What's the grossest sexual experience that has happened to you?

[GoldenDelicious]

2 whole years, huh?

thats NASTY

 

[Evil_Frisky]

2 whole years, huh?

thats NASTY

Two hours... I freshen up alot

 

[eat big]

how old are these peaches?

Rotten peaches smell better than rotten tomatoes.

 

[rudeboyja]

somehow a girl lost control of her bodily functions when I was in the backdoor. I don't know how it happened, I was pounding away, started to smell something and noticed the condom was getting browinsh. It wasn't a hell of a lot, but enough for me to get the hell out of there.

 

[eat big]

somehow a girl lost control of her bodily functions when I was in the backdoor. I don't know how it happened, I was pounding away, started to smell something and noticed the condom was getting browinsh. It wasn't a hell of a lot, but enough for me to get the hell out of there.

Did you wipe it across her upper lip? Thus, giving her the Dirty Sanchez.

 

[AAP]

remember the dude that was fucking his girl and midway through it, he found a turd on the bed? A big ol' hersey log? And it wasn't his and the only other two culprits was his girl and his dog that was on the bed too?

Remember that "shit"? How he got so damn mad about it and his girl denied it was hers. So he made her roll over and he inspected her asshole for skid marks. Then he inspected the dog too. No joke. He was furious that someone dropped a turd on his bed.

 

[pdaddy]

One of you women have to have a horror story, smelly balls, small package, excessive dry humping. I know you're holding back.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

That's awsome that you laughed about it, anytime that's happened to me she would always be completly mortified and just want to lay in the fetal position w/out human contact for a few hours

If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

 

[bigmann245]

If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

so true...

 

[chefbone]

Probably the MOST disturbing - as others are just overly weird - was when I was single and picked up this guy that was in town for a convention. He was a very very attractive guy, even though the wedding band he was wearing made me have second thoughts, I still took him home because he seemed highly intelligent and interesting. (And attractive, don't forget that).

So things go like things go when two guys go home together... he was a great kisser (all over) very sensous in bed... so naturally he ends up face down/ass up in the bed with me behind him trying to push his guts up into his lungs. I banged this guy for about 45 mins nonstop before I finally had an orgasm. I honestly thought the condom was going to burst. I wish it had. When I pulled out, he spun around, grabbed my cock, slid the condom off and then held it up and tilted it over his mouth so the cum would run out. When it was empty, then he popped the condom in his mouth like chewing gum and started swirling his tongue around the inside. If that wasn't gross enough, he seemed surprised I wouldn't kiss him afterwards.

You must be a better man then me because it must take a real man to push another guys shit in!!!