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You have to marry someone from EF

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stilleto

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who do you choose?

those with boyfriend/girlfriends/husbands/wives already on here can't participate in this thread. go away unless you're gonna choose someone else and start some drama.
 
Honestly, I would choose Seashell, although she doesn't post here anymore.

She seems easy going and would equal a stress/drama free marriage.

Plus she's pretty









and has a vagina
 
alien amp pharm said:
Honestly, I would choose Seashell, although she doesn't post here anymore.

She seems easy going and would equal a stress/drama free marriage.

Plus she's pretty









and has a vagina
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lol@ you choosing someone who hasn't posted here in years.
can't get much more 'drama free' than that.
 
wtf does "have to marry" mean? like you're made to do so with a gun pointed at you?

where's the love?

can I pick anyone, married and unmarried?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Honestly, I would choose Seashell, although she doesn't post here anymore.

She seems easy going and would equal a stress/drama free marriage.

Plus she's pretty









and has a vagina
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don't be a SWV and pick someone that can fling some shit back at you (or that at least remembers you)
 
pintoca said:
wtf does "have to marry" mean? like you're made to do so with a gun pointed at you?

where's the love?

can I pick anyone, married and unmarried?
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yes, you can pick anyone, married or unmarried.

and yes, there's a gun to your head.
 
stilleto said:
lol@ you choosing someone who hasn't posted here in years.
can't get much more 'drama free' than that.
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I change my answer.


I would marry Stilleto

so that when I die and go to hell, Satan will seem like a pussy in comparison to what I am use to.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I change my answer.


I would marry Stilleto

so that when I die and go to hell, Satan will seem like a pussy in comparison to what I am use to.
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don't worry, i'd kill you long before you've gotten used to me.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I change my answer.


I would marry Stilleto

so that when I die and go to hell, Satan will seem like a pussy in comparison to what I am use to.
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that is a good option

I mean, the satan thing, that is called "Vorsorge" around here

I need to set my priorities...

It has to be clever, with a witty sense of humor, so it can unserstand all my :mexican: jokes

Needs to bench more than me

boobs are definitely a plus and will be considered

The Satan-benchmark is also a plus
 
i'll answer.

lots of good looking, great guys here, and i'm sure i could easily go with someone else, but i think i'd probably get along on a long term basis with pintoca.

he reads a lot like I do, similar sense of humor, around my age, family guy.
i'd just have to get him to stop squatting in tight jeans.
 
stilleto said:
everyone is too much of a pussy- they know if they pick one person, everyone else they flirt with will be offended.
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If I dont pick you, will you be offended?

personally, as far as marriage material in a male, I'd pick Bran. So as to avoid offending the overly-sensitive males around here, I will refrain from going into detail about why I feel Bran is a top notch choice.

good thing this is hypothetical. cuz bran is like my little bro, and Im not into incest.
 
stilleto said:
i'll answer.

lots of good looking, great guys here, and i'm sure i could easily go with someone else, but i think i'd probably get along on a long term basis with pintoca.
.
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thats bullshit

he would be your friend

but I woud make you happy :)

you would leave him for me
 
Smurfy said:
If I dont pick you, will you be offended?

personally, as far as marriage material in a male, I'd pick Bran. So as to avoid offending the overly-sensitive males around here, I will refrain from going into detail about why I feel Bran is a top notch choice.

good thing this is hypothetical. cuz bran is like my little bro, and Im not into incest.
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are you saying that the rest of EF sucks?
that wasn't very nice of you.

wait, wrong thread. bran would probably make a good spouse. until he went to a strip club with his blackberry.
 
stilleto said:
i'll answer.

lots of good looking, great guys here, and i'm sure i could easily go with someone else, but i think i'd probably get along on a long term basis with pintoca.

he reads a lot like I do, similar sense of humor, around my age, family guy.
i'd just have to get him to stop squatting in tight jeans.
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:busy:

(but I know you only wrote that because of the gun-to-the-head part).

You know my answer already schmucky
 
Well the A(a)A(a)P(p)'s have it.

Seashell would be my pick too.

Of course I would have chosen Stiletto or Shadow, but we are all the same person so too much self love there. Except when I post as Shadow, then it is self loathing.

SoKlu wouldn't be single very long should she decide she needed a real man.

Velvett would be a hot and torrid affair until you left your socks on the couch. Unless they matched the drapes there would be hell to pay.

The amazing Brick Girl (remember her?) would have me in love and terrified at the same time that she might sneeze during sex and those abs snap my dick off.

The Short One would make me attempt to bang her until she was pale again. I bet you give her some tequila and you will get some wild times out of that girl. And if her man is reading this, fuck you. I was her first choice. bitch.


shit got ot go will be back to finihs this in a minute
 
alien amp pharm said:
I change my answer.


