Um, Killah, I tried to cut your homemade protein bar recipe in half, as a test

[hamstershaver]

lol bran lives in a slum, check out the cabinet falling off

 

[Lestat]

bran made a poop thread?

band

 

[bran987]

What Ams The Recipe?

16oz ANPB
8 tbsp honey
6 scoops whey
1 cup oatmeal

mix the PB and honey into a bowl, then microwave for 80 seconds. add the rest and mix together. I added nuts, can add raisins or whatever. smooth into a 13x9 tray and elave for 20 mins. cut into bars, wrap em, and store in the fridge. done and done.

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[Lestat]

lol bran lives in a slum, check out the cabinet falling off

lol @ ghetto fabulus cabinents

 

[bran987]

lol bran lives in a slum, check out the cabinet falling off

I've tried fixing that thing 3 times, I'm not a great handyman. It falls back out within 2 days now. I need Gambino the carpenter to help

 

[bran987]

lol @ ghetto fabulus cabinents

hey I'm a poor student gimme a break

 

[Mr. dB]

Snappy's looking at you thinking "Don't expect me to eat that mess you made!"

 

[KillahBee]

Holy dog poop. Well, seeing as though a) you're the first retarded Persian EVER and b) I have since perfected the recipe with the help of Cheffy, here is a MUCH better version:

8oz ANPB
1/4 cup syrup
1/4 cup water
12-16 scoops of whey
2 cups oatmeal
Splenda
Cinnamon
(add instant coffee and nuts if you choose)

I just did these and they were perfect. When you are mixing it up it's going to seem like way too much oatmeal and protein powder at first, but it all mixes together very well. I have em in my fridge now. Yes, I know they look like turds but they taste good and most importantly, they keep.

 

[bran987]

what does 1/4 syrup & water mean?
I just wonder hwat I did wrong the first time, so I don't do it again

 

[hamstershaver]

Holy dog poop. Well, seeing as though a) you're the first retarded Persian EVER and b) I have since perfected the recipe with the help of Cheffy, here is a MUCH better version:

8oz ANPB
1/4 syrup
1/4 water
12-16 scoops of whey
2 cups oatmeal
Splenda
Cinnamon
(add instant coffee and nuts if you choose)

I just did these and they were perfect. When you are mixing it up it's going to seem like way too much oatmeal and protein powder at first, but it all mixes together very well. I have em in my fridge now. Yes, I know they look like turds but they taste good and most importantly, they keep.

you have very manly hands