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BronxBeauty

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I HAVE A BIT OF A DILEMMA. LAST NIGHT ME AND MY MAN GOT PISS-ASS DRUNK AND WENT TO A BOOTLEG STRIP CLUB. WHEN I'M DRUNK I GET REAL HOT AND HORNY. HE KNOWS THAT. I TOLD HIM. BUT, FOR SOME, REASON, THIS MAN JUST DID NOT FEEL LIKE FUCKING ME YESTERDAY. I UNDERSTAND HE WAS TOO DRUNK- HELL, I WAS A BIT FUCKED UP MYSELF, BUT I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO FUCK HIM. I GET REAL WILD AND JUMP ON TOP WHEN I'M IN THAT "CONDITION", BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME HE JUST WANTED TO SLEEP. IS HE NOT INTERESTED IN ME ANYMORE? DID I BORE HIM THAT QUICKLY?
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What branch of the service are you in Bronx?
 
I WAS RAISED IN THE BRONX. BORN IN BROOKLYN. I'M LIVING IN FLORIDA. SATIONED IN NORTH CAROLINA. I'M GETTING OUT OF THE SERVICE SOON. I'M GOING BACK DOWN TO FLORIDA OR MAYBE BACK TO PUERTO RICO. I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS.
 
WHAT- I LOOK TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE OR ARE YOU SAYING I NEED HELP? I AM VERY MUCH A WOMAN BUT I WOULD JUMP YOUR BONES LIKE A HORNY LITTLE TEENAGER WHO JUST DISCOVERED SEX.
 
If you are who you say you are I'd smack your ass silly.

If you are Big Buck...then I'd have AAP smack your ass silly.

:) LOL!!
 
HA HA. YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH. WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT IS SO HARD TO BELIEVE? I AM NOT A MAN. I HAVE TITS AND A NICE 36 INCH ASS! (JUST HAD IT MEASURED) I MODEL PART TIME. SEE THE PICTURE. JUST HAD IT TAKEN IN JANUARY. AND A NYMPHO I AM NOT- JUST REALLY OPEN AND CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY.
 
BronxBeauty said:
HA HA. YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH. WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT IS SO HARD TO BELIEVE? I AM NOT A MAN. I HAVE TITS AND A NICE 36 INCH ASS! (JUST HAD IT MEASURED) I MODEL PART TIME. SEE THE PICTURE. JUST HAD IT TAKEN IN JANUARY. AND A NYMPHO I AM NOT- JUST REALLY OPEN AND CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY.
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A 36 inch ass! Wow!

How many marines have you banged in all your openness and confidence?
 
REMEMBER... I AM MARRIED. I CAN'T GO AROUND SLEEPING WITH ANYONE I PLEASE... I COULD GET IN TROUBLE =(
------------------------------ IF I GET CAUGHT...
 
Your post lead me to believe that there was a poll contained within this thread. Since you are a newby, I'll let it slide. But, please mark me down in the NO column.

Something smells fishy.
 
HA HA. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS? NEVER HEARD OF A BI-SEXUAL HORNY 19 YEARD OLD WITH LOTS OF EXPERIENCE AND INTEREST IN SEX? IF NOT, THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE A TRIP OUT TO NYC!
 
BronxBeauty said:
HA HA. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS? NEVER HEARD OF A BI-SEXUAL HORNY 19 YEARD OLD WITH LOTS OF EXPERIENCE AND INTEREST IN SEX? IF NOT, THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE A TRIP OUT TO NYC!
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I bet your husband has a shirt that says daddy's little princess is my little whore.

I would like to hear about some hot lesbian action though if you want to write about that. So, what are you wearing right now? Please be as graphic and descriptive as possible because my hardon is throbbing with anticipation.
 
BronxBeauty said:
HA HA. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS? NEVER HEARD OF A BI-SEXUAL HORNY 19 YEARD OLD WITH LOTS OF EXPERIENCE AND INTEREST IN SEX? IF NOT, THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE A TRIP OUT TO NYC!
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If you're from the Bronx, what was the name of the club that caught fire and killed a bunch of people 15 years back?
 
15 YEARS BACK I WAS 4 YEARS OLD. DO YOU THINK I REALLY CARE ABOUT A CLUB THAT CAUGHT FIRE AT 4 YEARS OLD?! I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THUNDERCATS!
 
BronxBeauty said:
15 YEARS BACK I WAS 4 YEARS OLD. DO YOU THINK I REALLY CARE ABOUT A CLUB THAT CAUGHT FIRE AT 4 YEARS OLD?! I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THUNDERCATS!
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If you're an hispanic female who is from the Bronx, you would know the name of that club no matter how old you are. Next to 9/11, it was probably the largest mass murder in the history of NYC.
 
LAY OFF THE NY SHIT. I HIGH AND DRUNK MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD. I PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I LIVED IF I TRIED. ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT I LIVED DOWN GRAND CONCOURSE AND WENT TO WALTON H.S. GOT DRUNK, HIGH, AND SLEPT. JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN NYC!
 
