weird sexual shit that happens on doors of nightclubs. to me. omg.

[fogg88]

Wait... I thought you were a pharmacist. What happened to that?

 

[caligirl]

i finished 4 years ago

i re entered

lol "re entered"

hi5555555555555555555555555555555555555555

tonight was mad, picked a girl up on my shoulders, slid her down mu shouder and flak...made out...hi555555555555555555555555555 FUCK YEEAAAHHHHHHH my life rocks going out now too hi 555555555555555555555555555

(i know you all hate me, but...hi5555555555555555555555555555555555!!!)

lmao.. cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy

sorry man cant help it.

 

[borris]

its like cool bruh, your like what 28 or so tryin to pick up teeny boppers at the club and coming onto a fitness forum to tell everyone on almost every post you make..... no offence but regardless of the thread topic your posts always somehow comes back with u tellin a story about taking some 17 yo virginity (or around that boarder)

lol


any dude that pulls real women on a regular basis doesn't go on his day to flaunt it around to people because the shit is nothing to him.... its like smoking cigarettes, wow your cool you smoked your first cigarette dog, now are you gunna run and tell everyone about every cigarette you smoked after that?




no hate, but there is a life outside trying to pull teeny boppers 24/7..... but ehhhh I guess its a "thrill" for some dudes to get E-grip from peeps online

 

[caligirl]

any dude that pulls real women on a regular basis doesn't go on his day to flaunt it around to people because the shit is nothing to him.... its like smoking cigarettes, wow your cool you smoked your first cigarette dog, now are you gunna run and tell everyone about every cigarette you smoked after that?

I like you gd, but this is a great analogy and it's freakin hilarious.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its like cool bruh, your like what 28 or so tryin to pick up teeny boppers at the club and coming onto a fitness forum to tell everyone on almost every post you make..... no offence but regardless of the thread topic your posts always somehow comes back with u tellin a story about taking some 17 yo virginity (or around that boarder)

lol

any dude that pulls real women on a regular basis doesn't go on his day to flaunt it around to people because the shit is nothing to him.... its like smoking cigarettes, wow your cool you smoked your first cigarette dog, now are you gunna run and tell everyone about every cigarette you smoked after that?

no hate, but there is a life outside trying to pull teeny boppers 24/7..... but ehhhh I guess its a "thrill" for some dudes to get E-grip from peeps online

borris i cant fault any of your logic. what you said is perfectly true.

the thing is though, that im a late bloomer. and like lots of late bloomers, i get kinda enthusiastic about stuff. like you know those people that discover pills at age 35 and never stop being enthusiastic about it.

hell, the day i stop being enthusiastic about having sex with really hot chicks is the day i hope i spontaneously self combust or something

oh and as for guys "pulling real women regularly"...LOL dude im not really a counter but i read the seduction blogs written by the "worlds best" and the numbers they pull are fairly...normal. and these guys are supposedly the biggest sluts in the world. - like calveless said...its just so ridiculous, you have to live it to really understand

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lmao.. cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy

sorry man cant help it.

hi555555555555555 LOL

the cheesiest, gayest shit works to pick girls up though. the exaggerated wink, the cheesy hi5, doing a thumb war in a bar, the little twirl at the end and then youre kissing some girl - then you say in the gayest goofiest fucking Ken Doll voice "omg, lets, like, have sex!" and the girl is like "okay!" and you do, then you just want to slap the shit out of yourself for wasting the past 10 years of your life being 'mature' when being a little kid is heaps more fun

this next bit is for CALVELESS ONLY:

so i was dancing in this tent with 1000 other people swapping hats, flowery necklaces, visors, big sunglasses etc 85 times with randoms (LOL) and i bump into one of my exes, so im like "eeeeeeyyyyyyy you cant dance for shiiiiit" and whip out my camera to take some video, and the cheeky bitch decides that an awesome dance move is to flash her boobs (lol) and her friends think that her dance move is so awesome that they should copy it...so before you know it, im there with my camera while these idiots dance like psychos on meth (which they were probably on) flashing their boobs and shaking their asses while i film away in my massive sombrero and oversized 80s sunglasses (where did those go? dammit i thought i scored )

life has definitely improved lol

 

[borris]

biggest sluts in the world. - like calveless said...its just so ridiculous, you have to live it to really understand

Just trust my word when I say this homie, NONE of these sex brogadas you have told compare to the shit I used to see on a daily basis.... U think its raw that some bops are skeezin over some VIP passes?? U ever seen what sum skittle fiends will do for some yola? This is the only reason I think its funny that you come on here with the same mack city soap opera's when there really isn't anything to unbelievable about your events outside of a horny kid that is a bitch boi at sum night club.



The day you come in here with dozens of homevids of you having threeways with two well known pornstars blowing balloons of heron of your 8 pack will be the day I give you props for originality

 

[GoldenDelicious]

not trying to be original or compare video collections, mate here to have a laugh as usual.

i dont mix with the drug set on purpose. i know what happens. ive seen vids that some of my sleazier associates make, wtih whole rooms of people (high end models) doing double and triple penetrations...but who wants to see hear or be a part of that shit

im not going for raw. anyone here that would prefer a thrashed out pron star off her tits on drugs over a twenty something swimsuit model high on dancing and the jokes you were throwing at her is fucking insane

you want to step up and chat to me about pickup or whatever, thats cool. maybe ill let you read my pickup blog and get to the sleaze and numbers, but please, dont come here and devalue the little fluffy bullshit i talk about by injecting stories about girls who are basically prostitutes.

you want those ones, you cook a bunch of meth, make some fun friends, and maybe buy a bar.

 

[billfred]

I'm curious, do guys ever think twice about sticking your dick into a TOTAL STRANGERS mouth? ?? who know what they might do? "oops honey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to nip you like that..!! it's just I have this nasty cold sore, and I think it just opened up again... all over your penis"

basically you're at the mercy of some random female.. dosent seem to safe to me

No

 

[binö]

like 99.999% of GD stories, they end with either:
a. gd getting zero tang
or
b. GD getting in a fight