I knew Pick3 would jerk off to mine.
Since we're on the topic of cool fucking stories, my four year old won a blow up dolphin playing some "guaranteed win" kids carnival game at the state fair today. We get in the car and he starts punching the dolphin and says "I'm beating off the dolphin". Wife and I bust out laughing and correct him "beating up the dolphin buddy, beating up the dolphin".
Since we're on the topic of cool fucking stories, my four year old won a blow up dolphin playing some "guaranteed win" kids carnival game at the state fair today. We get in the car and he starts punching the dolphin and says "I'm beating off the dolphin". Wife and I bust out laughing and correct him "beating up the dolphin buddy, beating up the dolphin".