What point in the day you know you're gonna fuck your wife?

[jimi3times]

When i walk in the door with a new porn dvd she gets the hint and heads for the shower.

 

[heavy_duty]

ah yes the shower, now there's a good topic too.
what the deal on the shower?
is that our signal?

 

[txbondsman]

Fuck that shit.

if that shit ever happens to me I'll get a goomah on the side.

obviously you don't have kids! If you did, I don't think that you'ld be so quick to say that. But, some guys are different, I just can't even think of not living with my son, and you know how courts are, I've been there done that and paid 30K to the attorneys already....

 

[jimi3times]

ah yes the shower, now there's a good topic too.
what the deal on the shower?
is that our signal?

Ya gotta take showers! Damn it man! When shes clean shaven and all freshened up the eating cant be beat!

 

[heavy_duty]

a meal fit for a king LOL

 

[jimi3times]

Hell yes!

 

[Golddoor]

When I give her a massage. Thats all it takes for me and Im in!!

 

[txbondsman]

When I give her a massage. Thats all it takes for me and Im in!!

YOU TOO! but my problem is that when I do that, she falls asleep and gets pissed when I try and wake her up to get frisky afterward....LOL
if it's not one thing, it's three.....
can't live with'em and you can't shoot'em... what's a man to do.

 

[step@half]

the minute I wake up in the morning