The Dirt on the Squirt

[heavy_duty]

It may not be piss but it's the same fucking thing as piss if you ask me.

I think it gives guys a big hard on because they believe they have conquered the young lady and "made her ejaculate" now the dood is king of the jungle LOL.

Look, its no fun when my kid pisses the bed and no fun if my wife does either LOL

in conclusion, I suggest you get your girl a fuggin "pull-up" or "depends"

 

[SpyWizard]

You bitches are sick in the head. There is nothing erotic about someone squirting out body fluids on your sheets/furniture/car seats/polar bear rug/track lighting (don't ask).

What do you do when that happens? Try to act pleased? "oooh look at you... was it good? did you get over excited?"

And you girls... what do you do when it happens? Try to act natural? Go "oopsie... I guess you turn me on too much" <-- typical female lying

Oh man... I so don't play that shit. Because :

#1 It ain't funny.
#2 By the time I get them in the bed I have already their cash out of their wallets and if they do that squirty squirt thing and I ain't lifted enough $$$ to pay the cleaning costs... their ass in trouble.

I'd be all like "Oh hell!! WTF?? Whoa. Whoa. WHOAAAAA!!!! Oh shit. Stop it. Make it stop. What the hell you doing? Here put your hand down there... catch that shit. Oh fuck where's a cork? Or a shot glass? Or a shoe. Yeah a shoe.. hang on let me get your shoe... oh fuck what a time for you to pick open toe shoes. Oh bitch look at that shit. What? What did you just say? Whoawhoawhoa... hang on a minute there. You've done this before? You like, knew this would happen? And. You. Did. It. Anyway??? oh hell no this bitch is dead.

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

i tried.. that's funny right there

 

[AAP]

Oh I was wondering when I'd be presented with an opportunity to pass this along

***(Obviously NOT work safe)***

http://www.youporn.com/watch/629

That bitch would so be dead.

I would have stopped, picked her up, walked over to the balcony and calmly tossed her ass off.

 

[musclemom]

Well, there we have it:

Guys squirting orgasm juice, fine, if you have to, but preferably deposit it SOMEWHERE.

Girls squirting orgasm juice, the concept is far more interesting than the reality, and if she really must then she better 1) Confirm the wallpaper is scrubbable and 2) puts down towels, that she herself plans on laundering, first.

 

[AAP]

But we don't squirt it on the damn ceiling like she did.

 

[musclemom]

But we don't squirt it on the damn ceiling like she did.

IMO she's got an unusual talent.

I doubt most people, men or women, could get that kind of distance, against gravity, even if they were peeing.

 

[Gymgurl]

hey darling you never told me you could do this.. you will have to show me next time! howv you been darl?

Only had one man who had me as hot as I have ever been ...make me...

 

[rnch]

upon reading the title of this thread i thought it was another thread about youngguns.

 

[the_clockwork]

AAP.. i've never experienced a squirt that powerful.. mine is just minor but enough to feel it.. wtf kind of horses r u banging?

 

[heavy_duty]

That video ranks up there in the top 2 or 3 I have ever seen on the internet.
Might even be better than the guy who shot himself in the police interrogation room.

Oh I was wondering when I'd be presented with an opportunity to pass this along

***(Obviously NOT work safe)***

http://www.youporn.com/watch/629