Would you drive 2 hours each way for...

[ChefWide]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

 

[EnderJE]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

always with the drama...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd pull an Indiana Jones - rainforest, hostile natives, lost city kinda journey for some poontang'age.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

no and i f'in hate apple juice too

 

[Werd]

Ok... here's what you do. Enjoy the sex all you want. Love it... wallow in it.... get greedy with it.

Then when you decide to call it quits or move on... give him a mind screw that will warp him for life. Make it bad for whoever comes next in his bed. Give him low self esteem and "issues" that keep other people away. Leave him scared and unable to committ to anything in the future. Forever.

Yeah... do that.

It'll be like a gay relationship.

Have I told you lately that I wuv you?!

LOL

Why do all the good ones have to be gay?!?!?!!!

 

[Werd]

... or a few thousand miles... no biggie...

You know how to get a hold of me Sugarplumb.

 

[Werd]

I was madly in love with a gentleman (yup THE ONLY dude from these hear boards that I ever did anything with) a few years back. I used to drive 5 1/2 to 6 hours each way and the trip never EVER seemed long.

Here is the deal with all of this here nonsense.

He textd at 2 (as he said he would) and told me he had to pull a double. I textd that it sucks to be him then! Whether he is straightup lying (which makes no sense) or telling the truth doesnt matter. I am about to cancel the sitter and have fun w/the kiddies...

This guy has been waaaaaaaay too much in my head lately for no good reason (the fact that his bod is BEYOND bangin is not a reason for anyone to be in anyone else's head, especially when there is so much other stuff to think about). Now I sit back and see what he does next. If he makes an effort, great... the "unrelationship" will continue. And by this I mean if he texts me 3 months from now and I am not busy, we will hang and swing from the chandeliers and that will be that. If not, then oh well. I got tossed around right proper and it will be one of those stories that I share with my dirty-bird coworkers. LOL

 

[Gambino]

ROFL at skinny hairy arms and skinny hairy legs.

saggy tits and ass ain't to cool either

 

[Werd]

saggy tits and ass ain't to cool either

My titties are storebought and my ass is as hard as a rock.

This AFTER several children.

Men dont have their bodies destroyed by child-bearing. Other than a physical ailment, what is their excuse? I am sick and tired of dudes who look straight up like fucking shit.

 

[Gambino]

My titties are storebought and my ass is as hard as a rock.

This AFTER several children.

Men dont have their bodies destroyed by child-bearing. Other than a physical ailment, what is their excuse? I am sick and tired of dudes who look straight up like fucking shit.

i see just as many fat ass women as i do men. Men really have no solid excuse, but neither do women who are fat asses w/kids. The fat assed women i know w/kids have terrible diets, just like the fat ass men...