Christmas shopping is such a miserable experience. I went to toys r us yesterday to get my kid a pillow pet and the guy pushing the cart ahead of me had his baby start crying, so he stopped and was checking the little bro out. Meanwhile, this cranky 55 year old thundercunt behind me (that hit my achillies twice she was so close) snapped at the guy and told him to move if he was going to stop and play with his baby. He and I just looked at each other like "WTF?" and just stepped aside to let the whorepig through.