State police asked if I had "Kiddie Porn" in the car.

[SVT-TROY]

MI. State Police pulled me and three friends (2 girls and a guy) over the other day at 2:00 A.M. A black officer (BO) (mid 40's) at my window, a white officer (WO) (late 20's) on the passenger side. After they went through the normal questions, they ran the names then came back to the car and told me and my boy to get out (leaving the women in the car). They gave everyone a breathalizer and we all came up 0.00.


They let my friend get back into the car while the WO asked if he could search my vehicle. I told him no, he then got an attitude and said are you hiding something. I said no, I just don't want you searching my car. He asked if I wanted him to get drugs and guns off the street, I said "sure", he said "then why won't you let me search your car"? I said "because there are no guns or drugs in my car". He then wanted me to swear to God that there was no marijuana, guns, cocaine, or alcohol in the vehicle. He then said "is there any Kiddie Porn in the vehicle, I was like "WHAT", he asked again, I said "GOD NO". He kept me outside the car for what seemed like 30 min. I was freezing my ass off (it was 5 degrees F.) The BO came back to where we were and the WO said "can you believe this guy won't let us search his vehicle, but he wants us to do our job"? The BO shook his head in disbelief. The WO then asked one last time "are you going to let us search your vehicle"? I said "what if I keep saying no"? He then told me to get back in the car, they handed out the I.D.'s and told us to be on our way. Sometimes I wonder about the mentality of police. I don't know about the other states, but our state police are A-holes. BTW, he had no reason for pulling me over.

 

[manny78]

He needed to feed his addiction.

 

[jnevin]

The Utah Highway Patrol pulls that shit if you're in southern Utah. A lot of drugs come up from there, but WTF? There's nothing about my car or appearance that would make anyone have a reason to search my car. They had the dogs sniffing my friend's gas tank last year saying they followed him from one gas station to another and he filled up too fast. It was a new car and he was trying to see what kind of mileage it got. Assholes.

 

[BileStew]

Did you tell them "No, I only have beatiality porn in my possesion"?

 

[wootoom]

the police needed it really bad

 

[Razorguns]

it varies. in some states, they can make u wait while a k9 unit comes on it's way to sniff for drugs. or they can stare in with a flashlight from outside and if they notice "anything" suspicious -- they have the right to search it.

but in most cases when u know u have nothing -- most people just say "search it, and let me on my way". which is why even though they porbably knew u had nothing, were wondering why you were still being a hard-ass about it.

 

[SVT-TROY]

it varies. in some states, they can make u wait while a k9 unit comes on it's way to sniff for drugs. or they can stare in with a flashlight from outside and if they notice "anything" suspicious -- they have the right to search it.

but in most cases when u know u have nothing -- most people just say "search it, and let me on my way". which is why even though they porbably knew u had nothing, were wondering why you were still being a hard-ass about it.

That's the thing that really sucks. I was in an Explorer (my winter car). The Stang is in the garage. If they wanted to, they could lie and say they smelled bud, then have Officer Mutt scratch the shit out of my car looking for something that's not there. Could I claim that on my insurance, probably not. Police need to realize that not everyone does drugs.

 

[SVT-TROY]

He needed to feed his addiction.

That's what my boy said. I guess that damn kiddie porn will do it to ya.

 

[H_T_]

^^^ believe that.

 

[SVT-TROY]

The Utah Highway Patrol pulls that shit if you're in southern Utah. A lot of drugs come up from there, but WTF? There's nothing about my car or appearance that would make anyone have a reason to search my car. They had the dogs sniffing my friend's gas tank last year saying they followed him from one gas station to another and he filled up too fast. It was a new car and he was trying to see what kind of mileage it got. Assholes.

I would understand if my plate said "GOTBUD" or "LUVWEED".

 

[SVT-TROY]

Did you tell them "No, I only have beatiality porn in my possesion"?