I would marry Stilleto

so that when I die and go to hell, Satan will seem like a pussy in comparison to what I am use to.
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bah
you've figured her wrong
she'd be makin' the bed,folding laundry
that mundane shit
and you could yell at her and she'd yell back with good points
 
Smurfy said:
He'd make a good husband? I know he's a good FB, but long-term?
interesting.
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how do you know he's a good FB? driven that road?

and I read this page and the only thing I remember is "self loathing", lmao
 
AAP said:
Well the A(a)A(a)P(p)'s have it.

Seashell would be my pick too.

Of course I would have chosen Stiletto or Shadow, but we are all the same person so too much self love there. Except when I post as Shadow, then it is self loathing.

SoKlu wouldn't be single very long should she decide she needed a real man.

Velvett would be a hot and torrid affair until you left your socks on the couch. Unless they matched the drapes there would be hell to pay.

The amazing Brick Girl (remember her?) would have me in love and terrified at the same time that she might sneeze during sex and those abs snap my dick off.

The Short One would make me attempt to bang her until she was pale again. I bet you give her some tequila and you will get some wild times out of that girl. And if her man is reading this, fuck you. I was her first choice. bitch.


shit got ot go will be back to finihs this in a minute
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you and i are WAYYYYYYYYY too much alike to be married.
plus, you love yourself enough for both of us.
 
4everhung said:
bah
you've figured her wrong
she'd be makin' the bed,folding laundry
that mundane shit
and you could yell at her and she'd yell back with good points
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i'm seriously laughing at that.

cause its SO true.
 
well I'd pick daisy girl, she seems like a fun and sincere person. Of course thats what I know of her on here, she may be a meth addict or something in real life.

Or Frisky. I think she is a good woman with morals and yet is still wild while being responsible. I love it when a totally wild woman is as loyal to me as I am to them. It's so nice to have that.

The fact they are both frigin hot makes it nice too. :)
 
I would marry Sassy in a heartbeat.

she is:

- smart
- hot
- funny
- tight

Very easy to talk to and very helpfull. Who would NOT want her?
 
yes, you can pick anyone, married or unmarried.

and yes, there's a gun to your head.
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What kind of gun?


Actually living in California, I would need to see the woman’s portfolio, and she would need to see my portfolio, then our attorneys could make the decision.

Love has nothing to do with it here; it is a simple financial transaction.
 
MrMuscle said:
I would marry Sassy in a heartbeat.

she is:

- smart
- hot
- funny
- tight

Very easy to talk to and very helpfull. Who would NOT want her?
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That is true. She is always helpful to me.
 
MrMuscle said:
I would marry Sassy in a heartbeat.

she is:

- smart
- hot
- funny
- tight

Very easy to talk to and very helpfull. Who would NOT want her?
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She went to ASU dude. She's probably been pretty blown out since 1982.
 
HabitualHealth is SO easy on the eyes and quite nice too. There are some good choices on here so I had better join the mormon church to make all these future marriages of mine ok.
 
Gymgurl said:
What you don't believe me....us crazy ones are the ones that go to college to become a therapist..lol
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LOL Oh, believe me, I know. I counsel clinicians all day long. relationship issues, anxiety, depression, etc. you name it, they've got it.
 
Smurfy said:
LOL Oh, believe me, I know. I counsel clinicians all day long. relationship issues, anxiety, depression, etc. you name it, they've got it.
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See??? So now it should make sense :heart:
 
the wife could lay there all cozy and warm in the covers
fuck work
It can wait
I need to bother her
 
Smurfy said:
Also, Digimon seems like a great husband and family man. He's intelligent and reasonable and funny. He'd be a good choice, too.
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i've always had a thing for italian girls. . .who won't bear there breasts for me :qt:

Mi vuoi sposare grande mammelia?? :kiss:
 
honestly, if a gun was being held to my head, id just let the person shoot me. what good is marriage if you are forced into it?

and the women on here are great, but its just that none of them are near my age, i dont know what half of them look like, and i dont know their 'real life' personality just their online one.
 
I am not on this board much, always get blasted so I stick to the gear site,

But there are some absolute angels here that can make you melt,

I have listed some, but the sweetest one is (can't think of her handle)
from Baton Rouge, Louisiana,

Others that make me melt



Habitualhealth
Smurfy
Gymgurl
Stilleto
blueta2
velvet
Sassy69
myway
Angel


I will think of the sweethearts name in Baton Rouge and post it here
 
solidspine said:
I am not on this board much, always get blasted so I stick to the gear site,

But there are some absolute angels here that can make you melt,

I have listed some, but the sweetest one is (can't think of her handle)
from Baton Rouge, Louisiana,

Others that make me melt



Habitualhealth
Smurfy
Gymgurl
Stilleto
blueta2
velvet
Sassy69
myway
Angel


I will think of the sweethearts name in Baton Rouge and post it here
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dood.
You can't marry all those people at once. Narrow it down to 2 or 3.
 
stilleto said:
when will i learn not to make the most awesomest of threads on a tuesday?
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is it more dead on here on tuesdays than other days?

MrMuscle said:
The short one would be high on my list too.
But im afraid cuz she lifts more than me.
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exactly. she could probably beat me up, lol.
but hittin it' would still be awesome.
 
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