Werd, get your saggy heiny in here

[Keeters Coober™]

A little touchy are we when someone says something funny about you arn't we?

I hate to defend Werd, believe me, but she has enough problems.
She was really making fun of me Dave, because I guess some guys and/or girls (if a milf can be called a girl, more like old lady)
were saying that I didn't want to screw a milf because my penis was too small, and I said someone's dick must be the size of a firelog to fill it.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Oh dear Keeter.....you have some problems, besides needing a rabies shot...cuz you are foaming at the mouth from these avatars in here...
i think I have u pegged
you are 17 years old
You are a virgin
You are a gay virgin at that and very sexually frustrated.
Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.

a) i'm a lefty
b) because i don't want to suck milf pussy doesn't make me gay
c) you milf's need all the foam you can get, because your all dried out probably

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf does it have to do with you being a lefty???
and you said suck instead of lick pussy....that is kind of....gay
If i get dried up there is always astroglide

 

[dave smith]

Keeter, I feel some sexual tension between you and soklueles. Do you care to elaborate? Either way, it makes some dam great entertainment!

 

[dave smith]

wtf does it have to do with you being a lefty???
and you said suck instead of lick pussy....that is kind of....gay
If i get dried up there is always astroglide

Astroglide is great stuff! I dont care how wet you are, great stuff!

 

[SoKlueles]

he wants to want me but I think he wants Romo worse than me.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.

again, for the geriatric So-K, i'm a lefty.

if you remember back when you were young and hot, you probably had your pussy sucked (because it was tight and cute).
now it's probably like a big oversized softball glove, it just smothers your victim, he doesn't have a chance to lick or suck, just survive.

me gay, you want to lick gymgurls ass.

 

[SoKlueles]

who doesnt want to lick gymgurls ass? geez....
and yes my victims have to tie a 2x4 to them so they dont fall in but that is besides the point....yes dave astroglide rocks

 

[SoKlueles]

and he hasnt denied that he wants to want me but being gay keeps him from chasing the kitty

 

[dave smith]

it's probably like a big oversized softball glove, it just smothers your victim, he doesn't have a chance to lick or suck, just survive.

Oh shit, ouch!