Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[Dial_tone]

I'm about to fly 1200 miles for it, so I guess the answer is yes.

 

[Werd]

WTF???

If you're a hot chick -- you get invitations for bangin' almost 25 times A DAY if you live in an average-sized city.

and YOU HAVE TO DRIVE 5 HOURS to get laid??? That's what guys do.

It's like the hot chick who complains she never gets any. WTF? You think all those guys buying you drinks at the bar are doing it cuz they want to know where you buy your clothes?

LOL I dont go out drinking, nor to clubs or bars. I go to work (at my gym there are ZERO smokin men ). I take care of my kids.

And most importantly.... I have standards.

I get umpteeum solicitations that does not mean that I am remotely interested.

I am sure that this is true of a fine, intelligent, witty, successful man. I am sure that he is deluged with all sorts of females wanting to suck his cock. That doesn't mean that he would necessarily waste his time getting undressed to doink "Ms Mediocre".

I have been madly in love with a man that was old enough to be my father. He was an extremely attractive older man, but I never lied and said that he didn't TOTALLY look his age when he was neked. Didnt matter to me AT ALL because it was all about the total package.

I am tired of settling though for guys who has SHIT BODIES and are anything BUT the total package. Even this big dude with THE AMAZING BOD and decent skillz in bed is hardly THE TOTAL PACKAGE... but damn, if I am going to settle then motherfucker if the my senses aren't going to be in for a treat!

 

[Werd]

I'm about to fly 1200 miles for it, so I guess the answer is yes.

You comin to see me Mr Dial Tone?!

Mercy... I had better stock up on the lube!






heheheheee

 

[Dial_tone]

You comin to see me Mr Dial Tone?!

Mercy... I had better stock up on the lube!


heheheheee

You're a lot farther than that, but still worth the trip I'm sure.

 

[Werd]

You're a lot farther than that, but still worth the trip I'm sure.

Only if you like the taste the of apple juice!

 

[hardrock]

Yup!

 

[Razorguns]

LOL I dont go out drinking, nor to clubs or bars. I go to work (at my gym there are ZERO smokin men ). I take care of my kids.

And most importantly.... I have standards.

I get umpteeum solicitations that does not mean that I am remotely interested.

I am sure that this is true of a fine, intelligent, witty, successful man. I am sure that he is deluged with all sorts of females wanting to suck his cock. That doesn't mean that he would necessarily waste his time getting undressed to doink "Ms Mediocre".

I have been madly in love with a man that was old enough to be my father. He was an extremely attractive older man, but I never lied and said that he didn't TOTALLY look his age when he was neked. Didnt matter to me AT ALL because it was all about the total package.

I am tired of settling though for guys who has SHIT BODIES and are anything BUT the total package. Even this big dude with THE AMAZING BOD and decent skillz in bed is hardly THE TOTAL PACKAGE... but damn, if I am going to settle then motherfucker if the my senses aren't going to be in for a treat!

C'mon. You just said it yourself -- your "standards" is nothing more than a hot body.

 

[Werd]

C'mon. You just said it yourself -- your "standards" is nothing more than a hot body.

Ummmm nope. Read carefully young man.

I said that for a BOOTY CALL - he NEEDS TO BE HOT.

A booty call is NOT relationship material. You are a guy. You of all people should know this.

 

[Razorguns]

Ummmm nope. Read carefully young man.

I said that for a BOOTY CALL - he NEEDS TO BE HOT.

A booty call is NOT relationship material. You are a guy. You of all people should know this.

Then why did you put down the guys in your own area? Who, for all intensive purposes, are probably looking for the EXACT same thing???

Or is it okay and cool when a girl looks for a booty call, but when a guy does -- he's some sort of pervert. (??)

Either way. I'm sure you could easily find a booty call within your own area. There's no shortage of well built guys who want to get laid.

 

[Werd]

Then why did you put down the guys in your own area? Who, for all intensive purposes, are probably looking for the EXACT same thing???

Or is it okay and cool when a girl looks for a booty call, but when a guy does -- he's some sort of pervert. (??)

Either way. I'm sure you could easily find a booty call within your own area. There's no shortage of well built guys who want to get laid.

Wrong again. Did you read the part where I said I ACTUALLY WORK IN A GYM?!

In the 5+ years that I have been a member there (working there since about July) I have NEVER seen a dude that was built anywhere NEAR what I consider to be mindblowing shape. "Good shape" is not enough. If we are talking straight up booty then he MUST BE FUCKING AWESOME.

I dont have any issue with a guy looking for straight up booty. But the motherfucker better be straight up about it. Women have issue with the lying sonsofbitches that will say ANYTHING... anything that is EXCEPT THE TRUTH to get laid.

I never lie about jack shit. Men on the other hand seem to have a problem with the truth.

I would never EVER be insulted if a man approached me with the truth. Actually if more men were straight up, then more women would probably put out. Most men who KNOW ME (my coworkers) admit that the reason guys dont get me is because I am not like most chicks and it scares them. I say what I want, when I want it. I dont mince words. My time is EXTREMELY precious.