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You have to marry someone from EF

stilleto said:
you'd make an awesome husband.
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they love humor
just got off the phone with me x
her dad has cancer of this and that
I trying to comfort her
 
Mavafanculo said:
lol Big Bank Statement is to Women as Big Tits are to Men
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hahahah

true that

damn shame I have never fallen into that catagory though, plenty of opportunities but i'd prefer to be happy than to prentend to be happy.
 
habitualhealth said:
i need your email addy. g-dang pms. grrrrr.

pass out some k and send me some mo with your email addy.
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yeah, good. i wrote out this long ass pm to you and then couldn't send it. gimme a minute, i recharge fast.
 
stilleto said:
who do you choose?

those with boyfriend/girlfriends/husbands/wives already on here can't participate in this thread. go away unless you're gonna choose someone else and start some drama.
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WTF?

I have a wife, but I still want in...

Seriously.. can you give me the exception card on this one?
 
JH1 said:
WTF?

I have a wife, but I still want in...

Seriously.. can you give me the exception card on this one?
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you're not great at reading directions, are you?
is your wife ON EF?
no?
then you're free to play.:heart:

i just didn't want a bunch of people coming here and saying 'i'd only marry *insert the person's spouse's*'

that's boring.
 
If I married AAP, I'd just become his sex slave and we can't be having that. Lordy, I'd never get anything done.

I think Blut Wump would make a good husband. He has chickens and greyhounds.
 
I wanna marry JH1, he already professed his love for me. :qt: :heart: :qt:
 
velvett said:
Shadow

We'd kill each other eventually, but the ride would be sweet.
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...that is SO not tr....


um....SO not necessarily true.




well....you could be right.


Tell you what - let's meet half-way:


....where would that be??

Virginia maybe?
 
I would probably make the best husband on Elite, problem is.. I always find out what a lying,whore they are and that always ruins things.
 
Smurfy said:
You do a great job of picking females.
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As my friend says, I'm a co-dependent. I have the hero syndrome.
 
foreigngirl

she's a great wife and likes her space

she's got attitude

she's got a bangable ass

she's cultured

she's a bitch

she's sweet and caring

she'd be willing to inject me with the juicy juice

only thing i'd make her do is hit up a tanning bed
 
He wouldn't be my wife, but I'd definitely make hotzie my bitch
 
swole said:
foreigngirl

she's a great wife and likes her space

she's got attitude

she's got a bangable ass

she's cultured

she's a bitch

she's sweet and caring

she'd be willing to inject me with the juicy juice

only thing i'd make her do is hit up a tanning bed
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the tanning bed puts me in pain :)


:heart:
 
my x is bi-sexual
trouble is when they fall in love with you they aren't so bi-sexual no more
looked good on paper
 
stilleto said:
my best friend is bisexual.
she's married, and still bisexual.
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yeah well I've worked out the "deal" in my head
I'll marry you if you feed me fresh pussy every week
that's a living arrangement I find satisfying enough to "shut it down"
so to speak
 
Smurfy said:
If I dont pick you, will you be offended?

personally, as far as marriage material in a male, I'd pick Bran. So as to avoid offending the overly-sensitive males around here, I will refrain from going into detail about why I feel Bran is a top notch choice.
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I won't be offended if you don't pick me, as long as somebody else does. :)
 
4everhung said:
yeah well I've worked out the "deal" in my head
I'll marry you if you feed me fresh pussy every week
that's a living arrangement I find satisfying enough to "shut it down"
so to speak
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This made me laugh harder than most other posts ever have.
when you say "fresh", are you meaning "clean", or "new"?
 
stilleto said:
This made me laugh harder than most other posts ever have.
when you say "fresh", are you meaning "clean", or "new"?
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new
I don't fuck what I'm not antsy to eat as well
you know gettin' yer face and nose down in their stuff
 
I go to McDonalds on occassion for food food
but my pussy be the best
 
bluepeter said:
Raina.
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she's pretty hot :p
but it sucks cuz she didnt invite me to her wedding (which happened in my city) and other EF peeps were gonna be there.

and she doesnt even post here anymore. so whats the point in naming her? lol
 
4everhung said:
new
I don't fuck what I'm not antsy to eat as well
you know gettin' yer face and nose down in their stuff
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so, *I* would have to supply you with new pussy every week?
you don't expect me to work, do you? cause this sounds like a full time occupation.
 
Hey Mike,

You had me wanting to leave work and come attack you!!! Maybe it will work out where you can come see me tomorrow!! We'll see. Maybe we can break a conference room table!!!! I'll call you later.

