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You have to marry someone from EF

Sassy69 said:
As long as the place is cleaned up when my shift arrives and my bills are covered.... let's go!
I've already got the maid service on a regular basis; what I need is to get laid on a regular basis, now! How about I give you your own credit card for the bills - and that's an offer I'm NOT gonna make for Wulfgar; he gets cash. afterwards. on the night stand. near the door.
 
rykertest said:
I KNEW IT YOU HUSSEY!!!!!

It's over.

I have never been so hurt.


PLAY WITH ME DAMMIT...shesh... don't blow my cover. Didn't you get the email and pm stating such. Dammit dammit dammit.

bty, I'm flat ass broke, you mind transferring a few thou to my checking? It would be greatly appreciated.
 
I would marry Samoth. Science guys are HAWT. He could spend all day trying to figure out shit I could never understand while I clean his house and cook his dinner. Then, at dinner time, he could try to explain to me what he read and discovered, while I sit across from him thinking to myself," Ok, Sugar. Whatever u say. It's all greek to me but just sit there looking' all smart and I will continue pretending like I understand" :Popcorn:
 
If I were gonna go gay, I would marry Stilleto or Frisky. That would be a good time........ but don't plan on going gay anytime soon. Sorry, ladies.
 
digimon7068 said:
ummm. . .i think that was you and me. . .chicks got short mammer. . .err. . .i mean. . .memories. . .


I would give you a massage... I'd completely wooo you.
 
hotzie said:
we can still bump uglies though.


I would prefer to call them pretty, just because it makes the mood a bit better. I have only seen a few pretty vagina's and penises... but still, I use my imagination. So its ok if its only 4" at its biggest. I do have an imagination. Don't worry about it ok.
 
Frisky said:
I would prefer to call them pretty, just because it makes the mood a bit better. I have only seen a few pretty vagina's and penises... but still, I use my imagination. So its ok if its only 4" at its biggest. I do have an imagination. Don't worry about it ok.
sweet , bend over and open your cheeks
 
I would Marry “Miss24K” in a heart beat. I don't know anything about her personality likes and dislikes. But she is so ungodly gorgeous... I would put up with anything she could dish out at me (except cheating, I would choke a chick for that). Nothing she could do could ever get me too upset or too tired.
I have been known to put up with the most god awful female specimens, some with complexes and syndromes to match … None as dedicated to fitness as her, none ever stood on stage like a Work of Art in front of judges…
I’m already putting up with the worst of relationships. Why not at least do it with somebody crazy hot, at least there is the makeup sex to look forward to.





-BRR
 
LOL I would NEVER do that to you....your my Girlfriend.....guess I could marry you....we would have a clean house...good food....go shopping all the time....couldn't ask for more...oh and I am better looking then Hammy
 
Gymgurl said:
LOL I would NEVER do that to you....your my Girlfriend.....guess I could marry you....we would have a clean house...good food....go shopping all the time....couldn't ask for more...oh and I am better looking then Hammy



thats hot
 
Every time I read a post from 2dagym, I want to hug her. The-Short-One makes me want to massage oil into her every pore, though.

Are these good grounds for marriage?
 
blut wump said:
Every time I read a post from 2dagym, I want to hug her. The-Short-One makes me want to massage oil into her every pore, though.

Are these good grounds for marriage?


If you lived in Utah pre_polygamy ban
 
blut wump said:
Every time I read a post from 2dagym, I want to hug her. The-Short-One makes me want to massage oil into her every pore, though.

Are these good grounds for marriage?


funny, I was thikning donkey punches
 
Gymgurl said:
LOL I would NEVER do that to you....your my Girlfriend.....guess I could marry you....we would have a clean house...good food....go shopping all the time....couldn't ask for more...oh and I am better looking then Hammy
i knew i loved you for some reason
 
stilleto said:
if you marry a smart girl, one who challenges you and keeps you entertained, thinking, and laughing, she'll be a lot more beautiful than one who's looks fade and is still dumb.
I like the idea of marrying a woman who's much stronger than me.
You can carry me to safety during the floods
 
Has to be on weekends tho cuz I'm busy w/ t2b during the week. That way you'll have a whole 5 days to recover.
 
