What Lestat thinks about fishing.

[Lestat]

I used to love it as a child. I looked forward to it soooo much. Never caught anything big. Mostly blue gill and one trout. I think I may have gotten a catfish once.

I was never good though I never seemed to be able to consistently get fish. I found that you had to get up SUPER early in the morning to even have a chance.. by mid morning none of them would bite.

My uncle would take me. We'd leave at 5am.. he would drink a 12 pack of Bud on the way to the lake.. and then while we were on the lake he'd drink another twelver. This is all before noon.. somehow he managed to get me and my cousin home everytime.

I went fly fishing once. It was fun.. I was wading around in those big overalls.. I hooked a fish but it came off as I jerked it out of the water.. never caught anything else. I fell down once and got water in those rubber overalls and nearly froze my toes off.

I really don't even fish now.. seems like its just a way to waste time. I'd much rather do something more productive, like masturbate.

 

[jwill3:16]

I lost the patiance to fish. I caught a Red ear slider once (thats a turtle) man can they bite.

 

[1GILLY1]

The smell reminds me of tall people.

 

[big_bad_buff]

The smell reminds me of tall people.

lol

 

[Burning_Inside]

This year im taking a scientific approach to fishing. I'm taking in the weather, time of day, and everything else before I say "let's go fishin". if im going, I want it to be productive.