You have to marry someone from EF

[stilleto]

you're drunk
you don't typically futz up your sentence structure

of course i do.
i'm not drunk, just on pain killers.

 

[rykertest]

I have tons more to offer, but I'm a slow starter... I need the first bank statement and then we can continue

Well, you have seen my bacnk statement, here is a pic of my house and "daily driver". Your turn sugar tush.

House - (ignore all the cars, family was in town)
http://www.infosearchpoint.com/upload/6/6c/Windsor_castle.JPG

Daily Driver - I keep the other good cars for special occasions.
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Saleen-S7-Orange-RA-OD-1280x960.jpg

 

[Spartacus]

probably be going over your own post searching for errors

 

[stilleto]

probably be going over your own post searching for errors

well duh. it looked good to me, but what the hell do i know.

 

[Frisky]

Well, you have seen my bacnk statement, here is a pic of my house and "daily driver". Your turn sugar tush.

House - (ignore all the cars, family was in town)
http://www.infosearchpoint.com/upload/6/6c/Windsor_castle.JPG

Daily Driver - I keep the other good cars for special occasions.
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Saleen-S7-Orange-RA-OD-1280x960.jpg

Do I have to mop the floors in that house? If so.. no deal! LOL

oh, and Can I drive daily driver?

 

[rykertest]

Do I have to mop the floors in that house? If so.. no deal! LOL

oh, and Can I drive daily driver?

No I have some butlers to do all that work. They aren't much to look at, but they do good work so I keep them around.
http://www.islandevents.com/entertainment/uploads/chippendaledancers_lg.jpg


As far as the daily driver goes, you will need to drive this until certain services are up to par.

http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/bv/images/gremlin.jpg

Do you cook?

 

[Frisky]

No I have some butlers to do all that work. They aren't much to look at, but they do good work so I keep them around.
http://www.islandevents.com/entertainment/uploads/chippendaledancers_lg.jpg


As far as the daily driver goes, you will need to drive this until certain services are up to par.

http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/bv/images/gremlin.jpg

Do you cook?

I won't drive that dammit...

but yes.. I do cook! Damn good also... hell, I'm cajun

 

[rykertest]

I won't drive that dammit...

but yes.. I do cook! Damn good also... hell, I'm cajun

Well, a good cook is a BIG bonus. I'll let you drive this instead ok?

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck-limo.jpg

Do we have a deal?

 

[rykertest]

or you can drive this, I'll leave it up to you. None of your friends can even touch you in this!

http://www.z06vette.com/gallery/data/500/1347redneck_limo.jpg

 

[Frisky]

Well, a good cook is a BIG bonus. I'll let you drive this instead ok?

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/redneck-limo.jpg

Do we have a deal?

awwwwwwwww hell yea

can I see the ring?

 

[Spartacus]

well duh. it looked good to me, but what the hell do i know.

not directed at you
I've been doing some "mania" like posting
sort of screwed up me recall

 

[habitualhealth]

it's true
my sentiments inside of say 3 seconds when I met her

you were hammered for the two days i met you....clearly you haven't put the bottle down.

 

[rykertest]

awwwwwwwww hell yea

can I see the ring?

I had my jeweler go get it from the safe. It will need to be mounted of course, but......*insert obvious joke here*

http://www1.umn.edu/umnnews/img/assets/11500/ex_050401_diamond.jpg

Now, I've shown you all kinds of things I cna offer. Your turn.

 

[SoKlueles]

did anyone pick me?
ok other than hammy id pick AAP because we could watch the notebook together and cuddle and cry and have no shame whatsoever

 

[healother]

did anyone pick me?
ok other than hammy id pick AAP because we could watch the notebook together and cuddle and cry and have no shame whatsoever

based on personality you'd be a good pick for sure.

but id have to see a pic, to make a final decision

 

[SoKlueles]

based on personality you'd be a good pick for sure.

but id have to see a pic, to make a final decision

lol aww ur sweet
im sure some jackass around here has it
minus AAP of course

 

[hotzie]

rottenwillow. she could work on the cars and i could just chill.

 

[The Shadow]

you were hammered for the two days i met you....

Shows how much you know.....

 

[healother]

lol aww ur sweet
im sure some jackass around here has it
minus AAP of course

dang i need to fake become gay. then i could attract all the women.

it seems like a good strategy

 

[Frisky]

I'd marry Shadow... but only if he said... 'yo adrien' every evening when entering our home... I think that is sexy

 

[digimon7068]

ok. . .stiletto. . .i'm already her karma-whore. . .the least she could do is make an honest man out of me. . .

 

[foreigngirl]

rottenwillow. she could work on the cars and i could just chill.

hands off of her mister. She is MINE

 

[The Shadow]

I'd marry Shadow... but only if he said... 'yo adrien' every evening when entering our home... I think that is sexy

Heyyo

LOL

 

[pintoca]

12 pages.. how many times was I mentioned?

