Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

[Bigsatan13]

I've never had the misfortune of owning a house with track lighting.

LMAO!!!!

What is the problem with track lighting? I just put a shit load of it in my living room to light up my pictures.

 

[AAP]

Your pictures?

3 things that should never be hung on walls....

1 - Velvet anything.
2 - Sofa Size artwork
3 - Photographs

 

[bwood]

A while back, someone else mentioned that gays never bring screaming kids to movies or restaurants...

Even though I'm straight, I would totally be down for patronizing an all-gay theatre or restaurant, just to get away from the fuckers who will spring $100 for a dinner, but are too cheap to spring $20 for a baby-sitter.

me!!!

dammit, it was me!!!

 

[AAP]

I still hate this shit too.

 

[rnch]

OF COURSE you do, AAP.

 

[tiger88]

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

u know i hate u but i miss u too

 

[obiwan9962]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

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technically right now i am str8 or 100% les lol
most times i am 51-50 str8-bi
but being in a commited relationship i am unisexual
uni = my gf


anywayssssssssssss
none of those things applied to me before
well except never seeing the inside of a tanning booth
i am naturally tannish-yellow
but in my native cultureS (chinese jamaican & irish) being of "high" colour is desirable
while i can fix a car, motorscooter, plumbing, electrical work, lay tiles and plaster walls i would never think of having anything pertaining to those subjects on my coffe table
currently on my coffee table is 3 of charlie trotters' gorgeous cookbooks ( i am :chef and serval pieces of japanese rakyu pottery

my gf is not my sex object while we enjoy immensely being with each other she is my best friend my staunches supporter and confident as i hope i am every day for her
and yes i do put down the seat every time but i did even before i met her
vodka ...lol ....my drink of choice i normally have several
righ now i have level, 3 olives, 42 below, absolut peach, belvedere, nemiroff and ketel 1 (oh by the way in canada we have over 100 kinds of vodkas)
polyester? does microfleece or underarmour count?
as for glory years....it was never high school i believe they are now and ahead of me
as for being terrified of you
lol
nothing terrifies me other than needles and assinine western doctors