There are things I wanted to say, but didn't. Like Fuck off asshole, I hate you, I can't stand jackoffs like you, eat shit and die, can I search your car?

 

[SVT-TROY]

^^^ believe that.

I could imagine what you go through in the "D", that depends on what race you are. They don't even pull me over. I was doing 60 in a 30 and he pulled up next to me, looked at me and then kept driving.

 

[BrothaBill]

Sounds like they were punking in you. Having some fun...ya ever see the movie Supertroopers? The troopers would totally f**k with people, was hilarious.

 

[marshallmadman]

They were fucking with you. The funny part is that you were smart enough to keep saying no. I'll bet they got back in their car, and laughed their asses off. They wanted to see if they could break you. Did you tell them you know the Marshallmadman? Next time I'm in the horseshit state of Michigan, I'm gonna deal on some punk cops in the name of my boy.....SVT-TROY. Holla if ya hear me.

 

[jackangel]

did you have time to hide it??

 

[BrothaBill]

HAve the staters in Mi still have that stupid ass red bubble light on the top still, or have they modernized at all?

 

[SVT-TROY]

HAve the staters in Mi still have that stupid ass red bubble light on the top still, or have they modernized at all?

Yes they still have the single red. Where are you from?

 

[SVT-TROY]

did you have time to hide it??

The funny thing is, my boy had a sack next to his sack, if you know what I mean.

 

[KillahBee]

Damn man, if I was asked that question at any given time, place, or situation, the answer would always be the same.

 

[BrothaBill]

I cant believe they still have that thing, I thought by now theyd switched to a more useful light bar that would help warn people to slow down theres an emergency vehicle stopped on the side of the road.

Im a wolverine, Michigan, but been living out in the Northwest for a number of years now.

 

[H_T_]

there was a controversial term the cops used that got leaked somehow, but any way, it was :NOMAD...............N----- on Mack After Dark..........Mack is a street that runs thru Detroit and into the Pointes.

 

[ceo]

I'd have taken his own gun and shot him after the second time he asked.

 

[SVT-TROY]

there was a controversial term the cops used that got leaked somehow, but any way, it was :NOMAD...............N----- on Mack After Dark..........Mack is a street that runs thru Detroit and into the Pointes.

I was down in the Rockwood area.

 

[SVT-TROY]

I'd have taken his own gun and shot him after the second time he asked.

LMAO

 

[SVT-TROY]

They were fucking with you. The funny part is that you were smart enough to keep saying no. I'll bet they got back in their car, and laughed their asses off. They wanted to see if they could break you. Did you tell them you know the Marshallmadman? Next time I'm in the horseshit state of Michigan, I'm gonna deal on some punk cops in the name of my boy.....SVT-TROY. Holla if ya hear me.

Do you feel like talking about your bad exp in Michigan?

 

[Spartacus]

kiddie porn?
no sir
we use actual chicks
see 'em there?

 

[evansteve]

it varies. in some states, they can make u wait while a k9 unit comes on it's way to sniff for drugs. or they can stare in with a flashlight from outside and if they notice "anything" suspicious -- they have the right to search it.

but in most cases when u know u have nothing -- most people just say "search it, and let me on my way". which is why even though they porbably knew u had nothing, were wondering why you were still being a hard-ass about it.

having an officer search your car sucks. they have no right to invade your privacy like that, especially if they have no good reason for doing so.

the last time some officers searched my car they didnt put anything back, they left it in a huge mess, and then they made fun of me for the shit that i had in my car.
fucking assholes. and they did this all because it was 'legal' for them to.

 

[evansteve]

There are things I wanted to say, but didn't. Like Fuck off asshole, I hate you, I can't stand jackoffs like you, eat shit and die, can I search your car?

ya, they would probably beat you with a club and arrest you if you said stuff like that to them,
and the sad thing is they would probably get away with it. fucking officers.

