That girl in porn just called...

[canadianhitman]

I'd pass too....I couldn't handle being in the vicinity of another dude with a hard-on.

And if she wanted you to do a DP, that's just sick. There's a very thin wall between pussy and poop chute...you'd feel the other dude's cawk on the other side.

Know how I know this? The next time you're fingering a girl, slip another finger in her backdoor. You'll be able to feel your other finger...quite easily.

Avoid the geighness!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Hole....lol.....chute or shitter.

OMFG

I Pwned myself Twice in one freaking thread

Its so freaking time for bed.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

thats nasty, dont even think about it

 

[squatpuke]

Don't even think twice...one mistake is all it takes for your weiner to fall off.

What happened to the Gym Queen hottie, seemed like you guys were the real deal....did I miss a thread?

 

[Spanky11]

I wouldn't do it.

if you are sly - which you are - ask her to come around and bang you first. then never call her again.

she is nasty.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Know how I know this? The next time you're fingering a girl, slip another finger in her backdoor. You'll be able to feel your other finger...quite easily.

So if you poke your finger too hard, a chick could be pinching a loaf out of her cooter???? Ewwww.

.

 

[H_T_]

ya never know what could happen, like a nice scorching case of herpes or something. and nothing like hiding shit from your future wife............and or gf.

 

[Razorguns]

the judgemental types are funny here. There are SHITLOADS of women who are former porn stars or strippers or escorts, who got out of the biz, and now pretend to be all nice innocent sweet girls with simple pasts.

and a lot of guys are completely dumb about it and dating and fucking them having NO idea how many millions have gone before.

if you live in la, chances of this scenario are 1000x higher.

 

[HiDnGoD]

She's a dirty lil slut that IMO wants to see you bump the round ones with some strange dude......
bor....... run like you've never run before... or you'll end up with something up your shoot.
LOL

LMAO, bump the round ones.

 

[HS Lifter]

the judgemental types are funny here. There are SHITLOADS of women who are former porn stars or strippers or escorts, who got out of the biz, and now pretend to be all nice innocent sweet girls with simple pasts.

and a lot of guys are completely dumb about it and dating and fucking them having NO idea how many millions have gone before.

if you live in la, chances of this scenario are 1000x higher.

do you have to make a LA reference in every post? lol