Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[ChefWide]

You know how to get a hold of me Sugarplumb.

She called me Sugarplumb... hmmmm... ok, thats twisted, but i LIKE IT.

 

[Werd]

i see just as many fat ass women as i do men. Men really have no solid excuse, but neither do women who are fat asses w/kids. The fat assed women i know w/kids have terrible diets, just like the fat ass men...

Ummmm sorry.

I am not saying that childbearing is a totally acceptable excuse for a woman to let herself go, but sorry... you havent clue one what sort of havoc it wreaks on a woman's body. I was a size double fucking OO after my last baby. If it were not for cosmetic surgery my titties would be gross regardless of how much time spent in the gym and how many situps was I supposed to do to get rid of the 12 inches of loose skin that having all those pregnancies caused?

GUYS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE.

Any man that has arms that are skinnier than mine


IS NOT A MAN.

Sorry, just my take on things.

 

[Carmen]

She called me Sugarplumb... hmmmm... ok, thats twisted, but i LIKE IT.

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

 

[Werd]

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

LOL now THAT is some funny shnit!

 

[ChefWide]

thats funny- nobody ever calls me chefwide

chefwide has called you.... does that fit here?!?!

 

[Carmen]

chefwide has called you.... does that fit here?!?!

oh, i get it, its like a little riddle. she calls you sugarplum, you call me, sugarplum.
now, i said "right?"
and you answer "word".
then i call her!

 

[MrMuscle]

yes i would

 

[maxpain]

Ummmm sorry.

I am not saying that childbearing is a totally acceptable excuse for a woman to let herself go, but sorry... you havent clue one what sort of havoc it wreaks on a woman's body. I was a size double fucking OO after my last baby. If it were not for cosmetic surgery my titties would be gross regardless of how much time spent in the gym and how many situps was I supposed to do to get rid of the 12 inches of loose skin that having all those pregnancies caused?

GUYS DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE.

Any man that has arms that are skinnier than mine


IS NOT A MAN.




Sorry, just my take on things.

My gosh how many kids do you have? You say several.

 

[Werd]

My gosh how many kids do you have? You say several.

LOL I was married to one man for over 11 years. I have more than 3 but less than 7! Between my sister and I we have seven kids.

I began fitness/swimwear modeling and competitive bodybuilding AFTER the age of 30 and AFTER ALL MY KIDS.

PS - at the tender age of 22 before a single child I was a flabby and totally out of shape. I had cellulite pouring down THE FRONT of my thighs! I was a fat kid and I am the only person in my entire family who is anywhere NEAR the shape I am in - so sorry, genetics and got jack shit to do with it. My sis looks pretty decent for a woman her age and for one who has had children but she never wanted to take her physique the level I have.

Now I am approaching 40 and NO ONE even comes close to guessing my age or even the fact that I have had ONE child, let alone the number I had. And I had them one at a time.

Thank God for good cosmetic surgeons and iron!

 

[Razorguns]

WTF???

If you're a hot chick -- you get invitations for bangin' almost 25 times A DAY if you live in an average-sized city.

and YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 5 HOURS to get laid??? That's what guys do.

It's like the hot chick who complains she never gets any. WTF? You think all those guys buying you drinks at the bar are doing it cuz they want to know where you buy your clothes?