I'd check for dick before I lick,but I'd bang her,Kind of in a transitional phase though,(In my cool samuel L Jackson voice,fucked by the white boy accent)
I HAVE A BIT OF A DILEMMA. LAST NIGHT ME AND MY MAN GOT PISS-ASS DRUNK AND WENT TO A BOOTLEG STRIP CLUB. WHEN I'M DRUNK I GET REAL HOT AND HORNY. HE KNOWS THAT. I TOLD HIM. BUT, FOR SOME, REASON, THIS MAN JUST DID NOT FEEL LIKE FUCKING ME YESTERDAY. I UNDERSTAND HE WAS TOO DRUNK- HELL, I WAS A BIT FUCKED UP MYSELF, BUT I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO FUCK HIM. I GET REAL WILD AND JUMP ON TOP WHEN I'M IN THAT "CONDITION", BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME HE JUST WANTED TO SLEEP. IS HE NOT INTERESTED IN ME ANYMORE? DID I BORE HIM THAT QUICKLY?
I'll be the first one to address your question lol.
When a guy is that drunk, his dick is doing nothing but pointing south. But when a woman gets drunk they are more willing. One of life's cruel jokes.