Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

[Bigsatan13]

What's wrong with track lighting?

 

[bwood]

track lighting and a walmart futon...

but...no hemorrhoids...its worth it...

 

[AAP]

Where are the pics?

 

[JohnyJuice]

i hate having to deal with women. Some are cool, but most suck ass.

 

[thebabydoc]

... but most suck ass.

Could you give me their numbers?

 

[Alex Cross]

They can't cure a hangover.

Shit man, you can?? I'm straight but I want in on this!!!

A/C

 

[Bullit]

Ahem..... no STICKLY?????

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

Shit man, you can?? I'm straight but I want in on this!!!

A/C

Trade secret.

 

[curling]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

Is this post suppose to be a response to mine?

How would you know about the last one and more importantly why would you care?

 

[knight69]

johnnyjuice> please pass the penis