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Would any women here have sex with me?

gonelifting

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Thanks.


I mean if I were'nt married. I would never cheat on my wife, this is just to see if any women here think I'm a viable bang.

Post up, don't be afraid. I won't start sending you naked pics of myself if you answer this. Do it.

I promise I could make any woman laugh...




in the bedroom.
 
aandd said:
Yeah, definitely fuckable. :p

If I weren't married, I'd do ya.
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See, that was'nt hard, was it? Thank you
 
Raina said:
My husband doesn't even let me date let alone sleep around. He's controlling like that. :(
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LOL That's admirable. I was'nt asking for sex, really.

I would love some composite deck prices, though. Maybe WeatherBest.
 
I love my weatherbest. It looks fantastic. It's the cedar color. It was really yellow at first but now it's faded down and looks amazing with the cedar lattice privacy panels around my deck.

A 5/4" X 6" X 12' piece is $30.25. A 16' is $40.30. And a 20' is $50.30.
 
Raina said:
I love my weatherbest. It looks fantastic. It's the cedar color. It was really yellow at first but now it's faded down and looks amazing with the cedar lattice privacy panels around my deck.

A 5/4" X 6" X 12' piece is $30.25. A 16' is $40.30. And a 20' is $50.30.
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Thanks! I went looking for the first time yesterday. My local place sells them for $56/20ft piece. A little over 10% discount, not sure if it's worth it. My deck won't be huge... Do you guys deliver to NJ?

Do you have the Chrystal white railings? or the other Flat top kind? I want the Red color deck as well. I'm not sure if it's Cedar??? I forget.
 
I wanted a privacy deck and thankfully my husband is a builder. He took cedar lattice and framed it into 2x2 cedar by dato cutting into the 2x2's. Then he put those panels between the cedar 4x4's. It was a lot more work but it looks beautiful. Now I can tan on the deck a bit more discreetly.

I like how it looks too when you take cedar 2x4's and put deckorators balusters (aluminum sq balusters) in. It looks slick. They come in assorted colors. :)
 
Raina said:
I wanted a privacy deck and thankfully my husband is a builder. He took cedar lattice and framed it into 2x2 cedar by dato cutting into the 2x2's. Then he put those panels between the cedar 4x4's. It was a lot more work but it looks beautiful. Now I can tan on the deck a bit more discreetly.

I like how it looks too when you take cedar 2x4's and put deckorators balusters (aluminum sq balusters) in. It looks slick. They come in assorted colors. :)
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I am surprisingly turned on by this. lol jk

That's a great deal you got on the deck. Wow, a return, huh? Nice.

Seriously though, do you guys deliver to NJ? You're in NY right?
 
Raina said:
I wanted a privacy deck and thankfully my husband is a builder. He took cedar lattice and framed it into 2x2 cedar by dato cutting into the 2x2's. Then he put those panels between the cedar 4x4's. It was a lot more work but it looks beautiful. Now I can tan on the deck a bit more discreetly.

I like how it looks too when you take cedar 2x4's and put deckorators balusters (aluminum sq balusters) in. It looks slick. They come in assorted colors. :)
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shit, now you have me all confused... what kind of circle is that???

BRANNNNNNN!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!
 
I'm in Minnesota. That would be a looong drive. Delivery within 50 miles is included in the pricing. After 50 miles it's something like $2 a mile so that would get a little pricey....
 
It figures, I start a thread about having sex with me and it ends with talking about decks.
 
I'm probably too young for you. I would hate for you to have a heart attack. I don't want to be known as the member that killed Gonelifting.
 
Raina said:
I'm in Minnesota. That would be a looong drive. Delivery within 50 miles is included in the pricing. After 50 miles it's something like $2 a mile so that would get a little pricey....
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Ohhhhhh, sorry. For the longest time I thought you were in NY. That explains a lot. thanks though.

Someone else have sex with me!

Have sex damnit!!!
 