BronxBeauty said:
LAY OFF THE NY SHIT. I HIGH AND DRUNK MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD. I PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE I LIVED IF I TRIED. ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT I LIVED DOWN GRAND CONCOURSE AND WENT TO WALTON H.S. GOT DRUNK, HIGH, AND SLEPT. JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN NYC!
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Oh...okay. You're name has the word "Bronx" in it.

I'll just sit back and laugh at everyone who talks to you as if you're a Puerto Rican female from NYC.
 
This thread has potential..

or it could just continue sucking.
 
Listen, sometimes guys just want to sleep. Sometimes guys just want to eat. Sometimes guys just want to fuck! You can't expect us to do more than one at the same time though.
 
Ass aint big enough.

I'd check for dick before I lick,but I'd bang her,Kind of in a transitional phase though,(In my cool samuel L Jackson voice,fucked by the white boy accent)

Mad
 
I think maybe you are half Indian, half Chinese. So your parents named you after both sides:

Ug Lee.


No offense or anything... I wouldn't post such a terrible remark if you weren't such a raging whore.
 
Where at "down the Grand Concourse" ? I own a few places near 167th, 181st off the Concourse. Also on Tiebout and Valentine.
 
BronxBeauty said:
I HAVE A BIT OF A DILEMMA. LAST NIGHT ME AND MY MAN GOT PISS-ASS DRUNK AND WENT TO A BOOTLEG STRIP CLUB. WHEN I'M DRUNK I GET REAL HOT AND HORNY. HE KNOWS THAT. I TOLD HIM. BUT, FOR SOME, REASON, THIS MAN JUST DID NOT FEEL LIKE FUCKING ME YESTERDAY. I UNDERSTAND HE WAS TOO DRUNK- HELL, I WAS A BIT FUCKED UP MYSELF, BUT I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO FUCK HIM. I GET REAL WILD AND JUMP ON TOP WHEN I'M IN THAT "CONDITION", BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME HE JUST WANTED TO SLEEP. IS HE NOT INTERESTED IN ME ANYMORE? DID I BORE HIM THAT QUICKLY?
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I'll be the first one to address your question lol.
When a guy is that drunk, his dick is doing nothing but pointing south. But when a woman gets drunk they are more willing. One of life's cruel jokes.
 
perkele said:
The chick in the pic may be a woman but YOU are a dude pretending to be a woman.

:finger:
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Yikes. :(

I hope that's true - and this isn't a "real" person, and that's not actually her picture....cause if it is - this is a brutal thread. :(
 
i haven't read this thread, however...you talking in all caps shows you are an idiot.

Also, you look like a klingon from startrek:



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this poor whatever it is got ripped apart by you guys. Listen honey, i'd do you right! i'd pull that hair of yours. is it a wig?
 
BronxBeauty said:
Why not?- Are you gay?
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The overwhelming consensus is that a. you have testicles 2. the picture you posted up is not you and c. whoever is in that pic is not physically attractive or good looking.
 
not trying to be mean but you look like a dude. Um....well....maybe it's the picture. Sorry
 
I believe that you're just an internet persona. Whoever that woman in the picture is, she is attractive. But I would have to pass, I've reached the age where I just want one woman, trouble is I can't find her.
 
Bite me;Fucker I hear that shit.It feels like the search for the holy grail.

We need to get laid, by anyone Female.I got alot of lines in the water but no bites,alot of fucking lookers though;)

Mad
 
I got better pictures. Haven't had the time to put them on the computer though. Much too busy. All these deployments are making the base kinda hectic.
 
Mad4Iron said:
Bite me;Fucker I hear that shit.It feels like the search for the holy grail.

We need to get laid, by anyone Female.I got alot of lines in the water but no bites,alot of fucking lookers though;)

Mad
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You ain't just whistling dixie brotha. It's been 4 and half years since my divorce, I thought I would be remarried by now, but the pickings are mighty slim. Living in a small town that's mostly minority doesn't help either. I'm a fairly handsome man, with a great body, I'm way smarter than the average bear. The only thing I lack is a lot of money. I guess that last line says it all.
 
Yeah no doubt I'd hit it... With a louiseville slugger! Then I'd run away. :smash:
 
Not to be rude but you're not really my type, the thought of you hot and horny makes me want to vomit.

I wouldn't hit you with my car.
 
LOL!!!!:spit:
 
BronxBeauty said:
I AM NOT A MAN. I HAVE TITS AND A NICE 36 INCH ASS! (JUST HAD IT MEASURED) I MODEL PART TIME. SEE THE PICTURE. JUST HAD IT TAKEN IN JANUARY. AND A NYMPHO I AM NOT- JUST REALLY OPEN AND CONFIDENT IN MY SEXUALITY.
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aint nuthin wrong with dat, i respect dat.... some people here are really fucked LOL, just post up some more pix so we can see more, even some nudes(haha).....
 
not quite the results your trans sexual self was hoping for?
 
BronxBeauty said:
I WAS RAISED IN THE BRONX. BORN IN BROOKLYN. I'M LIVING IN FLORIDA. SATIONED IN NORTH CAROLINA. I'M GETTING OUT OF THE SERVICE SOON. I'M GOING BACK DOWN TO FLORIDA OR MAYBE BACK TO PUERTO RICO. I'M IN THE MARINE CORPS.
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And what did you do to disgrace the Corps and get kicked out?
 
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