Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

[rnch]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

you have described 98% of the peeps i have to face at the insane asylum everyday.

no wonder i hate going to work!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Silent Method]

"Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality.."
You're just upset because you want me but can never have me!

 

[WODIN]

I've never had the misfortune of owning a house with track lighting.

LMAO!!!!

 

[fogg88]

A while back, someone else mentioned that gays never bring screaming kids to movies or restaurants...

Even though I'm straight, I would totally be down for patronizing an all-gay theatre or restaurant, just to get away from the fuckers who will spring $100 for a dinner, but are too cheap to spring $20 for a baby-sitter.

 

[PatsFan34]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

 

[Alex Cross]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

PatsFan-

Thanks for the info bro!! So you know the hangover cures, eh?? I didn't know you LOVED THE COCK!! HAHAHA

Do those help for the Nausea??? That's usually my problem a lot more than the headache!!

A/C

 

[AAP]

If some of you banana lovers don't know hangover cures, you shouldn't be drinking!!!

Option 1: no matter how hungover and shitty you feel, if you get up and drink 2 or 3 beers ASAP, hangover instantly gone.

Option 2: pure oxygen. If you can get a couple inhalations of pure oxygen, you good to go instantly

Option 3: 4 excedrine and pedilite. take a little longer, but still does the trick!

Option 4: this one is a little complicated but if you got a nurse as a friend or and EMT type person, it shouldn't be a problem. Just have them hook you up to an IV, on that shit gets into you, you ready to go.

Ok, those are the tricks of the trade for hangovers, have fun folks and don't forget to tip your waitress!!!!

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

 

[Bullit]

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

 

[Alex Cross]

WTF is all this? Damn, this sounds too much like work.

Anal,

Youd better fess up the the hangover cure, or Im going to find an object so large and shove it up your ass- that you WONT ENJOY IT!! Can you fit small children up there???? hehehe

 

[AAP]

Well if your solution has anything to do with drinking, licking or the topical application of any male secretions then I don't want any part of it.

Wussy! You did all that while you were drunk....