(like, in a good way, you know)

 

[healother]

12 pages.. how many times was I mentioned?

(like, in a good way, you know)

i heard someone say they wanted to eat a taco.

 

[stilleto]

12 pages.. how many times was I mentioned?

(like, in a good way, you know)

just me and aap mentioned you.

 

[stilleto]

ok. . .stiletto. . .i'm already her karma-whore. . .the least she could do is make an honest man out of me. . .

i got your back.

i mean, not really, but you know.

 

[hotzie]

wtf noone loves me

 

[Frisky]

Heyyo

LOL

where the hell is the ring and the minister? I believe you forgot those two? hell on the witnesses... I'll just sign as our alters

 

[digimon7068]

i got your back.

i mean, not really, but you know.

yup. . .and i got your front

 

[foreigngirl]

wtf noone loves me

lack of loyalty. We would do only one night stands with you, not marriage

 

[hotzie]

lack of loyalty. We would do only one night stands with you, not marriage

aslong as im gettin mines its all good

 

[pintoca]

just me and aap mentioned you.

that is more than I can handle already (because of aap)

 

[foreigngirl]

aslong as im gettin mines its all good

then stop cryin. Its not attractive. Next time you ask me to hit it, I would think I am doin it with a woman

 

[hotzie]

then stop cryin. Its not attractive. Next time you ask me to hit it, I would think I am doin it with a woman

let me hit it.

 

[foreigngirl]

let me hit it.

wait till I shave my legs, crotch, back, ass and underarms first and then I'll call you up

 

[delete]

Sassy for the weekdays and Wulfgar for the weekends.

 

[velvett]

Sassy for the weekdays and Wulfgar for the weekends.

best answer here!

 

[digimon7068]

Sassy for the weekdays and Wulfgar for the weekends.

you're not a chick. . .he might not puke on you

 

[hotzie]

wait till I shave my legs, crotch, back, ass and underarms first and then I'll call you up

i like woman hairy like animal

 

[foreigngirl]

i like woman hairy like animal

even my mustache aint gonna bother you?

 

[hotzie]

even my mustache aint gonna bother you?

it might tickle my puckercup , but im down wiht that

 

[digimon7068]

it might tickle my puckercup

 

[foreigngirl]

it might tickle my puckercup , but im down wiht that

tickeling is hot

 

[hotzie]

tickeling is hot

agreed

 

[Spartacus]

you were hammered for the two days i met you....clearly you haven't put the bottle down.

I don't have anything to earn
go pick up the kids

 

[jh1]

will you marry me?

What the? Are you pulling the crap on me current wife is?





Damn... twice in 3 months.

 

[Frisky]

What the? Are you pulling the crap on me current wife is?





Damn... twice in 3 months.

no no... I was just working to get that current balance in his checking acct transferred to mine.

You and me baby... I know it is meant to be.

 

[gotmilk]

I'd marry Shadow... but only if he said... 'yo adrien' every evening when entering our home... I think that is sexy

What if he quotes from Cocoon or Short Circuit?

 

[stilleto]

if i were 10 years younger, i'd choose hotzie.

 

[hotzie]

if i were 10 years younger, i'd choose hotzie.

what , you can still have me , ill just be easy on you and bring you Geritol for breakfast

 

[Spartacus]

I saw a mailbox the other day
mounted on an evinrude engine
red neck

 

[Spartacus]

I shit you not

 

[rykertest]

no no... I was just working to get that current balance in his checking acct transferred to mine.

You and me baby... I know it is meant to be.

I KNEW IT YOU HUSSEY!!!!!

It's over.

I have never been so hurt.

 

[medical]

I am not on this board much, always get blasted so I stick to the gear site,

But there are some absolute angels here that can make you melt,

I have listed some, but the sweetest one is (can't think of her handle)
from Baton Rouge, Louisiana,

Others that make me melt



Habitualhealth
Smurfy
Gymgurl
Stilleto
blueta2
velvet
Sassy69
myway
Angel


I will think of the sweethearts name in Baton Rouge and post it here

Ksharp? Yeah, she's hot. I'd pick her if the originator of this thread hadn't used that pesky M word.

 

[medical]

wait till I shave my legs, crotch, back, ass and underarms first and then I'll call you up

Just the legs and ass and I'm in.

 

[TC2]

Raina.

Are you high??

Mine would Ceebs(if you guys remember her)velvet, seashell was a total sweetheart..i wish she still posted.

I cant remember any names, most dont post here anymore.

 

[Spartacus]

you poeple are dumb asses
you marry a chick be with brains
and then kinda have a cock to back her up

 

[Spartacus]

woman are all about attitudes
they like to prance around and shit

 

[DieselGunz]

i cant say without meeting them

 

[healother]

Are you high??

Mine would Ceebs(if you guys remember her)velvet, seashell was a total sweetheart..i wish she still posted.

