What does pro wrestling teach children?

[Enrico]

I don't know what, if anything, it teaches kids, but I wouldn't get too into it, since it attracts a similar demographic as NASCAR.

Don't try to tell me people who are willing to spend their time watching fake fights are mostly college-educated.

 

[gymtime]

<hank hills patented scream> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

..........And that's where Hank got his abnormally high, almost girlish voice.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[curling]

Re: What does wrestling teach children?

Violence and how to act like a complete moron with too much body fat to boot.

 

[dimitrios]

Hmmm sounds like cartoons.

My feelings exactly

 

[Wombat]

By your logic, you're also teaching him that violence is a perfectly acceptable form of problem solving.

The truth is that it is(atleast on this planet)-----that is why wars exist-----we may not like it but survival has everything to do with violence. Always has and always will. We can hide these things from kids for some time but they will find out the truth one way or another. We live in a very violent world. Some may not like it and want to hide from it but it is there and always will be.

 

[Enrico]

LMAO@Smalls' pic


Where do you find all those, anyways?

 

[Sushi X]

pro wrestling teaches kids that they can say their prayers, take their vitamins, train and to quote the rock:' go take a hulkacrap."

lol, that was funny. i had to add that. sorry.

 

[AAP]

Go to MOrpheus and download the kid acting like Scott Hall. He is beating his brother up in the bedroom. He actually does the Razors Edge and then does the Hall strut.



In wrestling.... whatever happened to the Body Scissors?

The Stomach Claw?

The 30 minute headlock? You know they lay on the mat and every once in a couple of minutes, one rolls the other over his shoulders and attempts a pin.

The Spinning Toe Hold?

And what about all the old gimmich matches? The Death Match. (Shit, no one ever died. I was disappointed), The Coal Miners Glove Match? The Lights Out Match (wearing hoods so they can't see. WTF??) The Bondage Match (where each wrestler had a friend come to the ring and use ropes to tie his opponent up in the corner. The first one loose got to beat on the other wrestler. The Heel was always lose first.)