 

[SVT-TROY]

ya, they would probably beat you with a club and arrest you if you said stuff like that to them,
and the sad thing is they would probably get away with it. fucking officers.

You know what they say; if you can't beat, join em. That's not gonna happen.

 

[gtrcivic]

Good that you didn't let them search your car at all....next time just say " what is your reason for probable cause to search my vehicle ? " no response, thank you, can i be on my way now ..that'll really piss them off... only thing they can do is pat you down for their safety and thats all...

Alot of people think when you say yes, it will be a quick 2 min search..yeah right, they will go through the whole god damn car, trunk....

luckily i knew enough about the law to never let a cop search my vehicle....remember during one winter the time i picked up my brother working at the mall at 10pm...k9 cop follows us in the mall and pulls us over in my bro's Toy FX16 corolla tinted black....

cop says i stopped you cause your tint is too dark.. (no shit, its 10pm at night)..then measures with a device to so its illegal....okay Defective equipment ticket..

then sees a charger plugged in.. whats that, is that a radar detector i see.. no, its for my cell phone, charger to charge my cell phone.. did have a detector under the seat...

then asks any weapons/drugs in the vehicle...can i search... i say nope.(even though both of us have our glocks in our waist band....legal too, ccw holder...responsds just a quick search, nothing to hide ?? ask him whats your probable cause ...didn't have a reason... i say, can i go now.. he was pissed as well as his 2 backups...

overheard the k9 cop say, they won't let me search, asked for probable cause and tint isn't a reason...they (2 backup)were like what..why'd you call us to back you up for...muahhahahha as we drove out of the mall parking lot.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you should have said, in an absent minded voice "no, all my kiddie porn is at home, in the cupboar...OH" and then covered your mouth, looking really guilty

morons.

i actually had 2 cops come to my house this morning, following up on an assault charge i pressed on someone...so there i was, 1 minute after i woke up, WITH NO COFFEE (mofos) answering idiotic questions

then they went away, the coffee genie appeared, and everything was lovely

 

[jestros]

The Utah Highway Patrol pulls that shit if you're in southern Utah. A lot of drugs come up from there, but WTF? There's nothing about my car or appearance that would make anyone have a reason to search my car. They had the dogs sniffing my friend's gas tank last year saying they followed him from one gas station to another and he filled up too fast. It was a new car and he was trying to see what kind of mileage it got. Assholes.

Yeah, they will fuck you over in southern utah. Once they pull you over and ask to search the vehicle, if you say no, they by law CANT. Unless they have reasonable suspicion, so what they did with me after I said no you cant search is he said he smelled marijuanna (we didnt have any) and he proceeded to handcuff us, put us in the back of his car and search all through the car. He found the good stuff in the trunk.
Bastards.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

yet another example of why I just fucking hate cops.

 

[SVT-TROY]

Good that you didn't let them search your car at all....next time just say " what is your reason for probable cause to search my vehicle ? "

I did say "If you walked up to the window and a cloud of marijuana smoke nailed you in the face, then you would have a reason to search, but that didn't happen, so no, you can't search my car".

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Good thing you didn't have a pissed off chick in the car screaming "He got weed! he got weed!"



-BRR

 

[SVT-TROY]

Good thing you didn't have a pissed off chick in the car screaming "He got weed! he got weed!"



-BRR

Personal exp?

 

[chewyxrage]

Yeah, they will fuck you over in southern utah. Once they pull you over and ask to search the vehicle, if you say no, they by law CANT. Unless they have reasonable suspicion, so what they did with me after I said no you cant search is he said he smelled marijuanna (we didnt have any) and he proceeded to handcuff us, put us in the back of his car and search all through the car. He found the good stuff in the trunk.
Bastards.

What good stuff?

 

[Sassy69]

Kitty porn:

 

[TheProject]

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

 

[chewyxrage]

All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

Am I hopping around all nimbly, bimbly?

Well? Do you see me drinking milk from a saucer?