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Semenex Taste Test

zigzag

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My Fiance and I have a great relationship and sex is awesome. Oral sex is my fav, giving and receiving. She doesn't mind me cuming in her face or mouth but hates the taste of my semen. She says it is really bitter. Usually she just spits it out but sometimes I can convince her to swallow. About 1-in-20 cums. Being a geared up over-horny male, I was looking for ways to increase the swallow frequency.

While looking through a Maxim magazine at a friend's house I discovered an ad for Semenex. The manufacturer claims it can sweeten semen. I talked to her about trying Semenex and we decided to try it out.
Last Friday I received my trial order of Semenex, 5 packs.

Documentation with Semenex says to first clean out the old semen a couple times before bed, and take one packet. Take another the next evenening and in the afternoon if desired, and the semen should be ready for consumption the morning after. The documentation also recommends not eating certain foods but says that is not essential. So I stuck with my regular BB diet.

Sunday evening she cleaned out the old semen. I tried to get her to do a before and after taste test but she nixed that idea. She says she knows exactly how it tastes before.

I mixed one packet of Semenex in 8oz of water and drank it. Yakkkk! Damn stuff had me gagging. It has a strong smell and is greenish-brown. Mixes well in water though. Monday evening I drank another packet. Yaak again!! Hope this shit works!

Tuesday morning was test day. The alarm went of at 5:45am and I immediately began getting her ready for the test. She's not a morning person (is there any woman that is?) so she needs some coaxing to get her going. With me, woody was up before I was. I swear he has his own clock hidden somewhere deep in my nads. Anyways, 15 minutes later she says "roll over and let's do it". Yeehaaa, were off to the races.

And finally, the test results: IT WORKS!!
The bitterness of my semen was gone!

However, she said it still tasted like semen and it does not taste anything like cotton candy! She has no desire to have a regular breakfast feeding. Actually I don't mind that either because there is no way I want to consume one of those Semenex packets every day.

I still have 3 packets left and we agreed to do another test in the future. In that test I will consume all three packets in 2 days and maybe I'll adjust my diet too. I'll keep ya updated.

zigzag
 
Dude,

I got bad news for you....that's my semen that has been dried up and placed in packets....I marketed it so that you would know the Yaak taste of semen for yourself. LMAO

more on the serious....I do know that certain foods/diet can produce better tasting semen (according to medical tests). You could probably take the info you got from them and just avoid those ffods and do a lot of good.

:fro:
 
I think someone who works for Semenex gets on this board every now and then and copies that same shit as a post. Free advertising.:rolleyes:
 
frorider6 said:
I think someone who works for Semenex gets on this board every now and then and copies that same shit as a post. Free advertising.:rolleyes:

Well, I am not affiliated with Semenex in any way. And I doubt that my post would be considered a good ad for their product. I may be fairly new to Elite but I regularily hang out on Varix, UG, and Anabolex. I'm not just some Semenex employee posting here every now and then.
 
Dude,
I tried that stuff too and it was marginally effective (as you have discovered). I got MUCH better results by drinking ~12oz. of Dole pineapple juice 2x/day. I had a thread on it a few weeks back.
 
whiz kid is correct - ur diet determines taste, same with her to a lesser degree (girls dont eat any fish before bed please;) )

a glass or 2 of pineapple juice about 1-1.5hr before or so will make it taste sweet so im told.
 
Anyone Up for a True Semenex Taste-test?

We are Semenex (yes, "frorider6", this particular post is from those Semenex guys) and we would love to offer "ZigZag," "WombRaider," and even you, too, "frorider6," the chance to re-test the NEW Semenex, as so many others in the Media have already done.

When ZigZag first tested Semenex, we had only been in business a few months and had not finalized the optimal formulation as it is now and as it was thereafter patented.

Since 2001 we've made many improvements both to the taste of the powder drink, itself, as well as (more importantly) its cum-sweetening effects, too. Also since 2001 we have appeared in the Media via independent articles and/or taste-test challenges in most major men's magazines including Maxim, FHM, Hustler (huge taste-test cover article, there!), and even Scientific American. We've also appeared in many major-market radio station taste-test promos and even a television program or two (e.g., "So Graham Norton Show" - 11/2002, UK television).

We have also just been added as a vendor for Playboy Enterprises where Semenex is now sold both online and in the mail-order catalogues of Playboy's SpiceTV.com. And in the Southwest, Semenex is sold in all Fascinations stores throughout three states.

We're so sure you also will love Semenex' ability to make cum "... as delicious as it is nutritious" (FHM magazine) that we're willing to offer you each of you three (see nicks above) a FREE 5-serving container of the new Semenex. All we ask in return is that you test it honestly and then have your lovers report back to all of us here on their results.

We are also sure your lovers will find that Semenex works at least twice as well as pineapple juice or anything else you wanna use. Our own year's worth of initial R&D with 27 local couples quickly proved the old pineapple-makes-cum-taste-sweet legend to be 99.9% Urban Myth... and once you've had your lovers enjoy Semenex' effects on your man-juice, we're sure they'll agree, too.

Any of your three game for a true taste-test re-match? Let's get it on!
 
Re: Anyone Up for a True Semenex Taste-test?

Semenex said:
We are Semenex (yes, "frorider6", this particular post is from those Semenex guys) and we would love to offer "ZigZag," "WombRaider," and even you, too, "frorider6," the chance to re-test the NEW Semenex, as so many others in the Media have already done.

When ZigZag first tested Semenex, we had only been in business a few months and had not finalized the optimal formulation as it is now and as it was thereafter patented.

Since 2001 we've made many improvements both to the taste of the powder drink, itself, as well as (more importantly) its cum-sweetening effects, too. Also since 2001 we have appeared in the Media via independent articles and/or taste-test challenges in most major men's magazines including Maxim, FHM, Hustler (huge taste-test cover article, there!), and even Scientific American. We've also appeared in many major-market radio station taste-test promos and even a television program or two (e.g., "So Graham Norton Show" - 11/2002, UK television).


Any of your three game for a true taste-test re-match? Let's get it on!
Okay I want in on this test. Email me and I'll send you my address. She is right here next to me and is willing to try it out. I'll post the results ASAP.
 
damn!..that shit was on the market since about 2 years ago...i was always waiting for somebody to test it!...:D
 
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