weird sexual shit that happens on doors of nightclubs. to me. omg.

[GoldenDelicious]

so im at the door, wearing a muscle shirt this time cos i already got my boss to love me with that bullshit euro guy fabio unbuttoned shit last week

and im in the VIP telling these idiots to get out and stop making my life hard and these 2 girls get into line, and im like..."why are you two in my line. you need to get out of my line."

and this chick, who is about 19? half indian looking? HOT AS HELL, like, about 8.5 out of 10 in that clean cut awesome fucking wow way is like "im great at giving head. lets go over there. im awesome at keeping my mouth shut. i mean...open"

i. was. fucking. horrified.

why are we talking about head? why are you trying to get me over there between parked cars? how did this happen? who said head? all i wanted was ID

so im like....i so want a blowjob, but...i cant do it if youre watching lol...i dont even fucking know you im shy...like, you have to be totally hot, AND you have to totally blow me on video for EF, but...somehow...you cant see my dick, and...this is so wrong...why dont you just pay 10 bucks you fucking nutjob wtf LOL

life is strange, with muscles, in nightclubs, and tight T shirts

yeah.

also sorry my threads are all about sex. i just think sex is hilarious. i mean, its pretty fucking ridiculous when you think about it - you put your weewee in her hooha and everyone makes funny faces and everyone makes suuuuch a big deal about it but relaly its such a non-event...but...fuck its funny lol

oh and a BIG SHOUTOUT TO EVENSTEVE, who needs a job in a bar byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[xrsist]

where do you bounce bro?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

where do you bounce bro?

bounce? LOL im the doorbitch if i want someone thrown out im like "ahem. security. guy with the popped colalr on the left - throw that idiot in front of a car"

then security jumps in (we have the goofiest security EVER) and start talking to the guy, then im like "i should have just hit him, this is embarrassing"

still. life is good. im learning new stuff, this could turn into a serious $$$ making thing (im learning nightlife from top to bottom from a crew of guys who love me that badly that theyve already offered to include me in 3somes with their partners, so fucking wrong, so its a given that inclusion in business is happening and has been broached) and theres slutty hot young things everywhere

how can this be bad? hi5555555555555555555555555555555 lol

 

[xrsist]

how long you been in adelaide for? sounds like you need to tell your security to harden up a bit

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lived in A town for a few years while studying, but lately, almost a year

security are a gang of goofs working at a place that was made very hot by a crew of guys who know what theyre doing in terms of music/attracting the right crowd, so its all these middle aged idiot types that all of a sudden have the hottest college crowd in the city, and dont know what theyre doing. theyre up for replacement, bigtime. 40 year old balding guys hitting on 18 year old stunners in a really sleazy way just isnt happening, im embarrassed for you and im standing 20m away.

and they dont have to harden up. no one fights. i raise my voice and people scurry away, and im not the scariest looking guy (im smiling most of the time. if i hit someone then fine, be concerned, but i havnt brawled in months and have no plans to)

shame tho. i want a few to take a beating, just on principle

 

[xrsist]

true, you only have to yell at a uni crowd and they start crying. as they say if you cant get laid in adelaide by some hot little stunner theres something wrong! big footy trip destination. nothing worst than smart arse uni cunts untill you put them in line.

 

[Sub-Zero]

so did you get blowd or not

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Since when do you have muscles to wear a muscle shirt?

 

[swole]

Since when do you have muscles to wear a muscle shirt?

stop being a jerk, abercrombie has a kids store

 

[caligirl]

so im at the door, wearing a muscle shirt this time cos i already got my boss to love me with that bullshit euro guy fabio unbuttoned shit last week

and im in the VIP telling these idiots to get out and stop making my life hard and these 2 girls get into line, and im like..."why are you two in my line. you need to get out of my line."

and this chick, who is about 19? half indian looking? HOT AS HELL, like, about 8.5 out of 10 in that clean cut awesome fucking wow way is like "im great at giving head. lets go over there. im awesome at keeping my mouth shut. i mean...open"

i. was. fucking. horrified.

why are we talking about head? why are you trying to get me over there between parked cars? how did this happen? who said head? all i wanted was ID

so im like....i so want a blowjob, but...i cant do it if youre watching lol...i dont even fucking know you im shy...like, you have to be totally hot, AND you have to totally blow me on video for EF, but...somehow...you cant see my dick, and...this is so wrong...why dont you just pay 10 bucks you fucking nutjob wtf LOL

life is strange, with muscles, in nightclubs, and tight T shirts

yeah.

also sorry my threads are all about sex. i just think sex is hilarious. i mean, its pretty fucking ridiculous when you think about it - you put your weewee in her hooha and everyone makes funny faces and everyone makes suuuuch a big deal about it but relaly its such a non-event...but...fuck its funny lol

oh and a BIG SHOUTOUT TO EVENSTEVE, who needs a job in a bar byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm curious, do guys ever think twice about sticking your dick into a TOTAL STRANGERS mouth? ?? who know what they might do? "oops honey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to nip you like that..!! it's just I have this nasty cold sore, and I think it just opened up again... all over your penis"

basically you're at the mercy of some random female.. dosent seem to safe to me