ololol about that?

 

[Sassy69]

huh?


Its a swordfish. What's ololol about that?

Jeez I was so hoping you were above that.

 

[PICK3]

Jeez I was so hoping you were above that.

Sorry

 

[Testosterone boy]

Maybe when this really hot chick attacked me.


With her vagima.

 

[heatherrae]

about 12 years ago, i got fast-food chinese for "lunch" at 2 pm and apparently the stuff had been under the lights a little to long. . .the rest of the work day went ok. . .however, in the evening, during my workout i noticed a little churning and queasiness. . .by the time i finished i was feeling pretty rough. . .i went home and layed on the couch for a couple of hours then went to bed. . .i was probably asleep for about an hour when i woke up knowing that i needed to get to the bathroom asap. . .for the next few hours i power-puked so violently that i swear my boxers got sucked right up my butt a few times. . .and the fun was only beginning. . .after the hurling subsided i went back to bed. . .however, an hour or so later i woke up to hallucinations. . .yup. . .bunch of lawn gnome-lookin' types running around my house with big-ass butcher knives. . .my wife (who only weighs about 105) had to sit on top of me to keep me from going into the closet and getting my shotgun to kill some of the little bastards. . .thankfully, in my weakened state she was able to subdue me. . .after i fell back asleep, she called a doctor friend of mine and he got out of bed and came over to our townhouse to check me out. . .she told him the story about the chinese takeout, the puking and the hallucinations. . .he diagnosed some sort of staphylococcus poisoning and told her i'd "probably be" ok. . .morale of the story?? don't eat fast food chinese. . .but if you do. . .don't eat lunch at 2 pm. . .that is all.

My God, that sounds TERRIBLE!

 

[Jimsbbc]

My Mom gave us a gift casserole this week that was so bad that I fed it all to the dog. I was so pissed off because I was expecting an excellent meal like usual from her. We had hotdogs instead. I don't have the nerve to tell her she ruined my night.