Things That Hack Me Off About Heterosexuality..

[AAP]

Track lighting.

Polyester clothes.

Lack of fashion sense.

They have seen the movie, but never read the book or done the musical.

They get worse looking at each high school reunion.

They refer to their teenage years and high school experiences as their "glory days". It is all down hill after graduation.

They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

Nine out of ten married men are terrified of me.

Back hair. Nuff said.

They attempt to sing in piano bars.

Their holiday cards suck.

They can't cure a hangover.

They never have seen the inside of a tanning salon.

Out of 40 different kinds of vodka available, they pick the wrong kind to make martinis with.

When sunbathing, they are a hideous sight.

Their best dinner accessory is a bottle opener.

Velvet art work.

"Sofa Sized" art work.

The Mechanic is NOT a coffee table book.

Straight women always object to being treated like a sex object.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[AAP]

lol

what a feeble laugh.

That hacks me off too.

 

[knight69]

I agree , even the word sounds BORING!!!!!!Heterosexuality is exclusive romantic or sexual desire for, or sexual activities with, persons of the opposite sex. It is overwhelmingly the most common sexual preference or orientation. Heterosexual behaviour (notably sexual intercourse) is responsible for the reproduction of most animal species, including humans.

Heterosexuality is colloquially referred to as being "straight", although that term can also mean anyone whose sexuality could be described as orthodox. For example, people who practice BDSM use the term to refer to anyone who does not.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

umm who cares if my belt doesn't match my shoes?

 

[AAP]

umm who cares if my belt doesn't match my shoes?

You want to catch a beat down on Christopher Street?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You want to catch a beat down on Christopher Street?

Absolutely. Where is Christopher Street?

 

[Manu]

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They think being called a "cheap slut" is an insult.

 

[knight69]

fistfullof steel did u know >riddle of steel>

These days of mid November find Riddle of Steel writing songs as fast as an 18 year old boy getting laid for the first time, ie: fast. Why you ask? Because on December 1st, we're heading back down to the Mousetrap Recording Studio, in Norman, Oklahoma to finish off our first ever, full length record. With Carl Amburn of Traindodge fame at the helm, the results so far have exceeded our most ludicrous of dreams, as some of you may have already heard from the few copies that were accidentally leaked into the public sector. Carl is a blessing from the gods of rock, and is not to be toyed with. Please wish us luck with the rest of our rock music documentation.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

fistfullof steel did u know >riddle of steel>

These days of mid November find Riddle of Steel writing songs as fast as an 18 year old boy getting laid for the first time, ie: fast. Why you ask? Because on December 1st, we're heading back down to the Mousetrap Recording Studio, in Norman, Oklahoma to finish off our first ever, full length record. With Carl Amburn of Traindodge fame at the helm, the results so far have exceeded our most ludicrous of dreams, as some of you may have already heard from the few copies that were accidentally leaked into the public sector. Carl is a blessing from the gods of rock, and is not to be toyed with. Please wish us luck with the rest of our rock music documentation.

What in the wide wide world sports are you talking about?