weird sexual shit that happens on doors of nightclubs. to me. omg.

[borris]

does this guy always talk about the same shit in every post

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'm curious, do guys ever think twice about sticking your dick into a TOTAL STRANGERS mouth? ?? who know what they might do? "oops honey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to nip you like that..!! it's just I have this nasty cold sore, and I think it just opened up again... all over your penis"

basically you're at the mercy of some random female.. dosent seem to safe to me

what about the girl who doesnt think twice about putting her mouth on a total strangers dick?

 

[calveless wonder]

so im at the door, wearing a muscle shirt this time cos i already got my boss to love me with that bullshit euro guy fabio unbuttoned shit last week

and im in the VIP telling these idiots to get out and stop making my life hard and these 2 girls get into line, and im like..."why are you two in my line. you need to get out of my line."

and this chick, who is about 19? half indian looking? HOT AS HELL, like, about 8.5 out of 10 in that clean cut awesome fucking wow way is like "im great at giving head. lets go over there. im awesome at keeping my mouth shut. i mean...open"

i. was. fucking. horrified.

why are we talking about head? why are you trying to get me over there between parked cars? how did this happen? who said head? all i wanted was ID

so im like....i so want a blowjob, but...i cant do it if youre watching lol...i dont even fucking know you im shy...like, you have to be totally hot, AND you have to totally blow me on video for EF, but...somehow...you cant see my dick, and...this is so wrong...why dont you just pay 10 bucks you fucking nutjob wtf LOL

life is strange, with muscles, in nightclubs, and tight T shirts

yeah.

also sorry my threads are all about sex. i just think sex is hilarious. i mean, its pretty fucking ridiculous when you think about it - you put your weewee in her hooha and everyone makes funny faces and everyone makes suuuuch a big deal about it but relaly its such a non-event...but...fuck its funny lol

oh and a BIG SHOUTOUT TO EVENSTEVE, who needs a job in a bar byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

loooooooooooooooooooooool!

you fuckin crack me up dude.some girls are such sluts

 

[GoldenDelicious]

true, you only have to yell at a uni crowd and they start crying. as they say if you cant get laid in adelaide by some hot little stunner theres something wrong! big footy trip destination. nothing worst than smart arse uni cunts untill you put them in line.

yep yep and yep

...but my "are you guys part of a footy trip?" is the biggest trick question ever. these 4 goofballs from melbourne are like "Yeeaaahhh wweee aaare mate, fuck we're pissed!!!!!!" and im like "im glad you said that, cos i didnt like your shoes anyway" LOL

so did you get blowd or not

no. but i like that girl, for the rest of the night when all the guys are like "mate, how do we get to go into the VIP line?" im like "well, a girl offered to blow me. whatcha got?" and everyone is like WTF

then i wink at their girlfriends, and no one says anything LOL x100

Since when do you have muscles to wear a muscle shirt?

listen here Miss Man, take it easy on the fuckin hatorade.

also i lift more than your 1 rep max when i warm up, even taking into account power to weight ratio, and i dont care that your ratio goes to hell cos your adams apple weighs 5lbs

I'm curious, do guys ever think twice about sticking your dick into a TOTAL STRANGERS mouth? ?? who know what they might do? "oops honey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to nip you like that..!! it's just I have this nasty cold sore, and I think it just opened up again... all over your penis"

basically you're at the mercy of some random female.. dosent seem to safe to me

actually i do. im a huge prude with shit like that, unless im horribly drunk, in which case, no ones safe

does this guy always talk about the same shit in every post

listen here you fat bastard, not only do your shoes suck, but i dont like your attitude. this is a happy thread, im afraid you have to join the Assclown line, which leads...somewhere else

*chris rock voice* "SECURITY!!!!!!!!"

loooooooooooooooooooooool!

you fuckin crack me up dude.some girls are such sluts

dude shut up, it makes the sluts more skittish!!!! lol

oh. i forgot to mention. i got headjob girls number off the guestlist, im going to a music festive in about 10 minutes, and im going to call her. and, if it happens, im going to yell out caligirls name lol

bbyyyeeeeeeeeee

 

[jackangel]

does this guy always talk about the same shit in every post

purty much

 

[b0und]

Since when do you have muscles to wear a muscle shirt?

pwned!


b0und ( )

 

[caligirl]

what about the girl who doesnt think twice about putting her mouth on a total strangers dick?

I didn't think I would need to state the obvious

how u doin Z??

 

[swole]

GD are u in college?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

GD are u in college?

i finished 4 years ago

i re entered

lol "re entered"

hi5555555555555555555555555555555555555555

tonight was mad, picked a girl up on my shoulders, slid her down mu shouder and flak...made out...hi555555555555555555555555555 FUCK YEEAAAHHHHHHH my life rocks going out now too hi 555555555555555555555555555

(i know you all hate me, but...hi5555555555555555555555555555555555!!!)

 

[calveless wonder]

i think you have to live that in the moment to appreciate it

GD's stories are as funny as fuck because if you've seen something happen or similar, you know how ridiculous it is