Stripper FAQ Thread

[redshirt27se]

Can you even still get real MDMA? I stopped playing with such things several years ago cause more often then not it was mixed with special k or even worse tina.

I have no idea. I never really fucked with that scene, just didn't appeal to me.

 

[Smurfy]

iggy, Julius does not approve.

 

[chris302001]

Lol

 

[nimbus]

Can you even still get real MDMA? I stopped playing with such things several years ago cause more often then not it was mixed with special k or even worse tina.

yea a lot of people still sell pure mdma; i've only seen it as powder though. my good friend once thought it was yey, stuck his hand in, and gummed it. Nobody told him what he did, and he was rolling balls all night and was super confused about it. Def one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

 

[iggy]

great. speaking of luck....

my new car is totaled.

 

[calveless wonder]

Love ya Iggs, but you're far too young and gullible, these girls will eat you up and spit you out.

this...

and strippers have better things to do than party with 20-21 year olds

I hit my stripper banging prime at 24...and that's because i had money and looked older and was fairly jacked. oh, and i also act completely indifferent to them and usually had a bag of cocaine

^---that my friends, is the stripper formula

 

[Danielle Averill]

Iggy, all of the advice given to you is on point, lol. You need 1 of "3" things if you want to party with the strippers. (1) Money, (2) Coke or other goodies or (3) a gorgeous bi chick to use as bait. My advice is to go with number (3) it is the easiest route & will work. However, you need a VERY hot chick & not just a so-so hot chick. There is nothing a stripper loves more then to play with a hot bi girl. DISCLAIMER: And no, I'm not a stripper & was not ever, LOL! I used to live in Miami years ago & had some interesting friends to say the least. However, I will tell you a littlle story..

A few years ago I went with one of my X's to Tampa for the weekend to party. We primarily went to go clubbing in Ybor City, a nightclub & bar district. Those were the days where club/house, funky breaks, trance & bass were all mixed in. Think DJ Baby Ann the queen of funky breaks & bass. DJ Baby Ann was in town making an appearance & we went to see her. Well, YBOR City doesn't get fun until about almost 11:00 or later. We had a ton of time to kill before then. We did the whole dinner thing at a nice Italian restaurant & still had hours to kill. We didn''t know what to do & drove by Mons Venus, a famous strip club in Tampa & I said let's go in!!

He IRONICALLY didn't want to go in & said he would be bored & it was a waste of time. He didn't want to waste money in there & I said I'd blow some money, so he agreed to go in. I'm such a sport! We spent 2 1/2 hours in there & he came out with a huge complex! All the gorgeous girls flirted with me the entire night. It was so bad that he kept asking me to go. It was kind of pityful, looking back. The girls kept coming up to me, grinding on me, giving me free lap dances, grabbing me, trying to talk to me & asking me questions. They hung all over me the entire time & didn't even look at him. he was just about invisible & let me tell you something... My X was a gorgeous guy. He is 6 ft tall, dark hair, very built (looked like he took steroids but, didn't & had a beautiful chiseled jaw/face. He was half Italian & really hot & the girls could have cared less about him. The point I'm trying to make is.. get yourself a really pretty girl & have her flirt with them. I am sure you will take some of the strippers home, LOL! You need some nice bait!

 

[Lambruh]

Iggy, all of the advice given to you is on point, lol. You need 1 of "3" things if you want to party with the strippers. (1) Money, (2) Coke or other goodies or (3) a gorgeous bi chick to use as bait. My advice is to go with number (3) it is the easiest route & will work. However, you need a VERY hot chick & not just a so-so hot chick. There is nothing a stripper loves more then to play with a hot bi girl. DISCLAIMER: And no, I'm not a stripper & was not ever, LOL! I used to live in Miami years ago & had some interesting friends to say the least. However, I will tell you a littlle story..

A few years ago I went with one of my X's to Tampa for the weekend to party. We primarily went to go clubbing in Ybor City, a nightclub & bar district. Those were the days where club/house, funky breaks, trance & bass were all mixed in. Think DJ Baby Ann the queen of funky breaks & bass. DJ Baby Ann was in town making an appearance & we went to see her. Well, YBOR City doesn't get fun until about almost 11:00 or later. We had a ton of time to kill before then. We did the whole dinner thing at a nice Italian restaurant & still had hours to kill. We didn''t know what to do & drove by Mons Venus, a famous strip club in Tampa & I said let's go in!!

He IRONICALLY didn't want to go in & said he would be bored & it was a waste of time. He didn't want to waste money in there & I said I'd blow some money, so he agreed to go in. I'm such a sport! We spent 2 1/2 hours in there & he came out with a huge complex! All the gorgeous girls flirted with me the entire night. It was so bad that he kept asking me to go. It was kind of pityful, looking back. The girls kept coming up to me, grinding on me, giving me free lap dances, grabbing me, trying to talk to me & asking me questions. They hung all over me the entire time & didn't even look at him. he was just about invisible & let me tell you something... My X was a gorgeous guy. He is 6 ft tall, dark hair, very built (looked like he took steroids but, didn't & had a beautiful chiseled jaw/face. He was half Italian & really hot & the girls could have cared less about him. The point I'm trying to make is.. get yourself a really pretty girl & have her flirt with them. I am sure you will take some of the strippers home, LOL! You need some nice bait!

your boyfriend was Peter?

 

[Danielle Averill]

your boyfriend was Peter?

No, I have never dated a Peter. His name is Richie.

 

[iggy]

lol dani, last time i went thats exactly what happened. they attacked one of the girls we brought. made her strip down and taught her how to dance on the pole. lol