What's the grossest sexual experience that has happened to you?

[pdaddy]

I was looking through the archives for something when I came across a thread posing this question a few years back and there were some great responses. I'll share a one of many I have.

I was going to town on my ex gf's love box for a good twenty minutes when all of a sudden without any warning she queefs right in my face. Not just a pfffsst, I'm talking PPPFFFFFSSSTTTTTTTTT I think my hair flew back. Needless to say she was quite embarassed.

So let's hear these horror stories, I would love to hear some from the ladies as well.

 

[hamstershaver]

another reason never to lick the kitty

 

[bigmann245]

went down on a girl and she stunk real bad. not sure what to do so i moved slowly upwards and acted like i just wanted to get it on. took 3 showers after that one and used a whole bottle of listerine.

 

[pdaddy]

went down on a girl and she stunk real bad. not sure what to do so i moved slowly upwards and acted like i just wanted to get it on. took 3 showers after that one and used a whole bottle of listerine.

I know what you mean, that's happened to me more than I would like to mention. The funny thing is logic tells us to stop the act if thigs seem 'unsanitary', but my partner doesn't work well with logic

 

[eat big]

went down on a girl and she stunk real bad. not sure what to do so i moved slowly upwards and acted like i just wanted to get it on. took 3 showers after that one and used a whole bottle of listerine.

Holy fuck, same here. I didn't actually go down, but I was about to.

 

[AAP]

Where should I start?

 

[Raina]

I hope you post AAP because you'd have the best story.

I'm not coming up with a gross sex story that I can remember. Maybe I'm repressing?

 

[Deterass]

Nothing too bad,just a few stinky kitties.

 

[CENTURION44]

Where should I start?

What happened with Burnardo? LMAO

 

[Evil_Frisky]

whats with these chicks having stinky coochies... yuk!