I always thought supersizeme was Nathan, Satanic Goatslayer was MassiveGunz, HG Pennypincher was really HelenSL, Chester Copperpot was really slater from Saved By the Bell, and Sean34 was HappyScrappy.
As for me, I'm certainly not Martha Stewart, but I think we all already knew that.
Either way, I don't care if this dude comes back or not - he sounds gay and fat, and juding by all the stupid avatars, he looks like a tool - pathetic fucker likely never got laid.
As for why I have so many posts, it is a glitch - I should have way fewer, I don't know why it does that.
Maybe EF Sam can set me back to the 503 posts that I'm really supposed to have.
Now I hope we can get back to talking about how the Chinese can fly.