What's the grossest sexual experience that has happened to you?

[pintoca]

I remember that tail AAP!

You were in the Convention too?

 

[jnevin]

Probably the MOST disturbing - as others are just overly weird - was when I was single and picked up this guy that was in town for a convention. He was a very very attractive guy, even though the wedding band he was wearing made me have second thoughts, I still took him home because he seemed highly intelligent and interesting. (And attractive, don't forget that).

So things go like things go when two guys go home together... he was a great kisser (all over) very sensous in bed... so naturally he ends up face down/ass up in the bed with me behind him trying to push his guts up into his lungs. I banged this guy for about 45 mins nonstop before I finally had an orgasm. I honestly thought the condom was going to burst. I wish it had. When I pulled out, he spun around, grabbed my cock, slid the condom off and then held it up and tilted it over his mouth so the cum would run out. When it was empty, then he popped the condom in his mouth like chewing gum and started swirling his tongue around the inside. If that wasn't gross enough, he seemed surprised I wouldn't kiss him afterwards.

Coulda gone my whoooole life without hearing that.

 

[Lestat]

One of my exes was hitting hard and fast doggy style well the air pressur with all the in and out built up and there she blow. It was so dam loud I couldn't stop laughing but he kept hitting it now that is tropper

that happens all the time with doggy if you are really rammin it.. no big deal really.

 

[Lestat]

i had a smelly tang experience also.. it took days for that smell to dissapear.

one time i was at this asian chicks place, i had met her online the day before and she happen to live in my town. so i go over..and we get down to business and right before i was about to put it in, i did the "finger test" and took a wiff...it was horrrible...i told her..."damn this condom broke, i need to go to the store on the corner and get a new one" ..i left and never came back.

HAHAHA fuck YEAH!! taht is the best one so far.. leave and never come back!

 

[ChefWide]

mine smells like peaches

peaches and maple syrup...

 

[Freak Nasty]

remember the dude that was fucking his girl and midway through it, he found a turd on the bed? A big ol' hersey log? And it wasn't his and the only other two culprits was his girl and his dog that was on the bed too?

Remember that "shit"? How he got so damn mad about it and his girl denied it was hers. So he made her roll over and he inspected her asshole for skid marks. Then he inspected the dog too. No joke. He was furious that someone dropped a turd on his bed.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

two bad experiences with the red head demon...

i was 15 and the girl was 21, the girl walked into my room both of us trashed and i was making out with her and taking her clothes off in the dark. well after about 20 mins of her jerking me off me rubbing her kitty i go to fuck her and she tells me i'm ragging it. i was like wtf i was just playing with ur kitty well i smelt the finger fuckin rank ass smell. when to the bathroom to was my hands fucking red demon juice on it. now thats shitty. i said fuck it went back in the room and pulled the pull cord and fucked that shit like there was no tomorrow.

similar thing the second time but i was 22, just had the girl give me oral pleasure then after she passed out i slept on the couch, lol

 

[HiDnGoD]

That's awsome that you laughed about it, anytime that's happened to me she would always be completly mortified and just want to lay in the fetal position w/out human contact for a few hours

Sheesh, whenever the wife or I have any accidental boddily noises we laugh about it, in bed, or not. Sometimes when you're in bed & limbs are everywhere it's kinda hard to hold it in. A warning is good manners though.
Life sucks enough without getting hung up over the little things.

mine smells like peaches

Damn, now I'm gettin hungry.