what's the worst pain you've ever had

[sereneman]

I remembered something else that was extremely painful. My penis hole skin has gotten stuck to my underwear many times. That hurts like a MF. Especially if you're in a hurry, I've had to tear the skin on the inside of my penis. ouch!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Re: Re: what's the worst pain you've ever had

i had a genital wart burned off with liquid nitrogen, with no sedative or nonthing, that was fucking painful, it was so painful it fucked up my nervous system and caused me to take a shit afterwards. now that hurt. those goddamn hookers not taking care of themselves. the navy was a great experience and sometimes painful.

dude removing warts with l. nitrogen doesn't hurt one bit.I've had tons of those removerd from all over my body.did'nt feel shit.

Oh and one time I busted a big fat nut I had been saving for a good week or so.It was so majestic,it tore the hole on my thingy.
Fuckin unreal pain.Could'nt piss at all,it hurt so badlly.You ever see that movie green mile where tom hanks could'nt piss,I looked just like him while trying.

 

[PinK233]

Having my tonsils removed last year....it sucked so very much....my neck looked like a fat woman's because it was so swollen and I had to spit in a cup for a week because swallowing anything caused excrutiating pain....the percosets were nice though

 

[sereneman]

My ex-wife slammed a door on my right middle finger and chopped it off just below the fingernail. Funny thing, it didn't really hurt that bad. There was a trail of blood from the upstairs apartment all the way to the car. I don't even remember her putting the finger in a bag. It happened at 2a.m., so we had to wait for about 2 hours in the emergency room for a plastic surgeon. He couldn't save it. I was probably in a mild state of shock. I remember waiting in the room for the doctor and looking at my finger in a jar. Why would they leave it in front of me to see? Morons. My ex kept me doped up on Vicoden for a week. That was a good week. A really weird thing happened after we left the hospital. We had to go to a 24 hour pharmacy across town. When we got out of the car, there was an old man in the parking lot. He asked what happened, then showed us his chopped off finger. Immediately after that, we went inside and the pharmacist also had a partially amputated finger. First 2 men I encounter after the accident have the exact same thing. I have had weird shit like that happen to me more than once. Makes me wonder if it's God.

 

[dballer]

When my folks split up over two years ago


I had to meet my dad at a restaurant after he got off work to subtlely let him know that when he got home--mom would not be there---worst day of my life. I cannot imagine what it was like for him--to hear that from me. It sucks.

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