weird sexual shit that happens on doors of nightclubs. to me. omg.

[Cal_21]

You'd have to wait for one of smaller Sunday pool parties.

Wildfyre doesn't allow females.

Patience is a virtue

 

[slat1]

One of the clubs I worked at everyone banged girls in the basement bathroom.
On some nights there was a line! LOL
One night one guy got black out drunk while bouncing. Didn't remember anything but woke up in his car at 5am.
The next night the owner and manager said "we caught that all on video" The bouncer asked what.
They told him the new security cams in the back parking lot caught him having a three way with two girls on the hood of the owners car.
The guy didn't remember it.
The owner looked at him and said "don't worry I am not mad. They were horrible. That is punishment enough"
Then they asked if he wanted to watch the tape!
No way. Who wants to see themselves bone two ugly chicks!! LOL

 

[jnevin]

One of the clubs I worked at everyone banged girls in the basement bathroom.
On some nights there was a line! LOL
One night one guy got black out drunk while bouncing. Didn't remember anything but woke up in his car at 5am.
The next night the owner and manager said "we caught that all on video" The bouncer asked what.
They told him the new security cams in the back parking lot caught him having a three way with two girls on the hood of the owners car.
The guy didn't remember it.
The owner looked at him and said "don't worry I am not mad. They were horrible. That is punishment enough"
Then they asked if he wanted to watch the tape!
No way. Who wants to see themselves bone two ugly chicks!! LOL

LMAO

That's great.

 

[KillahBee]

One of the clubs I worked at everyone banged girls in the basement bathroom.
On some nights there was a line! LOL
One night one guy got black out drunk while bouncing. Didn't remember anything but woke up in his car at 5am.
The next night the owner and manager said "we caught that all on video" The bouncer asked what.
They told him the new security cams in the back parking lot caught him having a three way with two girls on the hood of the owners car.
The guy didn't remember it.
The owner looked at him and said "don't worry I am not mad. They were horrible. That is punishment enough"
Then they asked if he wanted to watch the tape!
No way. Who wants to see themselves bone two ugly chicks!! LOL

This is why I have no mirrors in my bedroom

 

[slat1]

This is why I have no mirrors in my bedroom

Mine are like car passenge mirrors. They say "objects in mirror may be larger then they appear"

 

[calveless wonder]

Just trust my word when I say this homie, NONE of these sex brogadas you have told compare to the shit I used to see on a daily basis.... U think its raw that some bops are skeezin over some VIP passes?? U ever seen what sum skittle fiends will do for some yola? This is the only reason I think its funny that you come on here with the same mack city soap opera's when there really isn't anything to unbelievable about your events outside of a horny kid that is a bitch boi at sum night club.



The day you come in here with dozens of homevids of you having threeways with two well known pornstars blowing balloons of heron of your 8 pack will be the day I give you props for originality

lol @ daily basis. yeah, let me check mark cleveland as one of the "craziest" party cities in the world. do they even have real clubs up there? I love people that think they're such hot shit in bumblefuck but when they come to a real city like new york, miami or LA they're so intimidated because they know they're not shit outside of their little bubble.

I think you're a cool dude for the most part, but you can smell it from a mile away you're definetely one of those people who has one-up syndrome.

let the guy have his day...

 

[borris]

First off kiddo, who's runnin around with sex stories in this thread? LOL
Second off, since when did I ever say I grew up partying in Cleveland? LOL

One up syndrome???

Miami wow!! New York whoaaa!!! LOL How bout working as a club bartender and manager at a Big Ten college the last 6 years of my life which has a registration of over 30,000 girls in a 2 mile radius aging from the ranges 18-24....but lets not get this back to me because i'm not the one trying to catch dap here for scoring a hummer in a stall because some broad wanted a free half of yo and a round of drinks

point I was trying to make is that i'm trying to figure out the speciality of everyone of his same stories when obviously anyone that works nights at club and is halfway decent looking knows this is nothin knew

weird sexual shit that happens on doors of nightclubs. to me. omg.

Whooaaaaa bro, great story pimpin!!!

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I give u mad propz homie, man I wish I was you!!!





there u go, now walk it out.....

 

[Nathan]

Aaaaahhh the bar scene.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

First off kiddo, who's runnin around with sex stories in this thread? LOL
Second off, since when did I ever say I grew up partying in Cleveland? LOL

One up syndrome???

Miami wow!! New York whoaaa!!! LOL How bout working as a club bartender and manager at a Big Ten college the last 6 years of my life which has a registration of over 30,000 girls in a 2 mile radius aging from the ranges 18-24....but lets not get this back to me because i'm not the one trying to catch dap here for scoring a hummer in a stall because some broad wanted a free half of yo and a round of drinks

point I was trying to make is that i'm trying to figure out the speciality of everyone of his same stories when obviously anyone that works nights at club and is halfway decent looking knows this is nothin knew





Whooaaaaa bro, great story pimpin!!!

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I give u mad propz homie, man I wish I was you!!!

there u go, now walk it out.....

borris you can get fucked, seriously. I jump on EF and do something called "take the piss" which is basically telling a mildly amusing story and making an amusing thread for shits and giggles cos im bored. I have a history of telling totally crap stories on EF and if youd been around longer, youd understand that it was very tongue in cheek and a way to poke fun. do a search and behold many tales of me either getting into a brawl over nothing and having a cry, getting totally snaked and losing the girl and having a cry, just talking random bullshit and having a cry - whatever.

i dont write my crap for props. the real powersluts in here are people like AAP, who has dont more shit on a wednesday night than any 3 of us mere heteros have done in all our saturdays combined, old grump in eastern europe, slat working door at strippys for years - guys like that.

also if you read my stories carefully they never every talk about me getting laid. theyre always about me NOT getting laid.

im just a random guy. i only recently started doorwork, which i find hilarious, cos for years i couldnt stand doorstaff and find the "social privelidges" theyre so covetous of to be a load of shit. funny though. lots of barstaff get girls because of social proof and all that, and the way it usually goes is taht if you take them out of their element, they suck shit at getting girls.

im really happy that youve had a lot of sex. its good that you did all this stuff met a bunch of people and had a blast. awesome. im not competing. im having fun. do me a favour and get the flavour of what im writing before you try to ridicule me or whatever, because it kills the fun in a thread, and youre jumping down the throat of a usually amusing guy for nothing.

that being said im ultra confident when it comes to picking up chicks as a normal random guy, not working on venue, where shit is in your favour. im nobody. i dont know anyone. i dont know any girls to hang off me and make me look good. i cant use any insider angles. just a random schmuck with nothing but a smart mouth making his way through the club circuit.

..but the other weekend i picked up and sexed 5 new ones. i stopped because i was tired, and couldnt be arsed finding more girls, and also, cos i think fucking 5 girls in a weekend is a bit scandalous, commodifies sex and makes you go a bit strange.

if i wanted props...i wouldnt have chatted about random girls offering head in idiot situations. i wouldve taken out my camera and posted up some vids. my non-sex is up for anyone to laugh at. my actual sex is between me, and her, and people dont really get to find out about that unless im teaching someone.

AAP: my fucker friends have caught onto the fact that i dont like threesomes and keep upping the stakes, cos they think its funny. these days i only get offered mixed 6somes.

what a load of shit thread this turned out to be

 

[borris]

listen bruh, I aint gunna read that essay, all i'm saying is alot of the shit that you post up is repetitive



no hate