Nothing sexual here or nothing but Id cuddle with you
 
I'm just Raina. I don't think I'm organized enough to have alters. Or motivated. I'm way too lazy too.

GL-- I bet I could tan on your deck if you built one. Hubby wouldn't mind that as long as you didn't grope me or anything.
 
Raina said:
I'm just Raina. I don't think I'm organized enough to have alters. Or motivated. I'm way too lazy too.

GL-- I bet I could tan on your deck if you built one. Hubby wouldn't mind that as long as you didn't grope me or anything.
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would he mind if i groped you?
 
nycgirl said:
I'm probably too young for you. I would hate for you to have a heart attack. I don't want to be known as the member that killed Gonelifting.
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feel free to give me the heart attack instead then!
 
I've never given someone a heart attack that I'm aware of. But I've been in belt fights with my sister before.

Weren't we talking about building materials? Treated glulams or something?
 
Raina said:
I've never given someone a heart attack that I'm aware of. But I've been in belt fights with my sister before.

Weren't we talking about building materials? Treated glulams or something?
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belt fights?

damn sounds fun my bro and i used to get in pillow fights, rungo style (from original battle arena toshenden for ps1)

what u do is pack the pillow deep down in it as tight as possible then twirl up the pillow and its hit, its liek a fucking bricks are inside there, and i think iv had my neck broken a couple times
 
One time she hit me with a broom and I sprayed windex in her eyes. We didn't fight with pillows....those aren't good weapons. We fought pretty violently until I was 20 or 21. She's 3 years younger.

Once she was whipping the nintendo (original) control around in circles and really caught me hard with it. Now we're friends.
 
gonelifting said:
Thanks.


I mean if I were'nt married. I would never cheat on my wife, this is just to see if any women here think I'm a viable bang.

Post up, don't be afraid. I won't start sending you naked pics of myself if you answer this. Do it.

I promise I could make any woman laugh...




in the bedroom.
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maybe kluless would
 
gonelifting said:
Ohhhhhh, sorry. For the longest time I thought you were in NY. That explains a lot. thanks though.
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You're confusing her with Velvett?
 
Raina said:
One time she hit me with a broom and I sprayed windex in her eyes. We didn't fight with pillows....those aren't good weapons. We fought pretty violently until I was 20 or 21. She's 3 years younger.

Once she was whipping the nintendo (original) control around in circles and really caught me hard with it. Now we're friends.
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lol thats crazy

iv done the windex in the eyes thing,

and one time i poured a bottle of calogne (sp) intot he inside of my brothers pillow, so he slept and it smelled awful and he didn tknow why...then he woke up and it all leaked around his pillow case and turned it yellow, and my mom thought he pissed then smelled it, and i got in huge trouble
 
One time she hit me with a broom and I sprayed windex in her eyes.
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thats funny , my older sister drug me across dinner table by my hair, all I did is flung hot Goulash *sp? in her face. were cool now also..
 
The last fight we got in was when I was probably 21. She whipped me with a wet towel while we were fighting at my grandma's house. It left a huge welt and she caught hell for it from my parents.

Now she just calls me a bitch a lot and I hang up on her. But we're close. We talk 8 million times a day.
 
Sublime is not me.

and Thanks for the replies. So, it's safe to say no one really wants to bang me, except for aannd who I appreciate the response from.


I was just touching up my will and wanted to know. <3 weeks and counting...
 
No but I wouldn't hit her. I don't hit ladies...except for my sister. It's not nice.
*hit as in physical violence not hit as in "hit it"*
 
OK my sig's done. Thank you.

PS I have no problems altering the sig if need be.
 
nycgirl said:
I'm probably too young for you. I would hate for you to have a heart attack. I don't want to be known as the member that killed Gonelifting.
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LOL... its funny beacuse nycgirl is 42.

You old bastard, gl.
 
SoKlueles said:
what am i chopped liver???
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You already said no, then changed your mind when I threatened the lawsuit. OK at this point I'll take it as pity sex as well.