Sassy69 said:
Bring it baby! I'll show you what a Devil can do.... :devil:

I'm gonna model my hip movement with a cosine function.

The impact and the vibrations and boobs swinging back and forth will be hard to model though :(

:nerd:
 
UA_Iron said:
I'm gonna model my hip movement with a cosine function.

The impact and the vibrations and boobs swinging back and forth will be hard to model though :(

:nerd:


Just imagine a sine wave w/ several harmonics...
 
Wait, wait for the moment to come
Stand up, stand up and take my hand
Believe, believe in mystery
Love love love love is simple as 1-2-3

I'm a know-it-all, I'm smartest man around
That's right, you learn real fast through the smartest girl in town
Here come a riddle, here come a clue
If you were really smart, you'd know what to do
When...
 
Jump back, sit back, get back, relax
It's ok
I've called in sick I won't go to
Work today
I'd rather be with the
One I love
I neglect my duties, I be in trouble but

I've been to college, I've been to school
I've met the people that you read about in books
Here come a riddle, here come a clue
If you were really smart you'd know what to do when I say
Jet pilot gone out of control, ship captain on the ground
Stock broker make a bad investment when love has come to town
 
19 pages and no love for the big kilted one. I'm going to go now.

Oh and I think I wouldn't impose myself on any ladies here, who wants to marry a guy who makes pretty good money and is never home?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
19 pages and no love for the big kilted one. I'm going to go now.

Oh and I think I wouldn't impose myself on any ladies here, who wants to marry a guy who makes pretty good money and is never home?

Cheers,
Scotsman


I would marry you if I was in jail.





-BRR
 
So. Did any of you bitches choose me?
 
Scotsman said:
19 pages and no love for the big kilted one. I'm going to go now.

Oh and I think I wouldn't impose myself on any ladies here, who wants to marry a guy who makes pretty good money and is never home?

Cheers,
Scotsman


well if you were home more, i woulda picked you.

btw, i totally see TOTW material right here.
 
stilleto said:
who do you choose?

those with boyfriend/girlfriends/husbands/wives already on here can't participate in this thread. go away unless you're gonna choose someone else and start some drama.

GYMGURL hands down
 
myway said:
OK, that's fine. But wait..... I thought u liked my truck, too? O-well. I'll drive the truck.
i got my own
plus i'm distrustful of dodge over the long haul
a history of failure
 
myway said:
I like it but REALLY want the GTO I hope to get in a few months.
first car model I ever built was a pontiac GTO
we didn't have this wizz bang electronic shit
well
electric football sucked
 
myway said:
I like it but REALLY want the GTO I hope to get in a few months.


keep dreaming woman... thats like me wanting a 68 mustang. even the ones that are rusted out pieces of shit are still going for 15 k easy.
 
bigmann245 said:
keep dreaming woman... thats like me wanting a 68 mustang. even the ones that are rusted out pieces of shit are still going for 15 k easy.
Yea, lol. But u 4get. This is me. I live at work and would really prolly sell my house and move all my junk to work in order to afford one. :rolleyes: Now, the husband is the problem. I don't know if he would go for that idea. I'll keep u updated.
 
Scotsman said:
19 pages and no love for the big kilted one. I'm going to go now.

Oh and I think I wouldn't impose myself on any ladies here, who wants to marry a guy who makes pretty good money and is never home?

Cheers,
Scotsman


OK I"ll bite. But I need to get a private viewing of what's under that kilt.
 
4everhung said:
I like the idea of marrying a woman who's much stronger than me.
You can carry me to safety during the floods


lolololo so funny... beings last night my beau really did not think I could lift him up. Thinks I am a damn weakling... wtfbbq?

Gosh damn I miss powerlifting!
 
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