Stripper FAQ Thread

[PICK3]

doing it for pure entertainment. i've never partied with strippers, plus the girls i'm going with want to.

DJ_UFO has a masters degree in striperology
where's he at?

bro, you should put a little more thought into your latest plan

just sayin'

 

[bakemeacookie]

So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.

That only works in the movies yo.

They'll only come back if u got blow, has a crush on your female friend, pay them or a famous rock star with a mansion.

c

 

[puddlemonkey]

plus puds, i have a keen eye for people stealing, if they tried it i would catch them. believe me, after the gins steal 2k from you, no one steals a penny.

They don't always do it right in front of you. I knew one that would go to guys houses, go into the bathroom to pee or whatever, leave the window cracked or put something to disengage the lock. She'd then come back the next day or a few days later with her boyfriend/pimp and rob you while you're not home. Oh, then she'd brag to her co-workers about the douches she ripped off the next day.

 

[miplank]

They don't always do it right in front of you. I knew one that would go to guys houses, go into the bathroom to pee or whatever, leave the window cracked or put something to disengage the lock. She'd then come back the next day or a few days later with her boyfriend/pimp and rob you while you're not home. Oh, then she'd brag to her co-workers about the douches she ripped off the next day.

puddles knows this, because he was the pimp giving the stippers a boost to crawl in through the bathroom window she previously left unlocked.

 

[iggy]

That only works in the movies yo.

They'll only come back if u got blow, has a crush on your female friend, pay them or a famous rock star with a mansion.

c

i'm banking on the second one then man. last time we took my friend we stayed after close and chilled with the strippers afterwards and the strippers were teaching her how to pole dance.

but strippers are probably like mitch
(not to be trusted)

 

[miplank]

lololoololololo

 

[iggy]

puddles, give me your number. i'll call you if i get into any situations

 

[miplank]

rejection hotline in 3...2...1

 

[iggy]

rejection hotline in 3...2...1

mitch, i'm not trying to lay the strippers. i'm trying to get the strippers to hook up with my female friends to make a show for everyone.

it almost did happen once. my buddy bought the girl a private dance with the stripper in the only condition that the stripper give the private dance to her in front of us. but the stripper ended up going to the back with her anyway....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?
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Paying them if you think there into it for any other reason then the money you got a lot to learn. Oh some of them like coke to so that might get them there but yeah money will every single time.