What's the grossest sexual experience that has happened to you?

[pdaddy]

Where should I start?

With the most disturbing

 

[chefbone]

I was snow-balled once. I smacked the shit out of that bitch too!

 

[pdaddy]

whats with these chicks having stinky coochies... yuk!

Good question, my ex girlfriend was by far the most attractive girl I have ever been with and she didn't seem to know shit about feminie hygene. I told her she needed to 'freshen up', and she goes 'what do you mean, how do I do that?' Wtf?? I mean come on. She's never masterbated and didn't even know where her clit was at age 25 mind you, man I had to teach that girl everything, just call me Professor Pdaddy

 

[jack sparrow]

A one night stand with some chick from a club turned into my bed looking like a 747 landed on it.

Yes people, I'm talking about skid marks here.

 

[CENTURION44]

A one night stand with some chick from a club turned into my bed looking like a 747 landed on it.

Yes people, I'm talking about skid marks here.

no way...

There was a girl in my highschool who everyone called POOPS...cause it was rumored that her boyfriend did her in the pooper adn when he pulled out..she shit on his bed....

 

[jack sparrow]

no way...

There was a girl in my highschool who everyone called POOPS...cause it was rumored that her boyfriend did her in the pooper adn when he pulled out..she shit on his bed....

Thing was though, my experience was a conventional shag, not HRA.

 

[Deterass]

no way...

There was a girl in my highschool who everyone called POOPS...cause it was rumored that her boyfriend did her in the pooper adn when he pulled out..she shit on his bed....

She's still a trooper for taking it in the poop shute imo.

 

[AAP]

With the most disturbing

Probably the MOST disturbing - as others are just overly weird - was when I was single and picked up this guy that was in town for a convention. He was a very very attractive guy, even though the wedding band he was wearing made me have second thoughts, I still took him home because he seemed highly intelligent and interesting. (And attractive, don't forget that).

So things go like things go when two guys go home together... he was a great kisser (all over) very sensous in bed... so naturally he ends up face down/ass up in the bed with me behind him trying to push his guts up into his lungs. I banged this guy for about 45 mins nonstop before I finally had an orgasm. I honestly thought the condom was going to burst. I wish it had. When I pulled out, he spun around, grabbed my cock, slid the condom off and then held it up and tilted it over his mouth so the cum would run out. When it was empty, then he popped the condom in his mouth like chewing gum and started swirling his tongue around the inside. If that wasn't gross enough, he seemed surprised I wouldn't kiss him afterwards.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

One of my exes was hitting hard and fast doggy style well the air pressur with all the in and out built up and there she blow. It was so dam loud I couldn't stop laughing but he kept hitting it now that is tropper

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Probably the MOST disturbing - as others are just overly weird - was when I was single and picked up this guy that was in town for a convention. He was a very very attractive guy, even though the wedding band he was wearing made me have second thoughts, I still took him home because he seemed highly intelligent and interesting. (And attractive, don't forget that).

So things go like things go when two guys go home together... he was a great kisser (all over) very sensous in bed... so naturally he ends up face down/ass up in the bed with me behind him trying to push his guts up into his lungs. I banged this guy for about 45 mins nonstop before I finally had an orgasm. I honestly thought the condom was going to burst. I wish it had. When I pulled out, he spun around, grabbed my cock, slid the condom off and then held it up and tilted it over his mouth so the cum would run out. When it was empty, then he popped the condom in his mouth like chewing gum and started swirling his tongue around the inside. If that wasn't gross enough, he seemed surprised I wouldn't kiss him afterwards.