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Werd, get your saggy heiny in here

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I'm using my own words here, so don't get your feathers ruffled (literally)....anyhow, you talk alot of smack about men, and you looked hot, and went out to offer some muff around and what not. Well, where's a pic to back it up? So-K, Daisygirl, Gymgurl, Raina, sweetness all have posted a pic or put something in their avatar (anonymously enough), so where's your stuff? You need to put up. Even Pamela has posted pics from time to time, hell even Bikinimom displayed her A cup in a bikini (in all fairness she has a nice ass though). Hell, Star even posted full modeling shots on Triedia back when Scooter and I ran the flame forum. So I say
put some up, I'm sure the other guys more than agree (at least all of them other than the faggots)
 
Sorry, but I don't have access to a digi cam and my scanner doesn't work. You will just have to take me at my word.

Or not.

Hell I could be a 500# short fat bald guy who is into young boys like you....

*slurp*
 
Werd dont mind him, hes just got a boner and is tired of whacking off to the rest of us...guess he needs fresh meat.
 
Why would I mind? The only thing I'm surprized about is that it took him this long. ;)

Big fat disgusting lawnmower-repairing old fucks like myself want some new beat off material too, you know. Keeter, let me see your teenyweenyhairless peeny. Pretty please.
 
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Werd said:

Dude, I looked hot. My hair was adorable, just a smidge of makeup, the tank top had a built in shelf-bra that showed every curve. I put the really nice sweater-jacket (because it was open in the front to reveal enough about what was underneath without making it look like I was "putting it all out there"). The jeans were very nice and I had on very expensive, very chic italian leather boots.

It is very hard to find a man that I am attracted too - period.
I guess I am just too damned picky. LOL
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Listen Werd, 1st off I thought you were a guy, ok, you fooled me there. Now we're suppose to believe all this crap?? I'm guessing you are average looking, probably some slight acne scarring, droopy B cup, never saw the inside of a gym, and get your haircut and SuperCuts.
 
SoKlueles said:
Werd dont mind him, hes just got a boner and is tired of whacking off to the rest of us...guess he needs fresh meat.
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You know So-K, at least you throw your tits out there, I'll give you that. Your face may look like a large w/pepperoni and xtra cheese
but at least you show you got something going on.

I'm sure you've cybered w/webcam every swinging dick on the site, so maybe someone can chime in if you're cute or not.
 
Werd said:
Sorry, but I don't have access to a digi cam and my scanner doesn't work. You will just have to take me at my word.
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Translation

Still working out the kinks on running Photoshop, will post pics as soon as I've mastered it.
 
Werd said:
Keeter, let me see your teenyweenyhairless peeny. Pretty please.
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Werd, if you had me, you'd need super absorbent Bounty panties.
 
Keeters Coober™ said:


You know So-K, at least you throw your tits out there, I'll give you that. Your face may look like a large w/pepperoni and xtra cheese
but at least you show you got something going on.

I'm sure you've cybered w/webcam every swinging dick on the site, so maybe someone can chime in if you're cute or not.
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I have more than boobs to show what ive got going on....I have brains and sense.and no i dont webcam with anyone...ask em....i havent showed them anything but the boobs.
 
Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?

A whole lotta guys countered with "maybe their pussies aren't too big.... maybe your dick is too small."

These words came from other men.... not me. How funny was that, Dave?

But thanks for clearing that up for me, keeter. ;)
 
And yes, you are 100% correct in your description of me.

Won't be photoshopping anything as I don't have any access to such equipment.

You say tomato, I say tomato...

But you still have a teenyweenypeeny. ;)
 
Werd said:
Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?
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I haven't read all of your posts, so I don't (didn't) know you consider yourself a milf. If you are a milf, then that explains your
inability to score, and your fantasy obsession with your ex.

Post up, you might not be that bad....I never said milf's weren't hot in a simple context (well, maybe I did, can't remember), but in my world, even though I may look at a milf, and say she is hot, I can't categorize her as hot (in my book) because she's a milf, and
wouldn't be as much fun in bed. I like girls to ride my face, and I've had nightmares of being smothered by a milf's saggy coober.
 
SoKlueles said:
can you say Owned?:)
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Listen girl, don't get on here defending Werd, she admitted I nailed her to a "t". Saggy B cup, acne scarring, flat butt, no gym membership. Some guys like girls like that. There's a Screech for every milf out there.

