Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[Razorguns]

In the 5+ years that I have been a member there (working there since about July) I have NEVER seen a dude that was built anywhere NEAR what I consider to be mindblowing shape..

I find that hard to believe, but whatevah. What's your standard? He must look like Arnold???

"Good shape" is not enough. If we are talking straight up booty then he MUST BE FUCKING AWESOME.

Sex is better if he's at 7%BF?? That's pretty shallow. Not to be a prick, but what if he demands the same to you, and hate to say it, but you could lose some fat there too.

But the motherfucker better be straight up about it. Women have issue with the lying sonsofbitches that will say ANYTHING... anything that is EXCEPT THE TRUTH to get laid.

I've heard this "line" from women before. It's total b.s. Why?

If this "truth" eminates from a HOT guy theyr'e interested in. That's great. That's "cool".

If this "truth" eminates from a fat guy, or a nice guy, or a guy they're not interested in...

Then they're perverts, creeps and threads about "how guys only think about one thing" or "this ugly guy approached me today in the gym wanting to get laid" start appearing on boards.

Which is it? I'm calling out the hypocrisy not in you, but in many women in general these days.

 

[Werd]

Ummm sorry - I am in AWESOME SHAPE. As a matter of fact, I am often times TOO SKINNY. But that was a nice try there. Just because you might think that sticks with tits are the pinnacle of beauty doesnt mean that I need to lose not one percentage of bf. I am 5'3" weigh about 124 or so at about 17/18%bf. At my competitive height I was 138# at 12% strong as a horse. I HATE IT WHEN I AM TOO THIN! But due to health problems, I struggle to maintain my lean mass. MY ASS IS FLAWLESS...

And yes, by totally fucking hot I DO MEAN practically Arnold shape (as the guy in question was). If you like I will forward you his pics. But I dont have photoshop program so I can't post up. I wont post up his face on internet discussion board because that would not be right. This guy is 6 foot at 250#. I didn't ask his bf but you could still see his thick ass ravioli abs and this was after he'e been out of the gym for like 11 weeks with an injury!!!

As for the rest of what you say, it makes no sense.

If I am not into a guy AT ALL what difference does it make what he says, lie or truth? Duh. I am not every man's fantasy. Never said I was. But I am pretty fucking awesome - no brag, just fact. Unfortunately having a crazy fucking ex that will never go away and some chronic health problems make me anything but perfect. I can't do much about either though so please spare me any silly comments. Unless you will kill my ex or wave a magic wand and make me magically healthy - I may be smart, witty, an excellent mother, a wonderfully supportive partner with a BANGIN BOD, pretty face and a heart of gold that is 200% faithful till the bitter end and likes to fuck like there is no tomorrow... but I will still be chronically ill and have a crazy bastard father for my children that will not stop until I am dead.

.....so you were saying?

Where have I ever called men pigs or pervs for just wanting sex? Hello - isn't this thread all about ME saying THAT IS WHAT I WANT FROM THIS DUDE?!

As for other women, how can I speak for them? I dont fucking get most women either. I really dont. They are as much of a mystery to me as they are to men.

 

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[Spartacus]

God, I am sooooooooo sick and tired of guys with bitch tits and guts, skinny bitch arms and skinny hairy legs.


God.... sooooooooo many guys with limp fucking dicks. Yea, they can eat mad pussy, but I would like a cock that does what it is supposed to do on occasion as well. LOL

yeah well maybe I'm tired of fuckin' older gals with worn out loose vaginas. can't they do sometin' bout that?
met a smokin' older babe or two
tight ass,swear she was half her age
then the moment of truth
I slide it in
what a fuckin' let down
like fuckin' a glass of water

 

[Spartacus]

and in answer to your question
no

 

[Triple-G]

pretty decent sex with a member of the opposite sex who had an AMAZING BODY?!

my gf still lives 4 hrs away and she is the hottest chick i've ever met and we see each other regularly. no problem for me if she moves closer when she finishes college. but she is a great person too, i really love her. without the love, i would not invest the time and money.

 

[Werd]

yeah well maybe I'm tired of fuckin' older gals with worn out loose vaginas. can't they do sometin' bout that?
met a smokin' older babe or two
tight ass,swear she was half her age
then the moment of truth
I slide it in
what a fuckin' let down
like fuckin' a glass of water

LOL sorry to hear you have a REAL SMALL dick...

And you dont have to worry 'cause the thread ain't bout you. The dude I am feeling is jacked ALL OVER.

Hehehehehehehee

But thanx for adding your TWO inches *cough* TWO cents.

 

[Werd]

my gf still lives 4 hrs away and she is the hottest chick i've ever met and we see each other regularly. no problem for me if she moves closer when she finishes college. but she is a great person too, i really love her. without the love, i would not invest the time and money.

I have done the longdistance relationship thing... was mad in love with a dude that lived no less than 5 1/2 way.

I just got reliable directions from someone at my gym... seems there IS a more direct route and it will take less time. So as soon as the opportunity presents itself and if I still have desire (of course, he has to as well) - WE ARE ON!

 

[Dirk Howat]

4 hours driving that is alot of time to spend for a bang.


Maybe you should find a male gigolo who is closer, better, and less time consuming.



Think about it.


You said it is just a booty call after all.

 

[Spartacus]

LOL sorry to hear you have a REAL SMALL dick...

And you dont have to worry 'cause the thread ain't bout you. The dude I am feeling is jacked ALL OVER.

Hehehehehehehee

But thanx for adding your TWO inches *cough* TWO cents.

oohhh thats smarts
borrowing insults from your children?