Damn pity sex I'm getting from the females. You guys feel that sorry for me? That's OK, It's nearing my yearly Birthday/sex weekend. Woohoo! Married life.
 
gonelifting said:
You already said no, then changed your mind when I threatened the lawsuit. OK at this point I'll take it as pity sex as well.

Damn pity sex I'm getting from the females. You guys feel that sorry for me? That's OK, It's nearing my yearly Birthday/sex weekend. Woohoo! Married life.
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dang it wasnt pity sex
hes gone to a game with his dad so i wont get in trouble as long as this thread falls to the bottom of the thingy

but seriously you are so sweet:)
 
SoKlueles said:
dang it wasnt pity sex
hes gone to a game with his dad so i wont get in trouble as long as this thread falls to the bottom of the thingy

but seriously you are so sweet:)
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Well since you've said it that way... Thanks!






and you're welcome! Really. *wink*
 
gonelifting said:
Pity sex, thanks Smurf, you're a good friend.
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ok I'll come on over. I know where you live. Ive been there in my dreams.
omg these would m ake awesome song lyrics! Im calling Britney right away!
 
gonelifting said:
You already said no, then changed your mind when I threatened the lawsuit. OK at this point I'll take it as pity sex as well.

Damn pity sex I'm getting from the females. You guys feel that sorry for me? That's OK, It's nearing my yearly Birthday/sex weekend. Woohoo! Married life.
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nothing wrong with pity sex. take it when you can get it.
 
Yeah, they're nice bitches to offer. Real...... nice bitches.

and I love them for it.
 
SoKlueles said:
I think were treating GL like a piece of meat
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True, thank you. I'm more than just slabs and slabs of muscle piled on top of a hefty frame of physical ruggedness. I have feelings and emotions just like any other man.
 
Great, the numbers are adding up. Thanks FG. I got two pity sex and two "I'll do ya" sex.

I got a couple k sex comments too but I won't count them. They may want their names withheld from the count.
 
gonelifting said:
Great, the numbers are adding up. Thanks FG. I got two pity sex and two "I'll do ya" sex.

I got a couple k sex comments too but I won't count them. They may want their names withheld from the count.
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to gonelifting again.

:worried: :(
 
All joking aside... Yes I would. :rose:
 
Let me call your wife and set something up..I'm sure there are night when she would just rather have someone else do you so she can get some sleep
 
^^^ lol I tell her that all the time (as a joke) She doe's'nt appreciate it too much. I tell her to bring her co-workers who might need male companionship... good time.


and thanks for all the replies. I feel better now.
 
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm a tough question.

Based on the little bit of your avatar and the little bit of your posting I would say, "Sure... why not?"

But when it came down to it truthfully, I couldn't say one way or another. All I could say honestly is that based on what I have seen I wouldn't rule it out completely.

It feels good (even when in a committed LTR) to know that one is still sexually attractive to the opposite sex. But even that gets tired quickly when in the end you sleep alone with the knowledge that other than one's children and a few close family members no one TRULY cares.

You seem like a good egg - your wife is a lucky woman.
 
Beached Whale said:
But even that gets tired quickly when in the end you sleep alone with the knowledge that other than one's children and a few close family members no one TRULY cares.You seem like a good egg - your wife is a lucky woman.
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I think a lot of people care, more than you think. It's just that people have to prioritize, based on # of family, friends, & intensity of feelings for same.
So it's not that people don't care, or do care. It's how MUCH they can care.
I honestly care about some people on here more than some so-called 'friends' that I have known for years. I can't even say I know you. I'll never meet you, but I still care.
 
hidngod said:
I think a lot of people care, more than you think. It's just that people have to prioritize, based on # of family, friends, & intensity of feelings for same.
So it's not that people don't care, or do care. It's how MUCH they can care.
I honestly care about some people on here more than some so-called 'friends' that I have known for years. I can't even say I know you. I'll never meet you, but I still care.
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That was very kind. thank you.

It's just hard when things get bad either physically and/or mentally/emotionally.

