Seems like all the good business ideas are already taken

[cuthroat]

I've been telling him that for a couple years now

Thats because you're so damn smart

 

[jackangel]

1. get on reality TV
2. make an ass out of yourself
3. do local appearances
4. sell used cars

- or -

1. start cleaning crime scenes (blood, shit, piss, semen, vomit, gatorade) for cheap.
2. learn the business, get certified, etc.
3. hire mexicans and expand.

 

[calveless wonder]

get a bunch of chicks pregnant and hope one of them becomes a professional athlete

it's your only shot

 

[zwhit]

get a bunch of chicks pregnant and hope one of them becomes a professional athlete

it's your only shot

best advice ever

 

[jackangel]

1. start cleaning crime scenes (blood, shit, piss, semen, vomit, gatorade) for cheap.
2. learn the business, get certified, etc.
3. hire mexicans and expand.

oops, i see my mistake now.

never mind.

 

[nimbus]

combine apricot seeds and roofies to make rapericot seeds

"rape the cancer away"

 

[zwhit]

combine apricot seeds and roofies to make rapericot seeds

curing cancer while getting raped?

 

[zwhit]

you edited it lol

 

[nimbus]

curing cancer while getting raped?

love conquers all

 

[nimbus]

you edited it lol

yea bro i thought of it as i hit send