Last time I saw Screech though, he was pumping iron, so I may have to substitue someone for him.

After you scan and email me a copy of your STD test showing your infection free (which I doubt), and clean that mess up in your panties, I will get my tetanus shot, run an IV of antibiotics (as a safety measure) and come up to your holler and see ya.
 
Werd said:
Really? Weren't you the one that was crying about how all MILF's pussies were too stretched out for you?

A whole lotta guys countered with "maybe their pussies aren't too big.... maybe your dick is too small."

These words came from other men.... not me. How funny was that, Dave?

But thanks for clearing that up for me, keeter. ;)
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Werd, what are you talking about here? I'm not sure because I was the one who started the thread about MILFS. Actually it was women with children in the gym. I said they were hot, and it did'nt bother me if they had stretched out pussies because I was more than man enough to fill them! A little touchy are we when someone says something funny about you arn't we?
 
Oh dear Keeter.....you have some problems, besides needing a rabies shot...cuz you are foaming at the mouth from these avatars in here...
i think I have u pegged
you are 17 years old
You are a virgin
You are a gay virgin at that and very sexually frustrated.
Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.
 
dave smith said:
A little touchy are we when someone says something funny about you arn't we?
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I hate to defend Werd, believe me, but she has enough problems.
She was really making fun of me Dave, because I guess some guys and/or girls (if a milf can be called a girl, more like old lady)
were saying that I didn't want to screw a milf because my penis was too small, and I said someone's dick must be the size of a firelog to fill it.
 
SoKlueles said:
Oh dear Keeter.....you have some problems, besides needing a rabies shot...cuz you are foaming at the mouth from these avatars in here...
i think I have u pegged
you are 17 years old
You are a virgin
You are a gay virgin at that and very sexually frustrated.
Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.
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a) i'm a lefty
b) because i don't want to suck milf pussy doesn't make me gay
c) you milf's need all the foam you can get, because your all dried out probably
 
wtf does it have to do with you being a lefty???
and you said suck instead of lick pussy....that is kind of....gay
If i get dried up there is always astroglide:)
 
Keeter, I feel some sexual tension between you and soklueles. Do you care to elaborate? Either way, it makes some dam great entertainment!
 
SoKlueles said:
wtf does it have to do with you being a lefty???
and you said suck instead of lick pussy....that is kind of....gay
If i get dried up there is always astroglide:)
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Astroglide is great stuff! I dont care how wet you are, great stuff!
 
SoKlueles said:

Dont take it out on us because your right hand is your best friend.
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again, for the geriatric So-K, i'm a lefty.

if you remember back when you were young and hot, you probably had your pussy sucked (because it was tight and cute).
now it's probably like a big oversized softball glove, it just smothers your victim, he doesn't have a chance to lick or suck, just survive.

me gay, you want to lick gymgurls ass.
 
who doesnt want to lick gymgurls ass? geez....
and yes my victims have to tie a 2x4 to them so they dont fall in but that is besides the point....yes dave astroglide rocks:)
 
I'm honest bro, I already told So-K, if I could go back in time to 1979, I'd do her, when she was hot, and her muff was lickable.
 
SoKlueles said:
who doesnt want to lick gymgurls ass? geez....
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she's chimed in on our milf threads, she's a milf

milf = no ass licking or pussy sucking, so Keeter© doesn't !
 
Why does Werd disappear when we are talking about her?

Werd, stop playing with your muff and join in.
 
If you were ever with a milf You would'nt toss the salad? The pussie might get looser, but the ass gets tighter! Especially those who work out.
 
dave smith said:
I here you keeter, you and me have different views on milfs and thats cool. Leaves them for me:p
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no prob bro, hey, i know some of them are hot, i don't deny it. It's kind of like seeing that old car you like from the 60's, sitting in a
junkyard somewhere...you can only imagine how it was when it was like new, right?

i'll hit milf country someday, i'm looking at about my mid 50's or so
and i'll let them playball
 
Keeters Coober™ said:



no prob bro, hey, i know some of them are hot, i don't deny it. It's kind of like seeing that old car you like from the 60's, sitting in a
junkyard somewhere...you can only imagine how it was when it was like new, right?

i'll hit milf country someday, i'm looking at about my mid 50's or so
and i'll let them playball
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You will have to come around by then. It gets to be slim pickens at that age!
 
dave smith said:
I think you may have scorned her enough to do that. Or hang herself.
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Nah, Werd's my girl bro, she's prolly just dolling herself to take a digipic and pm me with it.