Tara
xoxoxo
 
stilleto said:
so, *I* would have to supply you with new pussy every week?
you don't expect me to work, do you? cause this sounds like a full time occupation.
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my x shared a story of some 3some she was in while attending auburn university
dude came in her and ordered his wife to siphon the cum outta her
 
4everhung said:
my x shared a story of some 3some she was in while attending auburn university
dude came in her and ordered his wife to siphon the cum outta her
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wow... really... wow

actually If my beau would suggest such a thing it would diminish my thought of how much he cared for me. Beit man or woman... to perfom sexual acts on anone in my opinon is cheating. But thats just my .02
 
Frisky said:
wow... really... wow

actually If my beau would suggest such a thing it would diminish my thought of how much he cared for me. Beit man or woman... to perfom sexual acts on anone in my opinon is cheating. But thats just my .02
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I already covered this sentiment in posts just above this
 
stilleto said:
so, *I* would have to supply you with new pussy every week?
you don't expect me to work, do you? cause this sounds like a full time occupation.
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easy job
I'm my own worst enemy
I have tremendous respect for females and refrain from the usual pick-up tripe
 
jackangel said:
i'd have to pick stilleto, of course.

then i could say that i married my best e-friend ever.
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me too. :)
We'd have so much fun. even more than we have now.
you'd just have to be patient with me getting used to indian food.
 
habitualhealth said:
you are about the only person on this site that I purposely overlook their posts. some of the stuff you say just makes my skin crawl. :worried:
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did you find that nasty?

if do dont open the PM i sent you :worried:
 
Frisky said:
I read it... I'm just saying :)
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I'm doing a bit of recollecting
I'm thinking an order might have been a mischaracterization
something along the line of
"get down there"
I'll call her if you want to fact check
she loves this shit
 
jackangel said:
i'd have to pick stilleto, of course.

then i could say that i married my best e-friend ever.
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I think you are geigh... seriously... you like it up the anal tube
 
4everhung said:
I'm doing a bit of recollecting
I'm thinking an order might have been a mischaracterization
something along the line of
"get down there"
I'll call her if you want to fact check
she loves this shit
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You kill me... LOL
 
healother said:
she's pretty hot :p
but it sucks cuz she didnt invite me to her wedding (which happened in my city) and other EF peeps were gonna be there.

and she doesnt even post here anymore. so whats the point in naming her? lol
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Why do I bother?

woosh
 
cut away and allow me to digress
I miss the interaction that marriage confines
and not sexual,but the freedom to fuckin' talk with a babe your age
just tradin' thoughts
I can't do that with married women in the real world
there's always that "undercurrent" of what's going on
 
habitualhealth said:
you are about the only person on this site that I purposely overlook their posts. some of the stuff you say just makes my skin crawl. :worried:
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and you're the one living in fantasy land
 
she's sort of thick late 30s living in hotlanta land of plenty hot babes
ignore that
 
Stilleto is pretty hot (for a dude).

I'd marry her, but she'd probably get sick of having to stick her boobs in my face and me going "brbrbrbrbrbkrbkjbbrbohfhgnntr" like a motor boat.
 
fuck I've met some of these people
what an awakening
yeah I got drunk "instead"
I can comment further
"ULTER" is tops on me hit list
 
habitualhealth said:
you are about the only person on this site that I purposely overlook their posts. some of the stuff you say just makes my skin crawl. :worried:
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better hustle up a husband quick before you baloon and lose what little you got
I can't even remember if you're tootin' kids
 
despite the rep here I have
it's not my nature to deal out pain
however I can play ball with the fake shit
 
rykertest said:
I do require more but that is an EXCELLENT start. :)
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I have tons more to offer, but I'm a slow starter... I need the first bank statement and then we can continue ;)
 
what's her fuckin' name?
I called on saturday and she was too busy sitting in a seat to see some bodybuilding gigilo
"oh my"
 
she kinda has OK "looks"
a soon to be fat ass
couple of other things
shit I didn't even get into my personal indexing system to rate her
this was in 5-6 seconds
 
4everhung said:
cut away and allow me to digress
I miss the interaction that marriage confines
and not sexual,but the freedom to fuckin' talk with a babe your age
just tradin' thoughts
I can't do that with married women in the real world
there's always that "undercurrent" of what's going on
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see, thats what tinytank didn't seem to get in his thread where he asks the "older" people here for advice. He thinks that after years of marriage, you pretty much schedule sex because its so boring.
we know that part isn't true, but along with the familiarity, comes comfort.
conversations like "how you feeling?"
"good"
and you know they mean, 'good', not something else that you should have known but don't.
or you can debate shit, and not worry that your spouse will say "damn, i didn't know he/she was so liberal/conservative... i don't know if this is gonna work."
 
UA_Iron said:
Stilleto is pretty hot (for a dude).

I'd marry her, but she'd probably get sick of having to stick her boobs in my face and me going "brbrbrbrbrbkrbkjbbrbohfhgnntr" like a motor boat.
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as long as you're not blocking the tv, we're good.
 
stilleto said:
see, thats what tinytank didn't seem to get in his thread where he asks the "older" people here for advice. He thinks that after years of marriage, you pretty much schedule sex because its so boring.
we know that part isn't true, but along with the familiarity, comes comfort.
conversations like "how you feeling?"
"good"
and you know they mean, 'good', not something else that you should have known but don't.
or you can debate shit, and not worry that your spouse will say "damn, i didn't know he/she was so liberal/conservative... i don't know if this is gonna work."
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you're drunk
you don't typically futz up your sentence structure
 
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