My oldest daughter who I have been having a DEVIL of a time with since Oct 03 told me last night for the first time since then that she loved me and gave me a kiss for the first time in nearly 2 years.

I try to hide my physical troubles from my children as well as how I feel emotionally but our place is very small and there are so many of us. I have to keep it together at work so often times at home I let it all out....

My kids are amazing, but it shouldnt be their burden to offer their mother such support - that is MY JOB for them.

Now I've talked too much. I am sorry... allow me to close by offering you my humble thanks for your kind words.
 
Gymgurl said:
Let me call your wife and set something up..I'm sure there are night when she would just rather have someone else do you so she can get some sleep
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lol....
 
gonelifting said:
^^^ lol I tell her that all the time (as a joke) She doe's'nt appreciate it too much. I tell her to bring her co-workers who might need male companionship... good time.


and thanks for all the replies. I feel better now.
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you seem like the same type of person as me... thats the exact kind of shit i picture myself doing and even do do but in different circumstances (dont have a wife or anything but i do say that kinda stuff to complete strangers)
 
Beached Whale said:
That was very kind. thank you.
It's just hard when things get bad either physically and/or mentally/emotionally.
My oldest daughter who I have been having a DEVIL of a time with since Oct 03 told me last night for the first time since then that she loved me and gave me a kiss for the first time in nearly 2 years.
I try to hide my physical troubles from my children as well as how I feel emotionally but our place is very small and there are so many of us. I have to keep it together at work so often times at home I let it all out....
My kids are amazing, but it shouldnt be their burden to offer their mother such support - that is MY JOB for them.
Now I've talked too much. I am sorry... allow me to close by offering you my humble thanks for your kind words.
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De nada, Chica. Don't forget, If you shield them from everything, they won't learn how to deal with struggles as adults.
How old is your eldest? I've a 19 yr old daughter & she's just starting to be nice to me. She was 'difficult' from 14ish on. We've got a while to go, but they always come around.
 
hidngod said:
De nada, Chica. Don't forget, If you shield them from everything, they won't learn how to deal with struggles as adults.
How old is your eldest? I've a 19 yr old daughter & she's just starting to be nice to me. She was 'difficult' from 14ish on. We've got a while to go, but they always come around.
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My oldest is nearly 13 - she started to lose her mind at 11 LOL.

She is coming around. I am not delusional thinking she will magically be "all better". But I see more of the solid foundation that I instilled within her all her growing year. I know she will be ok as she matures. Actually I feel badly that one day she WILL realize how horrible she has been to me and to my family. The guilt will eat her alive and this will bring me no pleasure. I realize that I can't shield her from pain and mistakes but still I hurt because I want to so badly.

She's a good kid deep down. She was just put through hell. How can I be angry with her for that?
 
Beached Whale said:
My oldest is nearly 13 - she started to lose her mind at 11 LOL.

She is coming around. I am not delusional thinking she will magically be "all better". But I see more of the solid foundation that I instilled within her all her growing year. I know she will be ok as she matures. Actually I feel badly that one day she WILL realize how horrible she has been to me and to my family. The guilt will eat her alive and this will bring me no pleasure. I realize that I can't shield her from pain and mistakes but still I hurt because I want to so badly.

She's a good kid deep down. She was just put through hell. How can I be angry with her for that?
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i dread the day my baby girl turns 13..i am going to hold her untill that day cause i know once she hits that age i will be old news to her
 
angel_girl said:
i dread the day my baby girl turns 13..i am going to hold her untill that day cause i know once she hits that age i will be old news to her
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13?!

They start going crazy about 11. By 13/14 is when they BEGIN to return to planet earth.

I have several more right in line behind her. :worried:
 
You ladies are scaring me. My girl is 3 and I worry about it NOW. Oh... what the future holds??? It's tough having a daughter.
 
You can't spell sex without "ex"...same thing goes for Rex.

I can gaurantee....well nothing. Though I probably should be asleep right now.
 
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