:D
 
Seems like EF has turned into a fag haven while I was exiled. I pretty much just stick in here, at least I figure about 1/2 the people are straight.
 
There going at it tooth and nail. Funny shit. What happend to the ladie's? Uh, this is getting to gay. I'm off to find ladies!
 
dave smith said:
Werd, what are you talking about here? I'm not sure because I was the one who started the thread about MILFS. Actually it was women with children in the gym. I said they were hot, and it did'nt bother me if they had stretched out pussies because I was more than man enough to fill them! A little touchy are we when someone says something funny about you arn't we?
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touchy? Where did that come from?

You did not read one male response to keeter questioning the size of his penis? Riiiiiiiiiiiiigggght. ;)

I never represented myself as a milf... would have to have children to do that.

Why would I go to best buy for a digicam? You've already admitted to having a small penis. I don't need a pic for proof.

And yes, you nailed me. I am butt ugly.

Ask Romo. But then again, he is a slut. He'll say anything to get some saggy average pathetic desperate lawnmower repairin man meat!
 
Keeter, funny stuff.

I agree that alot of people seem to think they are something special (especially on the net) when in fact they are average at BEST.

I don't know anything about werd, and I actually thought she was a guy before. Put your gender to "F" to avoid confusion.
 
Yup... I am average at best.

Got no digi cam, scanner doesn't work.

Actually, I am so incredibly ugly that I am a virgin. :supercool
 
Werd said:
Yup... I am average at best.

Got no digi cam, scanner doesn't work.

Actually, I am so incredibly ugly that I am a virgin. :supercool
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Gee, that sucks. And here I thought I was going to get a free ride on the lawnmower.
 
Keeters Coober™ said:
so you're not a milf?
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One would have to have children in order to be considered a MILF, no?

And Romo, if you are lucky enough to get a ride on my lawnmower it will cost you... :evil:
 
Werd said:
Yup...

Got no digi cam, scanner doesn't work.
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Werd, I had to take the digital camera from work and take a cheesy mirror in the bathroom picture. You just need to try a little harder ;)
 
Romo, thats a great quote from army of darkness in your sig. I had one to but it must have got wiped out. I'm gonna see if I can put it back up.
 
dave smith said:
Romo, thats a great quote from army of darkness in your sig. I had one to but it must have got wiped out. I'm gonna see if I can put it back up.
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Dave, I saw yours the other day and forgot to comment on it. I love that movie. Anya on the other hand doesn't like the movie. :)

And I think you have to be a Platinum Member to post a signature now with the new boards.
 
Romo17 said:
Yea, she cuts a wicked lawn. But the best is when she breaks out the weed wacker.
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You know me too well. :evil:

And sorry, but "borrow" the company digi cam? You must be joking. Nope, I don't gotta try nuthin. I've already told you all. I am some 500# bald dude named Carl - repairs lawnmowers n' shit. :verygood:
 
jubei said:
Keeter, funny stuff.

I agree that alot of people seem to think they are something special (especially on the net) when in fact they are average at BEST.
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Just caught this post bro, you know it's funny because Triple V (I don't know if you remember her), but she decided to get into it with me one day because I was bitching because no chick on Elite can post a pic of their ass
without their high heels on or bending over, so it smooths out all the cottage cheese.

Well the little scamming ho hit the roof, got me banned, and so it stands. But
to this day, at least what I've seen, only Raina & Bikinihoe posted pics of their asses in a normal fashion and looked good.

I just laugh at the worshipping of "6's" that go on here, and every other board. I've worked in plenty of strip clubs in my day, so I'm use to it. Most strippers are nothing special, but think they are 10's, because guys with no life fawn over them all night long.
 
Keeters Coober™ said:
I just laugh at the worshipping of "6's" that go on here, and every other board.
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If it's got two leg's,warm,and female guy's are going to go after it. How do you think all them Biggin's are having kids all the time. Hell, they go to the toilet and just shit them out without even knowing.
 