I cant remember any names, most dont post here anymore.

i remember ceebs. she was hot. she had a b/f though i think, and didnt like me very well either, lol

 

[stilleto]

you poeple are dumb asses
you marry a chick be with brains
and then kinda have a cock to back her up

if you marry a smart girl, one who challenges you and keeps you entertained, thinking, and laughing, she'll be a lot more beautiful than one who's looks fade and is still dumb.

 

[CO B-man]

Fitnessgirl &/or Ilk
Cute
Sweet
Nice bodies

 

[velvett]

Are you high??

Mine would Ceebs(if you guys remember her)velvet, seashell was a total sweetheart..i wish she still posted.

I cant remember any names, most dont post here anymore.

two great ladies to be sandwiched between.

 

[Spartacus]

if you marry a smart girl, one who challenges you and keeps you entertained, thinking, and laughing, she'll be a lot more beautiful than one who's looks fade and is still dumb.

what you be telling me
nancy
I already know

 

[stilleto]

what you be telling me
nancy
I already know

i know, i was agreeing with you, shirley.

 

[Spartacus]

i know, i was agreeing with you, shirley.

Lucy you not
I have to get over another thread

 

[Gambino]

i'd marry stilleto
then divorce her ASAP after i had pics of the moobs to sell

 

[stilleto]

i'd marry stilleto
then divorce her ASAP after i had pics of the moobs to sell

they don't get much. i'm searching ebay right now.

 

[Sassy69]

Sassy for the weekdays and Wulfgar for the weekends.

Hmmm, Monday mornings on the pass in & Friday nites on the pass out could be fun...


Does that mean you're covering all the bills? That schedule cuts into my career life.

 

[stilleto]

Hmmm, Monday mornings on the pass in & Friday nites on the pass out could be fun...


Does that mean you're covering all the bills? That schedule cuts into my career life.

btw, i was joking about your loose lips.
i mean, you know. tight lips. or whatever. i never saw your lips at all. i have no idea.

 

[Sassy69]

btw, i was joking about your loose lips.
i mean, you know. tight lips. or whatever. i never saw your lips at all. i have no idea.

Dey tight. It all tight!

LOL!





This whole thread was very confusing. I think you & hung should get a room.

 

[Sassy69]

I'd have to say it would be interesting w/ UA_Iron - see which A gets painted.

 

[stilleto]

Dey tight. It all tight!

LOL!





This whole thread was very confusing. I think you & hung should get a room.

thanks, lock me in a room with a mortician. you gonna give him a set of sharp knives to take in while you're at it?

 

[digimon7068]

thanks, lock me in a room with a mortician. you gonna give him a set of sharp knives to take in while you're at it?

you still here? shouldn't you be like picking out our china patterns or something?

 

[Sassy69]

thanks, lock me in a room with a mortician. you gonna give him a set of sharp knives to take in while you're at it?

It'd be interesting, no?


But no, I wouldn't wish it on you. You two have just been so deeply engaged in this exchange today.

 

[CO B-man]

I see CO B-man = unmarriage worthy.

 

[stilleto]

you still here? shouldn't you be like picking out our china patterns or something?

already done.
i hope you brought your wallet.

 

[digimon7068]

already done.
i hope you brought your wallet.

that's not my wallet. . .i'm just happy to see you

 

[stilleto]

that's not my wallet. . .i'm just happy to see you

WHEW! i was afraid to ask if you had any chapstick.

 

[digimon7068]

WHEW! i was afraid to ask if you had any chapstick.

 

[paradox]

Im very single right now ladies

 

[stilleto]

 

[Spartacus]

picture in your mind a dog gettin' some water

 

[Spartacus]

cept I'm the dog and your pussy is the water

 

[digimon7068]

ok. . .so it ain't so big. . .it ain't broke either

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

kinda hawt

 

[Spartacus]

woman love to lay back and have thier vaginas slurped

 

[redguru]

I'd say Tink.

 

[healother]

I see CO B-man = unmarriage worthy.

join the club

 

[caligirl]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh eeekkkk! that is f'ing frightening!

 

[caliboy]

It would have to be caligirl, for sure!!!

 

[chazk]

the short one all the way she can give me my injections and we would all be one happy family!

 

[bw1]

Blueta2

 

[Frisky]

I would marry Vel... We could totally work together and I'd always have crispy fresh white sheets. I believe she would make me a perfect wife.

 

[delete]

you're not a chick. . .he might not puke on you

sassy will look after my needs on the weekdays and I'll look after wufgar's on the weekends...and pick up after him if he makes a mess.

 

[Sassy69]

sassy will look after my needs on the weekdays and I'll look after wufgar's on the weekends...and pick up after him if he makes a mess.

As long as the place is cleaned up when my shift arrives and my bills are covered.... let's go!

 

[UA_Iron]

I'd marry Sassy

But she'd probably get sick of wrestling all the time, and being over-sexed.

 

[velvett]

I would marry Vel... We could totally work together and I'd always have crispy fresh white sheets. I believe she would make me a perfect wife.

IN!