tomorrow I'm getting my anus swabbed...

[StickFigure]

last time I had strep throat....no one swabbed my ass. I think your doc has an anal fixation

bwaaahaahaha!

 

[Cal_21]

I wonder if he will have my lie on my side for that or if he will pull my hair and have me on all 4's...lol.

*Boner*

 

[heatherrae]

Get it bleached while he's down there.

I'll hand him some clorox, a brilo pad and a hasmat (sp?) suit.

 

[heatherrae]

.........

 

[heatherrae]

I just discovered that this thread is actually the first listing in the unabridged e-dictionary for the entry "attention whore".

Wow they work fast.

 

[heatherrae]

wait u mean strep like the throat shit......u can get that in your butt and vagina?????? omg that would hurt

evidently there is a common strep virus that is different than strep throat which women can carry in their vagina and anus and not be aware of it. It can cause infections in newborns that can lead to blindness, deafness, death, etc. If you come up positive, they just give you antibiotics during labor that are 90% effective in protecting the bambino from getting it.

So, no matter what they have to do to my bum, I guess it is worth it.

Still, I like for someone to lick my bum before they molest it. It is one of my requirements...lol.

 

[Faizakafez]

Still, I like for someone to lick my bum before they molest it. It is one of my requirements...lol.

I'm in town tomorrow so...


just saying

 

[Smurfy]

I have to take a Strep B test which is a routine test during pregnancy. I read up on it and it said that the doctor "swabs the vagina and anus." UGH. I wonder if he is just going to run something over the outside of it or if he is going to stick something up my bum?

This is the epitome of TMI

 

[heatherrae]

I'm in town tomorrow so...


just saying

Woo hoo!

 

[heatherrae]

Dang, no other woman had a strep B test?