Stripper FAQ Thread

[iggy]

Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.

lol. i'm probably the only guy ever to "make" money at a stripclub as well. one time about 12 months back a few buddies and i went to the strip club. we killed a huge thing of sangria before. walked inside hammered. A bunch of old men were tipping the stripper on stage but she wasn't picking up the cash, or giving them the 20 second dances.

So out of fury, i sneakingly picked up the dollar bills and put them in my pocket leaving only one or two. i don't remember much of this but my buddy complained he ran out of money and told me the next day i pulled out over fifty ones and gave him some. Then i do remember there was an announcement that said, "whoever took the money in the tip jar could you please give it back".

The next morning i woke up and had about thirty some bucks in ones left. Thank god they didn't have a smart bouncer. (me being very drunk and outsmarting them).

only time i've ever took anything from anyone in my life.

and you didn't believe i could out-wit strippers puddles.

 

[miplank]

mitch, i'm not trying to lay the strippers. i'm trying to get the strippers to hook up with my female friends to make a show for everyone.

it almost did happen once. my buddy bought the girl a private dance with the stripper in the only condition that the stripper give the private dance to her in front of us. but the stripper ended up going to the back with her anyway....

lol, no I meant puddles was gonna give you the rejection hotline instead of his actual number.


pay attention.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, no I meant puddles was gonna give you the rejection hotline instead of his actual number.


pay attention.

poor iggy gets confused easy

 

[bakemeacookie]

Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.

unlss u walk in wit a really hot chick. then all the strippers will fight over each other to dance and molest her. Taken back many a strippers back home with bi girlfriends

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[canadianhitman]

they will all have 3 main stories....

1. cokehead
2. im doing this to pay for school and get my degree
3. im a single mother

so bring a bag of coke and dont listen to the 2 other bullshit stories and your good

This is bang-on.

If you have coke, you can have strippers.

 

[puddlemonkey]

This is bang-on.

If you have coke, you can have strippers.

or oxys. they like to crush them up.

 

[jackangel]

lol. i'm probably the only guy ever to "make" money at a stripclub as well. one time about 12 months back a few buddies and i went to the strip club. we killed a huge thing of sangria before. walked inside hammered. A bunch of old men were tipping the stripper on stage but she wasn't picking up the cash, or giving them the 20 second dances.

So out of fury, i sneakingly picked up the dollar bills and put them in my pocket leaving only one or two. i don't remember much of this but my buddy complained he ran out of money and told me the next day i pulled out over fifty ones and gave him some. Then i do remember there was an announcement that said, "whoever took the money in the tip jar could you please give it back".

The next morning i woke up and had about thirty some bucks in ones left. Thank god they didn't have a smart bouncer. (me being very drunk and outsmarting them).

only time i've ever took anything from anyone in my life.

and you didn't believe i could out-wit strippers puddles.

stealing dollar bills from strippers. great.

at first, i thought you might have been bragging again, but no one could possibly brag about this. i think.

 

[Lambruh]

when was the last time u ole 90's creeps went to the club, when Scores was still poppin? Bitj's don't fug with cola anymore, it's molly's and sunflowers

 

[musclemom]

So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.

Iggy, you're a sweet guy with just about the shittiest luck of ANYONE I've ever encountered. Seriously, I think you could go to a little kid's birthday party and get your pocket picked.

So listen well to the advice from the older, more experienced pervs on this board who are telling you this is not a good idea.

 

[Jon79]

Iggy, you're a sweet guy with just about the shittiest luck of ANYONE I've ever encountered. Seriously, I think you could go to a little kid's birthday party and get your pocket picked.

So listen well to the advice from the older, more experienced pervs on this board who are telling you this is not a good idea.

im swee too