Stripper FAQ Thread

[Lambruh]

i know, pmunk surely ethered Ms. Temple on the one

 

[DJ_UFO]

So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.

Best way, Coke. Never fails.

 

[mustang_00]

strippers FTL!!! their more fun to hang out with at a club because they have to carry around the "attitude" IN the club. take a stripper out of the club and she's a fucking drag unless you're down to be around coke and all that shit!!

now get some college girls shit faced and they = what strippers = in a club!

 

[spongebob]

pills, coke or meth should do the trick.

 

[binö]

ouch pudds, so harsh.

and as soon as i was old enough to scour the webs i moved from strippers to hooors
much more fun

 

[jackangel]

lol at puds

 

[chris302001]

lol at puds

Lol +1

 

[puddlemonkey]

ouch pudds, so harsh.

She likes it rough.

 

[straitedge52]

Tie an 8 ball on a string...walk in the door swinging it over your head...walk around the stage and out the door. Turn around and pick the ones you want.

I don't know though...used to work at the clubs in 'Lauderdale in the '80s...been a while. We used to keep "bait" handy and called it "trolling for whores".

Just remember this...you don't pay a whore to stay...you pay her to leave.

 

[slat1]

Make them laugh and don't act like an idiot... no lying etc.
That is all it takes.