Keeters Coober™ said:
Just caught this post bro, you know it's funny because Triple V (I don't know if you remember her), but she decided to get into it with me one day because I was bitching because no chick on Elite can post a pic of their ass
without their high heels on or bending over, so it smooths out all the cottage cheese.

Well the little scamming ho hit the roof, got me banned, and so it stands. But
to this day, at least what I've seen, only Raina & Bikinihoe posted pics of their asses in a normal fashion and looked good.

I just laugh at the worshipping of "6's" that go on here, and every other board. I've worked in plenty of strip clubs in my day, so I'm use to it. Most strippers are nothing special, but think they are 10's, because guys with no life fawn over them all night long.
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Just curious, since you seem to be some sort of self-proclaimed judge of what is and is not appealing.

You ever post a pic of your fine self?
 
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Come on werd. You said I must be joking about the work digi cam. I have no shame, and judging by the bathroom mirror pic I should! :)
 
Werd said:
Just curious, since you seem to be some sort of self-proclaimed judge of what is and is not appealing.

You ever post a pic of your fine self?
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No, but I've sent pics to those that asked.

It doesn't matter if I am a 2 or a 10, but I am still a fair handed judge. I just got tired of people saying they had such awesome asses, when they were bent over or standing on their tippy toes. I just called b/s. If a girl has a nice
ass (like Raina or Bikinihoe), they will snap a pic of it, they don't have to smooth it out.

I'll just say this, that scamming fat hoe bag Triple V freaked, so I obviously hit
a chord, and was banned within an hour.
 
dave smith said:
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Come on werd. You said I must be joking about the work digi cam. I have no shame, and judging by the bathroom mirror pic I should! :)
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No I realized you were serious but I won't go to those lengths... sorry. LOL

And no, you don't need to feel shame from what I see. However, can't see your face or your wheels soooooooo. I'm a total package kinda girl myself. (And I realize why you can't show your face).

Keeter - feel free to email me pics at [email protected]
 
Werd, ya i know the pic does'nt show all.Leg's are proportionate to the rest of my body. My face is one that only a mother can love! I love milfs :p
 
dave smith said:
If it's got two leg's,warm,and female guy's are going to go after it. How do you think all them Biggin's are having kids all the time. Hell, they go to the toilet and just shit them out without even knowing.
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So true bro, I remember one time, I went to pick up a guy friend at work, and he was talking to some overweight skank (cute face, but 30# overweight), I said, dude, I hope you ain't trying to hit that. He said, hell ya, I'm a guy, I don't give a shit......I still kept my standards though.
 
dave smith said:
Werd, ya i know the pic does'nt show all.Leg's are proportionate to the rest of my body. My face is one that only a mother can love! I love milfs :p
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LOL - Sorry, got no kids. I am glad that you are into 500# bald gender-confused hillbillies though! ;)
 
no offense, but why would a girl have an email "massivepecs"

it's probably a gay friend of yours email, so he can whack off to me
 
Keeters Coober™ said:
Considering you are usually rude and disrespectul to me (ok, I'm looking in the mirror), why would you want to see a pic of me?
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Because she's horny and needs some bedroom material.
 
Romo17 said:
Because she's horny and needs some bedroom material.
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I have to be rude or disrespectful. I have only restated things that you have stated. :)

You have proclaimed yourself a judge of "hotness" of women.

I am only claiming that same right.

Wasn't it you who called me out on this thread? You also stated that you have emailed pics to those who have asked in the past.

So all I am saying is.... what is good for the goose... ;)

And what does my email addy have to do with anything?
 
Werd said:
You know me too well. :evil:

An I've already told you all. I am some 500# bald dude named Carl - repairs lawnmowers n' shit. :verygood:
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Keeter, she's admitting to be a dude. Like slingblade.I think romo is right, maybe just horny. :rainbow:
 
Werd said:
You also stated that you have emailed pics to those who have asked in the past.
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Yes I have

Werd said:
So all I am saying is.... what is good for the goose... ;)
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Ok so what about the gander?

Werd said:
And what does my email addy have to do with anything?
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Why would a girl have an email massivepecs?
 
Massive Pecs as an email addy? YOU ARE A MAN! No doubt in my mind.
 
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